Title: No Time for That
Characters/Pairing: MadaTema
Author's Note: I don't usually think of pairing Madara with any of the youngest girls. I'll stomach a lot where pairings are concerned, but the age difference between them is just such that it's not something I'll easily put up with. However, MadaTema was requested and somehow, it started to appeal to me. This is a place for weird things, so I might as well write it. Finally, Madara is a dirty old man.
Dedication: Dedicated to Madara's Crystal.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
It's easy enough to conjure a henge that no nin will detect and visit Suna. Madara hasn't been in Suna for a while, and he admits he's missed the sun—Konoha always had cloud cover over the sun.
There are other things he missed, too.
Sights like that girl across the street, in particular. Sun-gold hair no doubt lightened by the sun. Golden skin. Bold green eyes. A strong, proud bearing.
Sadly, Madara hasn't the time for sight-seeing, and plotting is more important.
But Konoha doesn't produce women like that, actual warrior women.
If I were about fifty years younger…