CHAPTER 14:
WHAT'S A FACE MASK???
"So, when are we gonna get the candy?" Yachiru asked as she walked beside Yumichika.
"Hmm? Oh! Right! The candy... Actually, I was kinda planning something different," Yumichika said as he grabbed out a bag. A black bag. A PIMP BAG!!!
"What's that?" Yachiru asked a bit terrified. Oh crap. He's gonna hackin' rape me!!! KEN-CHAN!!!!! Oh no... Oh no... Crap...
"What's wrong?" Yumichika asked as he grabbed something from his black...pimp...bag...
"I'm warning you... Ken-chan will have your head on a silver platter with a side of cranberries if somethin' happens to me. You are soooo dead, Pretty Boy," Yachiru warned, gripping the wall.
"Okay... I was just planning on giving you a makeover. But if you want me to do your hair, I'll gladly do that, too. I don't see why the Captain would want my head on a plate that's silver. I'm allergic to silver," Yumichika said as he put some powder on the fluffy brush. "There...we go! Your cheeks have a very nice rosy complexion now, Lieutenant."
"Huh? I thought you were gonna..." Yachiru's voice trailed off.
"Were gonna?" Yumichika questioned.
"NOTHING!" Yachiru turned a nice shade of pink.
"Now all we have to do is get you a face mask..." Yumichika said as he looked at Yachiru's face.
"What's a face mask?" Yachiru asked. "Wait, is it that icky green stuff that ladies with bad faces put on their heads to help, but it only makes them look as if they're a zombie who's about to eat you brain?"
"Yes...those," Yumichika answered.
"I don't wanna look like a zombie about ready to eat your brain...if you have one," Yachiru said. "I'm not prissy like that."
"I'm not saying that you need it, I'm just saying that you might wanna consider it."
"Oh... okay... Pretty Boy?"
"Yes, Lieutenant?"
"Can I call you somethin' else?"
"Like what?"
"How about Yumi-chan?" Yachiru suggested.
"Well, it sure beats 'Pretty Boy.'"
"Great!"
"You want candy, don't you?" Yumichika knowingly asked.
"Duh. I wanted that from the very beginning."
"Oh yeah, one of these days I'm taking you to a spa," Yumichika promised.
"Sure. As long as it has candy."
"You slay me, Lieutenant," Yumichika sighed happily.
"I just have one question. WHY THE HECK DO YOU HAVE A PIMP BAG???!!!"
"It was on sale," Yumichika answered bluntly.
"Okay, Yumi-chan!" Yachiru said happily. For, in her heart, she had a bit of a crush on "Yumi-chan." Like she'd ever tell him. Maybe when she's older. And maybe, she might get one of those icky face masks...
Where was a pimp bag on sale at? Are Ichigo, Rukia, and Byakuya still doing nothing? Where is Uryu? (I'd really like to know...) Find out on the next chapter of "Vacation: All I NEVER Wanted."