Description: The children get to know each other.
Disclaimer: Nothing in this chapter is mine.
It's the middle of the day on Tuesday and Strauss has paired each student with a student they don't usually hang out with. Gideon is paired up with Kevin. Hotch is paired up with Garcia. Rossi is paired up with Elle. Will is paired up with Reid. Morgan is paired up with JJ. And Prentiss is paired up with Haley. Strauss is allowing them to get to know each other for ten minutes. After the ten minutes is up, each child is to do a two minute report about their partner. The questions that they are to ask are what's your favorite color? What's your favorite food? What do you like to do? Who is your favorite person? And what is your favorite movie?
Meanwhile with Gideon and Kevin…
Gideon and Kevin are sitting at the reading table. Kevin is interviewing Gideon first.
"What's your favorite color?" Kevin asked.
"My favorite color is dark blue." Gideon answered.
"What's your favorite food?"
"Mac and Cheese."
"What do you like to do?"
"I love bird watching. That's really fun."
"Who is your favorite person?"
"My grandpa is my favorite person."
"And what's your favorite movie?"
"My favorite movie is Bambi."
"Okay, now you interview me." Kevin said.
"Okay, what is your favorite color?" Gideon asked.
"My favorite color is orange." Kevin said.
"What is your favorite food?"
"I also like Mac and cheese."
"Wow, we have something in common. What do you like to do?" Gideon asked.
"I like to play video games." Kevin said.
"Who is your favorite person?"
"My daddy is my favorite person."
"And what is your favorite movie?"
"I really like The Fox and the Hound. That's a really cool movie."
Meanwhile with Garcia and Hotch…
Garcia and Hotch are sitting beside Strauss' desk. Garcia is interviewing Hotch first.
"What's your favorite color?" Garcia asked.
"Hey Mrs. Strauss, what's your favorite color?" Hotch asked Strauss.
"Oh I love all the colors. It's hard for me to choose just one." Strauss said.
Hotch turns back to Garcia.
"I like all the colors." Hotch said.
"Okay what's your favorite food?" Garcia asked.
"Mrs. Strauss, what is your favorite food?" Hotch asked.
"Pizza." Strauss answered.
"Okay, I was just wondering." Hotch said as he turned back to Garcia. "My favorite food is pizza.
"What do you like to do?"
"Mrs. Strauss, I have another question. What do you like to do?"
"I love to sew." Strauss said.
Hotch turns back to Garcia.
"I think sewing is fun."
"Are any of these questions true about you or are you just trying to be like Mrs. Strauss?" Garcia asked suspiciously.
"Of course they are all true about me. Why would you ask that?"
"Because each time I asked you a question, you keep asking for Mrs. Strauss' opinion."
"Well, Mrs. Strauss and I just happen to have a lot in common." Hotch said, defending himself.
"Whatever you say, Aaron. Who is your favorite person?"
"One second please." Hotch said to Garcia. "Hey Mrs. Strauss, who is your favorite person?"
"My great grandfather, Edgar." Strauss said.
Hotch turns back to Garcia.
"I don't have a great grandfather named, Edgar." Hotch sadly said. I guess my favorite person is my little brother, Sean. He always does what I tell him to do."
"Okay, what's your favorite movie?" Garcia asked.
"Mrs. Strauss, what's your favorite movie?" Hotch asked.
"Gone with the Wind." Strauss said.
Hotch turns back to Garcia.
"I hate that movie. My favorite movie is Rescuers down under. Okay now it's my turn to ask you questions." Hotch said. "What's your favorite color?"
"I happen to like the colors of the rainbow."
"What's your favorite food?"
"I like chicken noodle soup." Garcia said.
"What do you like to do?" Hotch asked.
"I love to pick flowers. They all very pretty."
"Who is your favorite person?"
"My mommy and daddy."
And what is your favorite movie?"
"Aladdin is my favorite movie."
Meanwhile with Rossi and Elle…
Rossi and Elle are sitting beside the fish tank. Rossi is interview Elle first.
"What is your favorite color?"
"My favorite color is pink."
"What is your favorite food?"
"I love caviar."
