Chapter 14: Gender bend magic?

YrooXrksvi618 #5. Mabel writes about a recent adventure. She was upset that she doesn't have anyone to do makeovers with and wishes she had a sister. Unfortunately, her wish is granted and Dipper turns into a girl. Mabel finds out about Dipper's situation, but she doesn't want him to turn back. Also, Stan teases him relentlessly.

AN: Alright I have no idea how to even begin with this so I'm just going to start writing a convoluted plot until a clear idea appears… but first more coffee

Freaking December 23

We came back to Gravity Falls for Christmas cause Gruncle Stan wanted Gruncle Ford to be with family for all the first major holidays of his first year back. According to Gruncle Stan, Everyone can stay where they usually did. mum and dad get to stay in Gruncle Ford's secret libary basement after he donated all his books to the local college, but not before scanning every page and putting them on his computer. I'm so excited to be back I can't sleep but everyone else is asleep. At least I can stay up and talk while I'm writing in my diary now. I really wish I had a sister to stay up late and do makeovers with.

Ok so I'm writing this a few minutes after it happened, I'm still not sure if it actually happened or if it was just a dream, but a beautiful man in a suit, with a shining glow all around him like he was an angel, showed up in my window and said, "Is that truly your heart's desire?" I didn't know what to say so I just stared at him, his beautiful blue eyes, his shining white hair, the flowing black clothes that were somehow darker than the night around him, until he cleared his throat and said, "I don't have all night, out with it. Did you speak your heart's desire or just expressed your wishful thinking?"

"Can you really grant my wish?" I asked not thinking. "Then it is done. Farewell and may we never meet again"

"Wait what?" but in a blink, he was gone the room was dark and the light refused to turn on. I guess I'll see if it worked in the morning.

Monday, December 24

Dipper went to the bathroom this morning and came back looking terrified. I didn't think Wendy'd find out we were back so soon but when I asked she shook his head and in a higher pitch than normal said. "That's not the problem" I tried to remember what happened last night and even checked my diary. That brought a smile to my face in no time. I soon told everyone and Dipper was so mad. Gruncle Ford even did a DNA test and found out that he was a girl. I squealed and when I came up for air Dipper was gone. I called Wendy and Told her about what happened and she came running, or maybe I should say flying. There I met two cool friends. I told them what had happened. Then I thought about it harder and ripped Hot Wings' hat off but his hair is black and gets slightly lighter as it goes down almost red at the end. I asked if he was the white haired guy I met the night before he said, "I don't do instant gratification, and I haven't had white hair for three hundred years."

"Yeah… and the guy I met didn't have any facial hair" I thought about it for a bit and he said, "Angels don't do instant gratification, I myself was born human and am currently, regrettably, still alive but even I know that what one wants and what one needs are almost always polar opposites"

"Huh?"

"You didn't meet an angel looking to grant some childish wish, though I do know of someone that masquerades as one to lure in the gullible and the weak, one who always gives you what you want in the worst possible way."

"Who?" I asked, but he fell asleep. Doesn't really matter I got a sister! Too bad Dipper had to be listening, he grabbed him and started shaking him "who did this to me!?" that one line was repeated so many times everyone in the shack came to watch. When he did wake up he shoved Dipper away and melted into the ground. ~Only Wendy seemed unfazed that is until she realised, "aw dang! He was my ride. Now I have to walk home… oh well," she finished with a shrug. Enter Grunkle Stan "Well, Dipper's a girl, looks like another Identical twin to me"

"Yeah! Let's call him Mabel two!"

"Or Donna"

"Or Tracy"

"Or Dipher, hey you hear that Dipher you're finally justified for being so weak" Wendy gave him a look that immediately made him regret saying that as his laughter petered out and he awkwardly exited stage left. Dipper quickly lept on Wendy and said, "Do you know where he went? I have to find out who did this to me!" she quickly produced a paper with almost illegible handwriting, a cross between cursive and script, which seemed to say, "what good is it to find the guilty if you can't amend the transgression" Wendy then asked if he could read it and said she'd been trying to figure it out all morning. Dipper read it though and got mad Gruncle Ford was there too, "From his description, I think I know who did this to you, but if I'm right then so is he, knowing doesn't help and there's only one way to reverse this"

"HOW!?"

"Either make him regret turning you into a girl by taking the fun out of it or find someone powerful enough to reverse it"

"How hard is it to find someone who can reverse this?"

"About as hard as finding someone who can teleport"

"I knew he could help me"

"Dude, don't know how to break it to you but Hot Wings is kinda lazy and peer pressure doesn't work on him. You might wanna try the first option"

"How hard could that be?"

"Seeing as he was trying to mess with you, as who I think it is, tends to like doing, he probably won't undo this until you start enjoying your new… you"

"Looks like I have no choice, I have to bug Hot Wings until he agrees to help me" just then we heard laughing in the next we got there we found that Hot Wings had challenged Gruncle Stan to see who could drink more and were both already drunk, flammably drunk, but that kinda makes sense when you take the pile of empty kegs into account. "Hey, you know what would be great right now? More booze." Wendy rushed over and caught the staggering man before he face planted on a table that seemed to be made of more kegs but crushed. Grunkle Stan then said, "Man I've had some strong drinks in my day but that definitely cakes the take… and You… you just kept drinking, drive safe." he shouted before trying to stick his car key in the door knob. "Well… this guy's not gonna be any help to us at all right now, I'm just gonna go, drag him back into his coffin good luck girl Dipper" my phone was already out and I was already texting Grenda and Candy about a sleepover with the new and improved Dipper.

AN: Just think of the guy Mabel met as the Gravity Falls equivalent of Magic man where the person has to learn some twisted lesson before returning to normal. Or you could go with a sober up ending where my OC Returns after a few days and while Dipper's not really enjoying it he's reluctantly getting used to it and my OC uses his combined knowledge of telekinesis and genetics to rearrange all of Dipper at once in a painful yet effective spectacle. Yeah, I'm just going to end it like that. Whichever ending you like better, go with that. I couldn't decide which ending I liked better so I thought Why not both? Get me Work.

Also, I don't know if I mentioned it but when I write I tend to write from midnight to about three AM. I might have also forgotten to mention that I work at home and currently lack wifi at home. so last minute suggestions will be taken into account later and I'll revise it when I'm super bored, totally ok with you promoting my story to other people though. and to whom it may concern I am a man.