i know its lame but...8mumbles* i had writers block* during the time it took me to update i wrote a one shot and started two stories but i have yet to put them on fan fic, enjoy~
"Congrats Mon ami" France said patting Japan on the back. Japan had found out that London was pregnant; he was going to be a daddy in about 8 months. Japan swooned and France chuckled as Greece kept his friend from fainting again
"Can I be the uncle?" Japan just snorted and stood up properly sighing and running his hands threw his hair.
"Your gonna make a great daddy" Lithuania said smiling at him
"But he cant take care of his baby mama from a dirty old cell" France said "time to break out"
"We already talked about this" Greece said lazily "its impossible"
"Tch" was the only response he got because France was pacing the length of the cell trying to figure a way out.
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"Okay everyone" London said looking at the group of people she had assembled. Out of the whole world the only people she had managed to find were china, England, America, south Italy, Canada, sea land, and Latvia. "Obviously were going out on a rescue mission for everyone and I need everyone's cooperation. Their are10 nations left, the others have been captured or gone into hiding by their boss"
America raised his hands in the air "where's Venice and the commie?"
"They are other wise entertained," she said looking him in the eye willing him not to say anything
He snorted, "so there doing it?" America didn't notice when china's face turned red and his eyes got watery "I didn't take her to be one to cheat, specially not on Germany"
"Now who would mention that traderious bastard vee?" Venice said coming out of the room with Russia behind her, a red liquid already drying on their clothes. She had a kind of strange calm about her that frightened everyone. Romano being Romano said nothing but kept shooting worried glances at his cousin.
"It would be smart no to mention him da," Russia said
"Ye-yeah" America said. Russia looked at china and saw the tears threatening to over flow. Russia had heard what America had said earlier, he looked at china and mouthed the words /become one da? / Which caused china's face to soften and he smiled as he mooted back /no/ with a silly grin. ((This nauseated me to write xp))
"Were going to split up into groups" Venice said "America, china, and England you guys are gonna check the west side of the country while me Russia and London will check the east side."
"Romano and Canada will check Mexico" Russia said
"And Sealand and Latvia you guys check Canada" London finished, she didn't want her idiot cousin to get hurt so she put him the safe place possible. Everyone nodded and walked their separate ways
"Be careful comrades!" Russia yelled after his friends
China turned around "don't die aru!" He yelled. America stopped to throw worried glance at Venice, her face held the same plastic Childs smile as Russia.
"Come on you git!" England yelled and America bit his lip and pulled out his cell phone as he ran to catch up with his friends. A few seconds later she got a text message from the same American
*you should have learned to smile a little more naturally* she stared at the text message for a minute before snapping her phone shut.
"Come on we have things to do," she said walking swiftly out of the building knowing her friends was following her. As she stepped out of the building she collided with someone
"Watch where you're going" she said from the ground
"Oh what a warm welcome" the person said in an Italian accent, her head shot up to see that standing over her one hand extended to help her was none other than her brother, Rome.
"Fr-fratello!" she squeaked grabbing his hand and letting him pull her up "what are you doing here?" she asked cautiously, she loved her brother but he frightened her sometimes if he was in the wrong mood.
"I've actually been here for about a week, Romano didn't want me to get hurt to he had me hiding out in some places" she looked at him for a moment then nodded
"Im guessing you're here to help then?" she said and he nodded, Venice turned to her friends "well then we can split up even more evenly, me and Lon-"
"Actually I wanted to be with you" Rome said looking away, Venice and London shot him confused glances but agreed
"You okay with being together then?" she asked London and Russia. They both nodded. Her brother grabbed her hand and pulled her down the street
"We'll see you guys here in about two hours Kay," he said not looking back for an answer. Rome pulled Venice down a long street and into an alleyway.
"What the hell is your problem?" he asked her "our god damn twin telepathy has got me all fucked in the head, I nearly killed myself yesterday!" he yelled, his face turning red from anger and just the slightest concern. Venice opened her mouth to talk but nothing came up, she looked into her brother's eyes and his harsh glare softened. He hadn't scene that look on her face since grandpa Rome had died. "Take your time," he said
"Oh fratello!" she wailed falling into his arms and sobbing hysterically, he would find out about Germany and his infidelity later but for now he would just let his sorella stain his suit.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~hetalia da...chigi!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
" Holy Rome how's it goin?" Korea asked yelling down the whole. Holy Rome had slowly but steadily digging a tunnel to the next cage over, which happened to belong to Feliciano.
"Im doing good guys," he said sounding excited "I think I'll be done soon!"
"Really!" Turkey asked
"Yup" he yelled back sounding excited holy Rome knew he was close he could feel it in his bones; he would soon be reunited with the love of his life.
"Aww man I can practically taste freedom!" Turkey said smiling
"Im digging to the next cage stupid, not out of the jail" holy Rome rolled his eyes
"Yeah I kno but with al of us together we must be able to do something I mean-"
Moscow sighed from her corner "if we were able to escape we would have already" she said "well I would have escaped and left the rest of you to rot, if I cant get out there's no way you all ca da?"