"Are you kidding me? You eat fish eggs? Don't you realize that you're scaring the fish right here?" Rossi asked, pointing to the fish tank.
"I am a princess. I have to eat that kind of food. And I don't care if I'm scaring the fish." Elle said.
"Emily says you're not a real princess." Rossi said.
"Emily doesn't know what she's talking about. Next question please."
"Okay what do you like to?"
"I like to dress up in fancy dresses."
"Who is your favorite person?"
"No offense David, but my favorite person is myself." Elle said.
"Okay…And what's your favorite movie?" Rossi asked.
"I definitely love Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Never get tired of watching that movie." Elle said.
"Now you interview me." Rossi said.
"Alright, what is your favorite color?"
"Green is my favorite color."
"What is your favorite food?"
"I love pasta."
"What do you like to do?" Elle asked.
"Well, I would say that I like to kill birds, but I don't want to see Jason cry again. So I guess I like to watch television." Rossi said.
"Who is your favorite person?"
"My grandma and grandpa."
"And what is your favorite movie?" Elle asked.
"Robin Hood." Rossi answered.
Meanwhile with Reid and Will…
Reid and Will are sitting near the bookshelf. Reid is interviewing Will first.
"What is your favorite color?" Reid asked.
"My favorite color is blue."
"What is your favorite food?"
"I like tacos." Will said.
"What do you like to do?"
"I like to listen to my daddy's police scanner. That's really cool."
"Who is your favorite person?"
"My daddy is my favorite person."
"And what is your favorite movie?" Reid asked.
"My favorite movie is Dumbo. Okay now I get to interview you. What is your favorite color?" Will asked.
"My favorite color is also blue." Reid said.
"What is your favorite food?"
"I love chocolate, but my mommy and daddy won't let me have it very often because I always get hyper when I eat it. You wouldn't happen to have any chocolate, would you?" Reid asked.
"No, I'm sorry. I don't have any." Will said.
"That's okay. What's your next question?"
"My next question is, what do you like to do?"
"I enjoy reading. Did you know that I can read twenty thousand words a minute? I've been reading since I was two years old and I have read at least one thousand books." Reid said.
"Wow that is a lot of books. And I don't think I never knew that you could read twenty thousand words a minute. I think I've only read about twenty books. Okay who is your favorite person?"
"James Dean is my favorite person. He's a terrific actor."
"What is your favorite movie?" Will asked.
"My favorite movie is East of Eden because James Dean is in that movie."
"Meanwhile with JJ and Morgan…
JJ and Morgan are sitting in the nap area. JJ is interviewing Morgan first.
"What is your favorite color?" JJ asked.
"My favorite color is green." Morgan said.
"What is your favorite food?"
"Grilled chicken."
"What do you like to do?"
"Well JJ, I'm glad you asked that question because I enjoy working out and flexing my muscles at all the lovely women." Morgan said as he began flexing his muscles for JJ.
"Derek, if you do not stop flexing your muscles at me, I'm going to have to hit you with my soccer ball." JJ threatened.
Morgan immediately stopped flexing his muscles.
"Now moving on, who is your favorite person?" JJ asked.
"My favorite person is all the ladies in the world. I can't just choose one. That wouldn't be fair."
"You're very strange, Derek. What is your favorite movie?"
"My favorite movie is The Little Mermaid because that girl is hot." Morgan said, happily.
"Okay, now you interview me." JJ said.
"What is your favorite color?"
"I like the color blue."
"What is your favorite food?"
"My favorite food is ice cream."
"What do you like to do?" Morgan asked.
"I love to play soccer. That's like my life." JJ said.
"Yeah, I've noticed that. Who is your favorite person?"
"Will is my favorite person because he always does what I tell him to do."
"Yeah because he's afraid of you." Morgan mumbled.
"What did you say?"
"I said, that's really cool." Morgan said, frightened.
"Oh okay. That's what I thought you said.
"Anyway, what is your favorite movie?"
"My favorite movie is The Lion King." JJ said.
Meanwhile with Prentiss and Haley…
Prentiss and Haley are sitting in the time out area. Prentiss is interviewing Haley first, but she's asking the wrong questions.
