...yeah, I love this series. I love all Riordan's books. This series was the second major series I had read, right after Harry Potter. AND IT WAS AWESOME. I'm dorky. Deal with it.

-Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Sophie: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! How many new books has he come out with? Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard? The Trials of Apollo? OMG OMG OMG OMG.

Keefe: Woah. *clutches stomach* You're so excited it's making me sick. It's times like these I wish I couldn't feel your feelings.

Biana: And why are you totally freaking out?

Sophie: Sorry. I'm a total Percy Jackson fan girl. And I totally love the rest of Riordan's books!

Dex: Why are you this excited about books?

Sophie: *glares* I LOVE reading. Especially fantasy. And these books are about mythology. Percy Jackson is a modern-day demigod! He's the son of the sea god Poseidon! And he's hot! And I just love Riordan's books.

Fitz: I've heard. Many times. At an ultimate high-pitched girl scream.

Biana: That would be a squeal.

Fitz: Whatever.

Keefe: He's hot?

Sophie: *nods head, then smiles dreamily* He's got sea-green eyes, and disheveled black hair, he's tan, he's muscular, and he's good at sword-fighting. *sighs contently* He's also hilarious.

*boys analyze each other*

*all three simultaneously realize that Keefe matches that description the best*

Biana: *before Keefe can speak* Does he have a girlfriend?

Sophie: Yeah. This blond girl with these pretty, gray eyes. Her name is Annabeth, and she's a daughter of Athena, the goddess of wisdom and warfare.

*all the boys look at Sophie's blond hair and pretty, brown eyes*

Biana: *giggles* Is that why you like him so much? Because you look like Annabeth?

Sophie: *smiles* Naw. I'd like him no matter what.

Biana: Does he kiss good?

Sophie: *giggling too* Annabeth never complained.

Keefe: So, Foster…

Sophie: Yeah? *looks at him with a cute, innocent face*

Keefe: *totally tongue tied* I…uh…

Dex: Hey! So, um, are we actually going to read these books or not?

Fitz: Yeah! Let's get to reading!

After they finish the series…

Biana: You were totally right, Sophie! Percy is AWESOME! *sighs*

Sophie: I told you! What did you think, Dex?

Dex: *shrugs* He was cool. But I really liked those guys from the Hephaestus cabin! They could build anything!

Fitz: Being a son of Zeus would totally be awesome.

Sophie: I've always liked Athena. Being her daughter would be totally amazing.

Biana: Aphrodite! Aphrodite! Aphrodite!

Sophie: What about you, Keefe?

Keefe: *doesn't need to think* Poseidon.

Sophie: *nods* Poseidon is my second favorite god. And you are a lot like Percy. *totally oblivious to what she just implied*

Keefe: Oh? I never noticed. *grins*

*Dex and Fitz look sour. Keefe bursts out laughing*

Sophie: *still totally clueless* What?

Biana: *face palm*