Top Ten Hotties of 2007:
1. Tim Curry- Back in the 70's he was hot, liquid, male, chocolate-covered sex.
(Clue, Rocky Horror Picture Show)
2. Alan Rickman- He's arrogant, proud, hot, and has one of a sexy accent!
(Harry Potter, Robin Hood, Galaxy Quest)
3. David Bowie- Pirate shirt, thigh high boots plus heel, second-skin tights, and accent.
(Labyrinth, Zoolander)
4. Jason Statham- Holy shit, British accent and a deep, gravely voice!
(Crank, Transporter 1 and 2)
5. Hugh Jackman- He's got the whole primal beast thing going on.
(X-men, Van Helsing)
6. Gackt- Feminine and hot as hell.
(Moonchild)
7. James Marsters- Hot, blonde, bad boy, and British!!!
(Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
8. Billy Idol- Bad boy, blonde, and British, what more can you ask for?
9. Sean Connery- My love of older men shows through. He's aging like wine.
(James Bond, Highlander, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen)
10. Cilian Murphy- The quiet hot book type kind of guy with evil/psycho tendencies.
(Batman, Red Eye)
If you can't tell, I have a big thing for older blonde European men. I swear that whole damn country is a walking orgasm. If I ever date someone with that accent(which I won't unless my boyfriend dumps me), screw sex all they'll have to do is talk to get me to cream in my pants.
I just watched "Here I go again" by White Snake and started wondering. If I sing that song with in a really nice car, will a hot guy start crawling across the hood::Looks over at boyfriend with not-so-innocent smile:: If I sing that song while in a Jaguar will you crawl around on the hood in see through clothes or possibly no clothes at all?
Love ya babe ::Straddles Josh's waist and starts making out::. I am so scoring points with the fangirls right now ::goes back to making out with boyfriend::.
Harry writhed beneath Severus, as his ear was thoroughly tongue-fucked. "Hurry up and fuck me!" He hissed and arched against his husband, trying to get as much friction against his aching erection as possible.
"You wish is my command," Severus smirked and spelled their clothes off. He let out a deep moan as skin came in contact with wonderful skin. With a flick of his wrist, he summoned a jar of sweet scented oil and dipped three fingers into the slick substance.
"God Severus!" Harry moaned as Severus pushed a long finger into him, followed by another, then another. He thrust back against his husband's fingers as he was prepared. "More, I want you in me," he hissed after a few moments of pleasurable torture.
Severus did just that, in one powerful stroke, he sheathed himself deeply inside Harry. He only had to wait a few seconds before Harry was begging him to move. Almost forgetting about the twin's, almost, he began to move in a rough, deep rhythm, careful to mind the fact that there were babies inside his moaning, squirming, thrusting husband.
Harry came quickly but was almost instantly hard again. He somehow managed to switch his and Severus' positions and was now riding his husband without mercy, not that Severus wanted any.
Moaning deeply, Severus watched Harry ride him as claws sank deep into his chest only adding to his pleasure. He reached down and grasped Harry's hard cock and began to pump it in time with their thrusts.
When Harry came again, he pulled Severus over the edge with him, both cumming shouting the other's name. Even though he had been in heat, it wasn't as intense as it had been the last time so Harry did not get hard a third time, he just rolled over onto his back to keep from crushing the twins.
"Sorry," Severus said softly and kissed Harry's swollen abdomen. He pulled back laughing after he felt two little things kick at his lips. "How would you feel if you were that small and a giant prick came at you multiple times?" He asked when Harry gave him a confused look.
This made Harry laugh as well; he had only heard Severus apologize to three people, himself and now the twins. "Sweet," he murmured sleepily and cuddled against Severus, his head pillowed on his husband's chest.
xXx (Want to know a song that gets stuck in your head when you just think about it? "The Final Countdown" by Europe, an annoying but still good techno song.)
"MY EYES!!!" Draco shouted and slammed the door shut to the library. He had just walked in on his Father and Septus mid-orgasm against the wall near the fireplace.
After he had recovered from his earth-shattering orgasm, Septus was rolling on the floor laughing. He had never been walked in on mid-orgasm and he decided that it was the funniest thing that had ever happened to him.
"Do you find mentally scarring my son that funny?" Lucius asked, trying to sort out his tangled hair. Eventually he just gave up and cast a spell on his platinum locks, letting them tumbled down onto his shoulders clean and untangled.