"Alright, what's your parents bank account number? Do you know your dad's password to twitter? And what is your mom's bra size?" Prentiss asked.
"Emily, I think those are the wrong questions. And what is a bra?" Haley asked.
"I don't know. Do I look like a genius to you? Wait, don't answer that. Hey Spencer, what's a bra?" Prentiss shouted to Reid.
"It's a type of cloth that girls wear under their shirts when they get older!" Reid shouted back.
"Would you happen to know Haley's mom's bra size?"
"No, I'm sorry Emily, but I don't know!"
"Emily and Spencer that will be enough shouting." Strauss warned the two.
"Sorry Mrs. Strauss." Prentiss and Reid said.
Prentiss goes back to interviewing Haley.
"Okay what is your favorite color?"
"My favorite color is blue."
"What is your favorite food?"
"I love taco salad." Haley said.
"What do you like to do?" Prentiss asked.
"I like to go swimming."
"Who is your favorite person?"
"My mommy, daddy and my sister Jessica are my favorite people."
"And what is your favorite movie?"
"Sleeping Beauty is my favorite movie." Haley said.
"Okay my turn now. You have to interview me." Prentiss said.
"What is your favorite color?"
"Red is definitely my favorite color."
"What is your favorite food?"
"Well since you like taco salad, my favorite food is chicken salad."
"Emily, you do realize that we both can like the same food, don't you?" Haley asked.
"Yeah, but then people might get confused and think we're twins or something." Prentiss said.
"Okay…What do you like to do?"
"I love to kidnap my neighbor's cat and train it to be a spy."
"Okay that is very…strange. Who is your favorite person?" Haley asked.
"I can't tell you."
"Why can't you tell me?" Haley asked, confused.
"Because it's top secret. And if I did tell you, then the Pillsbury dough boy would die and I don't want that to happen. Would you?" Prentiss asked.
"I guess not. Can you tell me what your favorite movie is?"
"Yes I can. My favorite movie is The Outsiders."
"Alright class it's time to return to your seats and get ready to do your presentations." Strauss said, as the children returned to their seats. "Jason and Kevin, why don't you two go first?"
Jason and Kevin both walked to the front of the room.
"Okay I'll go first." Kevin said. Here's what I learned about Jason Gideon; His favorite color is dark blue. He loves to eat Mac and Cheese. He enjoys bird watching. His Grandpa is his favorite person. And Bambi is his favorite movie.
"Wow, Jason seems very interesting. Okay Jason, let's hear what you have to say about Kevin." Strauss said.
"Today I learned that Kevin Lynch's favorite color is orange. He also likes Mac and Cheese. He loves to play video games. His daddy is his favorite person. And his favorite movie is The Fox and the Hound." Gideon said.
"Kevin seems very cool to be around. I think it's nice that you two have something in common. Okay Aaron and Penelope, let's hear what you to have to say about each other." Strauss said.
Aaron and Penelope both walked to the front of the room.
"Do you want to go first or should I?" Garcia asked.
"You can go first." Hotch said.
"Okay today I learned that Aaron Hotchner 's favorite color is all the colors. His favorite food is pizza. He likes sewing. His little brother Sean is his favorite person. And Rescuers Down Under is his favorite movie."
"Very interesting Penelope. Aaron, please tell us what you learned about Penelope."
"I learned that Penelope Garcia likes the colors of the rainbow. Chicken noodle soup is her favorite food. She likes to pick flowers. Her mommy and daddy are her favorite people. And she enjoys watching Aladdin."
"Thank you for sharing that with us Aaron. David and Elle, it's your turn now." Strauss said.
Rossi and Elle walked to the front of the room.
"I'm going first because I'm a princess." Elle said to Rossi.
"Fine with me." Rossi said.
"David Rossi's favorite color is green. His favorite food is pasta. He loves to watch TV. His favorite people are his grandma and grandpa. And Robin Hood is his favorite movie."
"Very good, Elle. Okay David, what did you learn about Elle today?"
"She's full of herself!" Prentiss shouted as she stood up.
"Emily, this is not your time to speak. Please sit down." Strauss warned the child.
"Yes ma'am." Prentiss said as she sat down.
