A/N: So, I seem to get apple prompts a lot these days, so the idea pretty much came from that one one-shot I've written where Lorcan eats an apple while conversing with Molly II and Lucy. Oh, well. Enjoy.
Word count: 200
Hopscotch: (title) Apples are Better
Chocolate Frog Card Club: (Bonus) Lysander Scamander – Write about Lysander.
February Event: (object) Ribbon, (colour) Baby Pink
Lysander was currently sitting at the Ravenclaw table in the Great Hall, staring at the letter in front of him rather incredulously.
It was a baby pink coloured letter with a bright red ribbon on it, and the smell of some exorbitant-smelling perfume was oozing from it. Next to the paper, there was a block of chocolate, wrapped in similar colours.
The boy eyed the gifts, which his owl plopped in front of him not five minutes ago, when the daily Owl Post arrived, then turned to face his twin, Lorcan, who was eating his breakfast with a smug smile on his face.
"So, you say you've got a secret admirer, Lys'?" Lorcan asked. "How nice of them."
"Don't even start," Lysander shook his head. "It's not even the sentiment that I don't appreciate, but they clearly don't know I'm lactose intolerant if they send me milk chocolate."
"What a shame," Lorcan answered. "But I'm sure you wouldn't look like somebody just punched your pet owl in the face if it was an apple instead."
"I'm not looking like somebody punched Zeus in the face," Lysander retorted. "As I said, I appreciate the sentiment. But yeah, apples are much better."