"Well" holy Rome said poking his head out of his hole "someone needs to have more faith"
"Vee faith is good" they heard an Italian voice say holy Rome climbed out of the hole, stuck his hand down, and pulled out a smiling Italian
"Feli!" Poland said
"You got threw?" Turkey asked excitedly
"Obviously" Moscow said
"Do you not like me?"
"I never sad that" Moscow said getting up from her spot and walking toward Italy. He started to shake slightly as she came closer; she put her hand on his shoulder and smiled
"Nice to see you comrade" Estonia came out of the hole and glared at Italy, he had acquired a Belarus like crush on Moscow. Italy looked at sensed the glare and turned, saw Estonia, and then proceed to cling to holy Rome and shiver. Moscow looked between Estonia and Italy with a confused, flustered look, she was used to Estonia's protectiveness but it creped her out a lot.
"Estonia moves your ass! I wanna see my little brother!" Estonia climbed out of the hole and Prussia's head popped up as he also climbed out of the hole. He tackled holy Rome in a hug "how's it going kid?" He said ruffling his dirty hair. And so it went people kept moving between the two cells and started trying to find a way to build out of the prison. They all went silent as they heard the sound of footsteps running down the hall
"Romano!" They heard Spain yell some way down the hall
"I'll come back you for you tomato bastard! I promise!"
"Romano hurry up" they heard France yell, "we cant come back if we get captured!" Everyone ran to the front of the cell trying to see what all the noise was. From he looks of it, the maple guy and south Italy managed to break a few people out but got caught. They were currently running two the exit
"We'll com back for all of you!" Japan yelled as they ran past our cages
Everyone started cheering and screaming
"Hurry back fratello!" Italy yelled Romano stopped running and looked into the cage
"I promise I'll be back fratello," he said
"Come on!" Japan yelled running back to get Romano
"We have to hurry or- look out!" Japan pushed Romano out of the way of a bullet and ended up getting shot in the arm, he stumbled and Romano helped him back. They started running again
"Chigi Japan im so sorry! How does it feel? London's gonna kill me" Japan took a shaky breath "I will be fine, its just my arm, now keep running" Romano nodded and they ran like two bats outa hell to he exit the car was at the corner of the street. Romano looked back to see Canada, France, and Lithuania were running. Canada had a sleeping Greece on his back and his polar bear running on his heels, he wasn't as strong as America but he was pretty damn strong. They finally got to the car; Romano threw Japan in the back and helped everyone else in the car
"I got it" Canada yelled "get in the front seat damn it!" Romano nodded and ran around to the drivers seat he turned the car on as Canada slammed the back door and threw himself into the passenger seat, gun shots rung out at the car and everyone ducked
"Drive damn it, drive!" Lithuania screamed from the back seat. Romano punched it tires squealing as he flashed away from the curve. There weren't many cars on the streets in Mexico so he was lucky the police recognized their car so they wouldn't get pulled over
"Anyone behind us?" He asked and was met with the sound of gunshots behind the car, everyone ducked and yelled. Romano could see the toll for the border and started honking his horn rapidly the little white bar went up and Romano zipped threw it he looked in his rear view mirror to see the car of thugs didn't stop at the tool he cursed and tried to figure out where he would drive two next. He didn't need to worry for to long because the Mexican soldiers opened fire on the van full of guards. They hit the gas tank and the car exploded, Romano grinned and honked several times before he peeled out of Mexico and drove straight to the lot where they had parked the chopper, Romano swerved the car to side and parked it next to the air craft. He was grinning madly like the mafia boss he is and quickly helped everyone out of the car and into the aircraft. They were on there way back to Washington in minutes, Romano called Venice to let her know that they had found everyone while Canada patched up Japan's arm. When everything had been finished they all just sat there in silence staring at each other smiling happily.
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"Come on iggy" America said from his right side "everyone has a favorite Disney song!" He exclaimed. They were currently sitting in America's private jet flying to California
China nodded "its true aru" he said, "mine is lesson number on from Mulan"
"Yeah! See iggy even china has one! Mine is zero to hero from Hercules!
England rolled his eyes "I have not once nor will I ever watch one of your horrid Disney movies"
" I wouldn't speak so soon aru" china said pointing to the screen where a fairy with blond hair and a green dress was currently flying around in the opening credits
England twitched "is that tinker bell?"
"Ha!" America yelled, "I knew you watched my movies!" England opened his mouth to correct him but he didn't feel like explaining that he spent personal time in Never land with the fairy and peter pan
"Whatever" he snorted and sat back to watch the movie.
"Were watching the little mermaid," America whispered and the lights on the jet dimmed and the Disney theme started to play softly. England sat stiffly determined not to show his stupid boyfriend he was enjoying the movie at all. America and china sang softly to the songs they knew (which was all of then) and quoting their favorite lines. England sat stiffly threw out the movie hands crossed and his face holding a bored expression, he could tell America was a little upset but he needed to stop assuming so much about his country.