"David, you may continue." Strauss said.
"Okay I learned that Elle Greenaway loves the color pink. She enjoys eating caviar, which I seem to think is disgusting. She loves to dress up in fancy dresses. Her favorite person is herself, which there is no surprise to that. And her favorite movie is Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs." Rossi explained.
Thank you David and Elle. Spencer and William, I'm sure you two would love to share what you have learned about each other." Strauss said.
Reid and Will walk to the front of the room.
"Can I go first?" Reid asked Will.
"Sure." Will said.
"Okay today, I learned that William LaMontagne Jr. loves the color blue. Tacos are his favorite food. His favorite hobby is listening to his daddy's police scanner. His daddy is his favorite person. And Dumbo is his favorite movie."
"William seems like a very interesting person. And what did you learn about Spencer, William?" Strauss asked.
"I learned that Spencer Reid also likes the color blue. Chocolate is his favorite food. He likes to read. James Dean is his favorite person. And his favorite movie is East of Eden."
"It seems that both of you like the color blue. Okay Derek and Jennifer, it's your turn." Strauss said.
Morgan and JJ walk to the front of the room.
"I think you should go first." Morgan said to JJ.
"Nope, you should definitely go first." JJ said.
"Ladies first." Morgan said.
"Either you go first, or I'm going to hit you with my soccer ball." JJ whispered to Morgan.
"Okay, I'm going first." Morgan said, frightened.
"Alright, please tell us about Jennifer." Strauss said.
"Well I learned that Jennifer Jareau's favorite color is blue. She loves ice cream. She loves to play soccer. Will is her favorite person. And The Lion King is her favorite movie."
"Very good Derek. Okay Jennifer, what did you learn about Derek today?" Strauss asked.
"Derek Morgan's favorite color is green. He enjoys eating grilled chicken. As everyone can probably guess, Derek loves working out and flexing his muscles at all the ladies. All the ladies of the world are his favorite people. And his favorite movie is The Little Mermaid." JJ said.
"Thank you Derek and JJ." Alright Emily and Haley, I'm sure you have been waiting." Strauss said.
Prentiss and Haley walk up to the front of the room.
"Haley has decided to go first." Prentiss said.
"No I didn't." Haley said.
"Trust me, Haley. You really need to go first. It'll help you overcome your fear of sharks." Prentiss said.
"Okay… that makes no sense at all, but if you insist on me going first, then I will." Haley said.
"Alright Haley, please tell us what you learned about Emily." Strauss said.
"Today, I learned that Emily Prentiss loves the color red. Her favorite food is chicken salad. She likes to kidnap her neighbor's cat and train it to be a spy. She can't tell me who her favorite person is because it's top secret. And her favorite movie is The Outsiders."
"Emily seems like an interesting child. Okay Emily, what can you tell us about Haley?" Strauss asked.
"I can tell you a lot about Haley Brooks. First of all, her favorite color is blue. Taco salad is her favorite food. She likes to go swimming. Her mommy, daddy and sister Jessica are her favorite people. And Sleeping Beauty is her favorite movie."
"Thank you Emily and Haley." Strauss said.
"Oh and by the way, does anyone know Haley's mom's bra size? This is very important information." Prentiss said.
"What's a bra?" The class asked.
"A bra is a piece of cloth that girls wear under their shirts when they get older." Reid explained.
"You mean like the Little Mermaid, except she doesn't wear a shirt in the movie. Maybe that's why I love that movie." Morgan said.
"Yeah… that's exactly what I mean." Reid said.
"Emily, I really don't think that question was necessary." Strauss said.
"Okay then, what's your bra size?" Prentiss asked.
At this moment Hotch raises his hand.
"Yes Aaron, can I help you?" Strauss asked.
"I think you should definitely tell Emily your bra size. This could be vital information for us all." Hotch said.
"I'm not going to share that information with any of you. It is now reading time." Strauss said.
"I'm going to make my mommy take me bra shopping after school today." Morgan whispered to Prentiss.
Prentiss gives Morgan the thumbs up sign.
End of chapter fourteen. Please tell me what you thought. Chapter fifteen will be up soon.