A/N: Ugh! I don't like this chapter much either! You don't even have to tell me, I know it's not my best and it's short and not good. But I'm busy and it's all I've got and I'm going to be gone this weekend. So myself and you are going to have to live with it, because otherwise yall would have to wait much longer for another chapter. Seriously, I don't even have time to read stories anymore :(
Sinead: That was an invasion of privacy!
Jessi: It was not! I just forgot to turn off the recorder…
Sinead: Yea, forgot!
Jessi: So your forgive me?
Sinead: Delete it! That was a private conversation!
Jessi: Do you see what you do Al? You can't keep her mouth shut and you tell her about the recording!
Alejandro: It just slipped out!
Henry: Hey Jessi, wasn't that recorder ruined when you fell in the park fountain?
Jessi: I didn't fall! You watched Alexei throw me in!
Henry: Yea. It was funny.
Sinead: Wait, the recordings gone?
Henry: That's a new recorder. She didn't even get to listen to the old one. We came back and got it and then left again and then-
Jessi: I was thrown into a fountain!
Henry: -the old one was ruined.
Alejandro: Why didn't I know this!
Jessi: You were attempting to flirt with the lady at the hot dog stand.
Henry: I still don't think it's a woman.
Alejandro: Woman can wear their hair short!
Jessi: I didn't know we could grow mustaches.
Alejandro: It wasn't a mustache!
Jessi: You're right. It was just a caterpillar hibernating on her upper lip.
Sinead: So who's Alexei?
Jessi: Ivan's nephew. He's teaching Ivan English. He almost understands me now; it makes therapy so much easier.
Alejandro: Alexei is her loooovvveeerr.
Henry: At least he doesn't have a mustache.
Alejandro: Stop it!
Jessi: Both of you shut up! This is Sinead's interview; we're not here to talk about Al's hairy love life!
Sinead: Or yours?
Jessi: Shut. Up.
Sinead: Have I hit a nerve?
Jessi: Change of subject! Um… Have you ever made any instruments?
Sinead: What? Well… once.
Jessi: Oh? Why only once?
Sinead: It was… a mission.
Jessi: You made an instrument… for a mission?
Sinead: It was during the clue hunt, I would never do it today.
Jessi: What did you do?
Sinead: We were looking for a Janus clue! So I made a keyboard that had a voice recorder in it and… I sold it to Jonah.
Jessi: You spied on Jonah?
Sinead: Only for a little bit!
Jessi: Only a little bit? What, did he break it?
Sinead: No… the Clue Hunt ended.
Jessi: Wait, he still has it?
Sinead: Um… yes.
Jessi: And it's bugged?
Sinead: Well… yea.
Jessi: Do you still listen to it?
Sinead: NO! I just still have it hooked up to my phone, I've been meaning to delete it but-
Jessi: Wait, it's still on your phone? Like the phone you have with you?
Sinead: Yes.
Jessi: Turn it on!
Sinead: No! If Jonah ever found out-
Jessi: Private interviews Sinead! No one will ever know!
Sinead: I can't!
Jessi: Please! I'll do whatever you want!
Sinead… whatever I want?
Jessi: I'll probably regret this, but sure. Whatever you want.
Sinead: Fine.
Jessi: Fine?
Sinead: Yea, I'll do it.
Jessi: Turn it on!
Sinead: Hold on, give me a second…
Jonah: Phoenix, come on! Feel the music!
Phoenix: Jonah, I don't think this is the right instrument for me.
Jonah: It's a keyboard. What could be simpler?
Phoenix: A harmonica.
Jonah: You can't jam out to a harmonica.
Phoenix: We could try.
Jonah: Come on. Lady's love keyboards!
Phoenix: Why would a girl like a keyboard? It's a keyboard.
Jonah: Well what girl would like a harmonica?
Phoenix: Um… girls that play harmonicas?
Jonah: Oh ha-ha. Very funny. Just help me find a beat for the song.
Phoenix: Song? Oh! You mean the April Fools one for next year!
Jonah: Yea, the pillow pet one. I talked to the company. What do you think of my face being on a pillow pet?
Phoenix: I don't think people should be pillow pets. Unless they're really thick, fluffy people. You might work.
Jonah: What's that supposed to mean!
Phoenix: It means that jacket makes you look like a marshmallow.
Jonah: It's the mountains! I'm fitting in!
Phoenix: Yea, you'll get along fine with the hot chocolate. What do you have so far?
Jonah: Um… Well, I've got "I'm a pillow, I'm a pet, I'm a pillow pet. Be with you for live even though we just met."
Phoenix: … You really shouldn't write your own lyrics. Can I have some water?
Jonah: Sure, yea- Phoenix be careful!
Phoenix: Sorry! Do you have a towel-?
Sinead: I think Phoenix just broke it.
Jessi: He's writing my pillow pet rap! Wait! I better be getting part of the profits!
Sinead: You're having him write a pillow pet rap?
Jessi: Come on! It's genius! Little girls love Jonah and they also love pillow pets! Combine the two and you have an iTunes goldmine!
Sinead: I… can't really argue with that.
Jessi: Ha! I should be an Ekat!
Sinead: What are you anyway?
Jessi: Human. A very epic human. Though I have reason to believe my fourth cousin twice removed is part butternut squash. And a cannibal.
Sinead: I meant branch… butternut squash?
Jessi: Don't have any in your hand if you don't want your hand to end up in his stomach. And you know what you say; you are the shape of what you eat.
Sinead: It's you are what you eat. Not the shape of what you eat.
Jessi: Not in this case.
Sinead: You never answered my branch question-
Jessi: I know you've been feeling melancholy.
Sinead: What?
Jessi: Titanic. It's the 100th year since it sank and that's my favorite line.
Sinead: Out of the whole movie that's your favorite line?
Jessi: It's better than Henry's favorite line.
Sinead: What's Henry's?
Jessi: Iceberg.
Sinead: Where is that even in the movie?
Jessi: You're kidding right? When they see the iceberg-
Sinead: No, I meant yours!
Jessi: Oh, when Cal walks into Roses room to give her the heart of the sea. You know, for the sea being so big and all that's a tiny heart.
Sinead: There isn't- never mind. Just never mind. I have to go.
Jessi: Going to meet Hamilton for lunch?
Sinead: How did you-
Jessi: I may not have the recording, but there's a video camera in the corner. And it has audio.
A/N: Whoo! I got it on video! So I don't know who is next at this point, review and drop a name!