(If Adam was an Inquisitor)
[Year : 20K]
[Segmentum : Unknown/Planet : 'Remmnant']
Inquisitor Adam paced around in his Retribution-class Battleship. He had studied this planet for a very, very long time. Despite being early to the party in which the Imperium was not even made yet, he still had gathered a few assets early. It was… Difficult to say how exactly he managed to get his hands on a few thousand crew members and a few Ultramarines along with his Battleship. However, that was not of importance as of right now. What was important was attempting to rid of this planet of the White Fang (filthy abhumans) and Gri-
"So… you're telling me that Grimm are created from negative human emotions?" Inquisitor Cry asked.
"Yes my lord."
"And that they cannot stop being created?"
"Yes my lord."
"Exterminatus."
"But Inq-"
"EXTERMINATUS!"
Adam watched as the planet that once was filled with life, burn into a molten planet. There was no use into trying to reclaim a planet which could practically house thousands of xenos which could regrow infinitely… Plus, it was Adam's birthday.
-Adam Cry walks up to a tombstone entitled with 'The Author'-
"It's been a while now and the story is nearly forgotten. I hope you may return soon an write mo-"
-Adam suddenly gets punched in the nuts by a Ultramarine hand-
"Fucking shit."
-He rolls on the ground clutching his nuts-
-An Ultramarine comes from the grave-
"FOUL HERETICS! I HAVE RETURNED AS A ULTRAMARINE! I SHALL SLAY FILTHY XENOS IN THE NAME OF THE GOD-EMPEROR!"
Jesus fuckin christ. It's been nearly... what, 2 months now? WELL I GOT GOOD NEWS M8S! I'VE RETURNED FROM THE HELL-HOLE KNOWN AS DEATH. (Not really) IT'S FUCKIN SUMMER TIME BOIS. GET READY FOR MORE KICKASS ADAM (Not) AND CHEEKI BREEKI. (On the side note, I have watched one too many If the Emperor had a text-to-speech device episodes.)
Anyways, I'll do reviews later in the next chapter that SHOULD be coming up soon. In the meanwhile, here's an interesting question.
If you were a 40k Cultist, what would you be? I would probably be a Slaan- *BLAM* HERESY!