Once he could talk, Septus smiled. "Yes and the fact it is the funniest thing that has ever happened to me," he laughed and looked around for his clothes. "Have you seen my pants?"
"Top of the bookcase," Lucius said as he collected his clothes, putting them on as he found them. By the time Septus had located the missing pants he was already dressed. "Finish getting dressed, I'm going to tell Draco the news," he smirked and strutted out of the library, his hips swaying in an unconscious, but entirely sexy, way.
xXx
-Two Months Later-
It was the start of a new school year. Severus was grumbling about stupid first years. Harry was joking with Ron, Draco, and everyone else, he was also telling some of the girls and a few blokes what it was like to be pregnant and banging the hottest teacher in the school, this of course counting Sirius and Remus who were next in line.
Harry was sitting in Transfiguration when he felt a sharp pain in his abdomen. "Professor," he and placed a hand on his stomach, "I think it's time."
"Mr. Weasley, escort Mr. Potter-Snape to the Hospital Wing. Mr. Malfoy, inform Remus and Sirius. The rest of you, class dismissed," McGonagall said like clockwork and rushed off to the fireplace, flooing into the Potions Classroom. "Severus it's time, I'll take care of your class," she said before Severus had time to snap at her.
Severus grabbed his amulet through his robes and whispered the password.
xXx
"YOU BASTARD!" Harry shouted and squeezed Severus' hand as hard as he could, his claws coming out. "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! IF YOUR COCK COMES ANYWHERE NEAR ME I'LL CUT IT OFF!" He yelled, making Severus wince and not from the pain in the Potions Master's hand.
"Almost there Harry, a few more pushes and he'll be out," Poppy said as twin two became visible.
"I AM NEVER SLEEPING WITH YOU AGAIN YOU FUCKING BASTARD!" Harry screamed as he gave one final push, finally giving birth to twin two. After Septus, who was a trained Med-wizard, cast a few dozen spells on him, he felt better, then passed out.
When he came around again, Severus was sitting in the armchair next to the bed, holding their sons. "Let me hold them," he said quietly when he noticed they were asleep. Once they were in his arms he got a good look at them. They both had cat ears and tails, except being sleek and black like his own, their cat ears were black and hat a tuffed of fluffy white hair on the tip, their tails weren't as fluffy and had white tips. They had soft, black hair that he could tell was going to be like Severus'.
Though they were identical, Severus and Harry could tell the difference between them. They both kissed Aries and Asphodel on the forehead moments before everyone piled into to see the twins.
"I'm an Uncle!" Sirius and Septus cheered quietly and hugged their spouses and then each other. "We're Uncles!" (A/N: Notice how similar Septus and Sirius are?)
"We're grandparents!" Lily and James said happily and kissed their grandchildren and their son. Then James did something he never thought he would do, he hugged Severus and kissed the man on the cheek.
Severus stood there stiff, he did not do hugs and he definitely did not do hugs with his arch-enemy even though that poor excuse of a man was his husbands father. He nearly killed James when the man kissed him on the cheek.
When James realized who he was hugging and just kissed, he shot away from the pissed off man as fast as he could. He cleared his throat and quickly noticed that he wasn't dead or maimed, score a point for living.
"They're so cute," Remus said and scratched behind one of Asphodel's cat ears, he smiled when Asphodel started purring.
The Twin's opened their eyes and looked at Harry, what he saw made him smile. One of their eyes was bright emerald green like his own and the other was onyx like Severus'. "They're perfect," he sighed and leaned against Severus when his husband scooted closer to him, getting away from a little-to-happy James.
"I know," Severus smiled nearly giving everyone but Harry and Lily a heart attack.
"I'm in love! I'm a believer! I couldn't live him if I tried!" I LOVE THAT SONG REDONE BY SMACH MOUTH!!! Change Her to Him and you've got what I'm going through there lovelings. I am completely head-over-heels in love with my boyfriend Josh and I love it!
Anyway, YAY!!!! The Twin are born! This fic is nowhere near done!
Damn damn damn damn damn!!!! Life is so cruel! My stepbrother is standing in my doorway, wet from a shower and wearing nothing but a towel, which is just barely hanging on to his hips ::Runs around in head screaming "Blow me!" while ripping hair out:: Why am I cursed to have this hot of a stepbrother!?