A few days later, Shikamaru is sitting in his room, playing Guitar Hero 5 (Guitar Hero dosen't exist in Naruto, but I don't care...^^) and he's playing "Looks That Kill" by "Montly Crue" when his friend Kazuma climbs through the window.

(Kazuma is my own made up person, he's 21)

"Hey Shikamaru..."

Kazuma removes hsi boots and sits in a bean bag chair.

"Hey What's up Kazuma... Can I ask you a question?"

"Yeah... About what?"

"Sasuke and Orochimaru"

"As the leader of the Anbu Black Ops... I'm not offically aloud to say anything... but... who cares about rules and regulations... Well... Sasuke has been taken over by Orochimaru his immortality jutsu... Sasuke is dead besides his shell of a body... and Orochimaru could take on anyone... even Tsunade... Well... except me of coarse... Ha... If you see him... just yell... and I'll come running..."

Shikamaru notices someone in a black jacket with red clouds standing on the window ledge. He grabs a kunai off the groung and quickly throws it at the Akatsuki member. Kazuma catches the kunai...

"Kazuma?!"

He looks at Shikamaru and smiles...

"Hey, Hey, Don't be so blood thirsty..." speaks Kauma while he smiles.

The Akatsuki member removes the hat and reveals it a woman with black hair, and and a slashed sand headband. "Shikaru... It's been some time..."

"Yes... Yes It has... Kazuma Kiryu..." She glares at him. Kazuma looks at her with a smile...

She steps down off the widow ledge and walks toward him... Kazuma just stands there and she keeps walking toward him.

"Kazuma!" Shouts Shikamaru.

Kazuma keeps staring... and he walks at her and grabs her and trys to kisses her... but she blushes and pushes him away.

"Kazuma! What the hell!? Couldn't you wait, you perv." Shikamaru looks surprised...

"Wait... You two..."

"Yep... are dating..." Says Kazuma.

"But your an Akatsuki member, and your the leader of the Anbu... isn't that like.. forbidden?" (The woman is Shikaru Shizuka.)

"Well... Yes, like I said, who cares about rules and regulations?" Says Kazuma.

"Yeah... It's quite the thrill..."

"And what if Tsunade finds out...?"

"She already knows... Shikaru isn't as involved as the other in the whole Naruto thing... she usally runs off and does her own things..."

"Yeah... and on one mission... Me and Kazuma were forced to fight... the first time we met... Kisame almost crushed his head..."

"That was 3 years ago... I was 18... and not as strong... Give me a break... I could crush jabber-jaw with one arm tied behind my back now."

"You two are quite strange... total opposites.... And what's with the one fang? Shikaru?"

"I'm half vampire... You have a problem with it...?" Shikamaru snarls her fang.

"N-No... Not at all..." Shikamaru is confused.

"Shikamaru... I heard about you and Sakura... a bit flat chested in my opinion... but... hey... what the hell?"

Shikaru coughs... "A-Hem"

"Oh... um.... But that dosen't mean its a bad thing... small brests arn't that bad... I mean... Shikaru looks fine..."

"Excuse me!? I'm not that flat! Theres nothing wrong with the way I look, Kazuma!!"

"I know... but... I..."

"Jerk..."

"But I..."

Shikamaru thinks to himself. "Man... he's whipped as hell..."

"Shikamaru... me and Kazuma... are leaving..." says Shikaru...

"Yeah... I'll see you later..."

Shikaru drags him away.

"Sheesh... what weridos...."


I created Kazuma, and Shikaru is the creation of someone once very important to me.