The Misadventures of the Akatsuki

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Some more NarutoxKonan

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''It was a god damn Break-dancing baby!'' Naruto cried out in annoyance as he continued talking to Kuiinshi on the phone.

Konan was walking around in the background dressed as Yoka litner from Gurren Lagann. She glanced at Naruto and shook her head as she went into the kitchen.

''I thought I told your ass not to smoke the good shit without smoking with me.''

''I'm telling you it was...'' Naruto paused. ''Where the hell is that music coming from? Oh no...not again.''

Around the corner walked a small, slightly tanned, slightly chubby baby that looks to be of asian descent. He had Brown hair with blue eyes, the hair usually being tied in a top knot. And he was dressed in a miniature Akatsuki robe.

''Where the hell do you keep coming from?'' Naruto demanded. ''How the hell do you keep finding me!'' He demanded as the baby started break dancing once more. This time he was dancing to the sun 'I'm a Hustler!'

''KONAN!'' Naruto shouted for his girlfriend who stepped out dressed as Ura Moka, complete with a silver wig.

''What is it now?'' she asked as Naruto pointed to the ground.

''Okay? The floor...so what?''

Naruto's eyes widened as he turned and the break dancing baby was nowhere to be seen. ''Oh COME ON! Why am I the only one seeing him?''

''My poor, insane boyfriend,'' Konan cooed rubbing the back of Naruto's head. ''Would some poon make you feel better?''

''Maybe...'' he mumbled with a sigh. ''I'll see you in the bedroom in fifteen minutes. Could you...''

''Could I what honey?''

''Could you dress up as that girl from the Kingdom Hearts game? You know the one whose a Keyblade Master?''

''You mean Aqua!''

''That's the one...''

''Sure...I'll see you there,'' she said leaving the room, but not before going to the kitchen and getting a puddin pop.

''You know what...I'm going to quick Deltbeta's ass for this!'' Naruto grumbled into the phone.

''What really...why?'' Kuiinshi asked from his end of the phone, going into the fridge and pulling out a slice of cheesecake.

''Because ever since he told me about that damn story I've been seeing the baby everywhere.''

''For the last time there is no break dancing baby. It's all in your head.''

''Okay man come on. After all the sick and crazy shit we've seen over the years you really want to dismiss that there is no break dancing baby? What about that time we were transported to the Superdickery universe and Superman tried to kill us?''

''I thought I told you never to mention that incident!''

''Is this because you were kidnapped and raped by Supergirl?''

''You can't rape the willing. Though I kind of wish I had to contend with a horny power girl too.''

''Hhm I suppose. Aah yes, Power Girl, the only woman whose bust rivals Tsunade's super jugs.''

''Naruto-kuuuuuuun...I'm waiting!'' Konan's sultry voice called from the bedroom.

''Hey man I gotta go...' click.

''Hello? Son of a bitch hung up on me. Oh well...time to go try to find that parallel universe with all the big titty and scantily clad comic book super heriones.''