"The only way to get what you want is to become a human yourself" the words snapped England out of his thoughts. His lip twitched as he watched Ursula the sea witch try to coax the mermaid into a magical deal.
The girl's eyes widened "can I do that?"
"My dear sweet child, that's what I do it's what I live for. To help unfortunate mer folk, like yourself. Poor souls wit no one left to turn to" England's mouth broke into a grin as he remembered the familiar feeling of similar plea's of innocence to people he had magically conned, in reality this was his favorite movie and this was his favorite Disney song. He would let his boyfriend get his way, just this time.
"I admit that in the past I've been a nasty," he sang causing America and china to swivel their heads to him in surprise "they weren't kidding when they called me, well a witch. But you'll find that now days I've mended all my ways repented, see the light, and made a switch, true? Yes" he grinned his devilish grin and America kissed cheek lightly "and I fornatualy know a little magic~ its a talent that I always have possed, and dear lady please don't laugh, I use it on be half of the miserable, lonely, and depressed ~pathetic~" England leaned over and whispered into America's ear causing him to giggle. "Poor infonaut souls~ so sad so true, they come flocking to my country crying spells Arthur please, and I help them yes I do. Now it's happened once or twice, someone couldn't pay the price and im afraid I had to rake em up the cross. Yes I've had the odd complaint, but on the whole I've been a saint, to those poor unfortunate souls~" he said leaning onto china looking at him with innocent eyes. China tried to hide his smile as he rolled his eyes at him.
" Im not gonna lie" England said, "I love this movie"
America's eyes sparkled "really? Do you mean it?"
England laughed "yes and I also love the princess and the frog, and beauty and the beast"
America bounced in his seat " you. Are. So. Amazing!"
"Shhhhhhh" England said "the song's back"
America made an eep sound
"The men up there don't like a lot a blabber, they think a girl who gossips is a bore, yes on land it's much preferred for ladies not to say a word I mean come on dear what is idle prattle for. Come on! There not all that impressed with conversation! True gentlemen avoid it when they can, but they /soon Dow even fawn/ on a lady who's withdrawn, its she who hold her tough who gets a man. Come on you poor unfortunate soul go ahead, make your choice, im a very busy person and I haven't got all day it won cost much, just your voice." Arthur said moving his finger to America's chin moving it up so he could see England's devilish grin "you poor unformatted soul its sad but true, if you want to cross the bridge my sweet you've got to pay the toll, take a gulp and take a breath and go ahead and sign to scroll, yao Alfred now I've got her boys the boss is on a roll! This poor unfortunate soul!" They all fell out into laughter and England shushed them as he started to say the spell "alouga sa rougha come winds of the Caspian sea! La squeasa la sightisat max laryngitis la voulchea to me! Now sing" and the nations did just that, singing in harmony with the movie ((I personally blame America for what happens next)) America, England, and china's eyes widened as thy watched what they assumed to be there voices coming out of there bodies and float in front of them in a big multicolored ball. America opened his mouth to scream but no sound came out, china tried to yell as well and was faced with the same result. He grabbed England's arm and started shaking him back and forth in silent screams, America did the same thing shaking England and screaming silently. The ball of light in the middle of the plane started to move and separated into three separate entities and going into one of the nations mouths.
"What was- what the hell?" China's voice said. England and china snapped there eyes over to America who had just spoken "iggy" he whined in china's voice "you broke me!"
" That's my voice aru!" China yelled out, then slammed his moth shut. The voice that came out of his mouth was not his own but belonged to the British man's
England looked down sullenly "guess that means I've got the idiots voice" china laughed in England's voice and America started to complain in china's voice about how they were missing the movie. England twitched slightly and pulled a miny spell book out of his carry on bag.
"Shut up" America's voice said, " I can fix this" England paused and grinned, "I am the hero after all"
"Iggggyyyyyy" America wined in china's voice; china was busy laughing his but off with England's voice
"Don't be such a wanker!" china said England started to laugh in America voice
"That's rude aru!" America said in china's voice and everyone erupted into laughter.
"Lets finish watching the movies gents" china said "England can fix us later"
"This is totally bad ass anyway," England said turning to watch the movie when his phone rung
"Hero here how may I help you?" He said and everyone laughed
"Oh hey America," Venice said "I coulda sworn I called England, but whatever vee, Canada and Romano found where they were hiding everyone get your selves back over to DC pronto vee~" and she hung up the phone. I picked up the plane phone
"Turn us around...dude were going back to DC" England said hanging up
"What's wrong aru?" America said
"Romano and Canada found where everyone is, so were heading back to dc to figure out what to do next, which is fight under my flag for the American way!"
"No no no" America said "china takes all you can go home now, wait leave your wallet and go home aru" England's voice laughed through out the plane.
"Now the gents we can all do this together...as long as we all ignore America"
"Hey!" America voice said from England. They spent the ride back to dc imitating each other.
longgggg chapter to make up for my absence *bows slightly* well im achualy tired so review~ oh and there will be two maybe three chapters left of this story,but there will be a sequal, or a prequal i guess, however you think of it review vee!