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Title: Just the Coolest Thing

Disclaimer: If I owned House, we would not have to wait 3 weeks for the next episode!!!

A/N: I am sooooo sorry for the wait! I just had writers block, and got busy, and the whole shebang. This is short, but I found it kinda humourous. This Chapter is short, but it's better than nothing, right?

About the poll: Everyone's answers were much too widespread, so I came up with this on my own and was actually quite pleased.

Hope you enjoy!

ILGH

Jake hurriedly ran, and ran, and ran. He knew what he would do – he must go to his apartment, grab a few belongings, and go to Hawaii! Yes, Hawaii!!

He raced up the apartment's steps and hurtled himself at his door. He dashed in, and quick as a bullet, shot out again, carrying a small bag.

He was about to leave, when he realized that he needed to check his mail. He walked over to the box and slid it open. He put his hand inside and did not feel paper. He felt something smooth, scaly, and very much alive.

"Ahh!" he yelped, jerking his hand away and stumbling to the floor.

Chhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…chhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…

Jake couldn't decide whether it was a rattling sound or a hissing sound. He decided on both. And those were the last thoughts that Jake had as for right then a poisonous rattlesnake sprang out of his mailbox and bit him on the neck.

With poison seeping through his veins, Jake died a slow, painful, short, painless death. Confusing, isn't it?

Miles away, in a hospital known as the PPTH, Marina Zora, a recovering patient, was chatting amiably to her doctors. Sure, her mom had just died, but she needed a distraction.

Her doctors, Dr.'s Chase, Cameron, and Foreman, were very nice people, and knew her father very well.

"Hey, guys, guess what?" she asked them.

"What?" they chorused back at her.

"Well, it was soooo cool, when I went outside yesterday, I found this huge rattlesnake…"

The next and last Chappie will come soooooon! Please, please, PLEASE review so I can get a faster update!!!!!

Oh, and if you are one of the people who is currently waiting for the next installment of my trilogy, you won't be seeing the sequel to H,A and DD until after this story is finished, because I don't want to work on two at the same time.

Thanks everyone for sticking with me so far!

ILGH