Two More Cullens

Joke Time

JasperPOV

" Jinny," I said. She looked up at me.

" Stop tormenting and being sarcastic to the Volturi. It will only end you and all of us in more trouble. Stop it," I commanded. Jinny shrank back a little from my gaze and humbly nodded. Alice giggled.

" Who is afraid of the big, bad, vampire?" Alice squealed at me as Jinny scowled at her. Everyone laughed at her and Bailey hugged her. Alice snuggled up into my arms and sighed. Bella grabbed Renesmee and they both sat next to Edward. Bella leaned into Edward's chest and whispered something in his ear.

" I have a feeling Jinny and Jasper are going to pull a prank on us soon,"

Edward laughed and Jinny smirked.

Thanks for the idea Bella,' she called to Edward. Edward narrowed his eyes and kissed Bella's head.

I smiled. That was a good idea. But how could we pull a prank on a mind reader and a psychic? Hmm…

I saw Jinny stir in Bailey's arms from the corner of my eye.

" I will be right back, sweetie, I just need to talk to Jasper about something. And no, it isn't about the prank. I need to ask him about what will happen when the Volturi have a snack," I heard Jinny whisper so quietly even my vampire ears struggled to hear it. I doubted anyone else heard it unless they were paying attention. Bailey nodded and let her go.

" Babe, I need to console Jinny," I smirked, whispering in Ally's ear.

" Okay babe," she murmured and continued to search the future. I smiled. Hopefully, Alice could help us.

I walked over to the door and waited for Jinny. She smiled and followed my lead.

" Can you talk about something and think about a different thing at the same time?" I mouthed to her. She smiled and nodded.

" How about I think about the "feast" tomorrow?" she mouthed back. I smirked and nodded.

' Oh god, it is all right Jinny. Calm down,' I thought.

" So, what we gonna do?" I mouthed.

" We could pretend I am angry and start to hurt Nessie," she mouthed back. I stared at her in shock. She smirked.

" But Ness will be in on it," she mouthed. I nodded and smiled.

" I am going to hypnotise her, but you need to change her emotions so she will feel the urge to look over here," Jinny mouthed already turning to Renesmee.

I changed Renesmee's emotions from nervous and anxious to happy and curious. She turned her attention from Bella and Edward to Jinny. Jinny focused her attention on Nessie and I felt her emotions change. Suddenly I couldn't feel anything from Jinny. Just blankness. I had never really monitored her emotions when she was using her gift before but now that I did, it was interesting.

Renesmee got up and walked over to where Jinny and I were standing. Jinny let Nessie go and she looked confused until we started to tell her our plan. She smiled and immediately went along with it. Before Edward and Bella could get to worried and suspicious, she left and walked back to her parents.

I walked back to Alice and told her the plan using our own special way. We have a way of talking to each other without moving our lips or thinking about it. It came in handy all the time. Jinny sat next to Bailey and used her eyes. They have the same thing as us but they use their eyes to communicate and Ally and I use our love.

After two hours, Jinny looked over at me and signalled the beginning of our plan. Alice, Bailey and Nessie realised and blocked their thoughts. But they did it conspicuously so Edward would not realise a thing. I cranked up Jinny's anger and she milked it in. I was careful, though, to not take it too far, as Jinny was still a newborn. Just.

Jinny started to shake and stood up growling. I toned it down a bit and let Jinny do the rest. It was a good thing she was a better actress than Bella. Edward seemed too preoccupied with Bella's face to notice my thoughts. Renesmee got up and walked towards the door. Jinny growled at her and pretend to lunge at her. That got Edward and Bella's attention as they watched in horror as their daughter was "attacked" by Jinny. I used my gift to make their horror more real.

Edward sprung up and sprinted to Nessie. Just as her got there, Jinny let go of Renesmee as they both started to laugh. Bailey and Alice were shaking with silent laughter and Edward and Bella looked bewildered, until Edward caught the drift of our thoughts and started to shake in anger.

" Edward, what is wrong?" Bella cried as she flittered to Edward's side, grabbing a laughing Renesmee to her side.

" It was a trick," Edward seethed. Bella frowned confusedly.

" Jinny and Jasper thought it would be funny if they attacked Renesmee," Edward cried. Bella gasped and spun around to face Jinny, Bailey, Alice and I rolling on the floor laughing. She growled and sprang at us. I jumped up and grabbed her around the waist as she landed.

" It was a joke," I said putting her down.

" Renesmee could have gotten seriously hurt. How could you do this to your niece?" Bella cried, hugging Nessie. Bella hadn't realised that Renesmee was in on it yet.

" Mum, Auntie Jinny wasn't going to hurt me. I knew they were going to do it," Nessie said between giggles. Bella was confused until it all clicked. She growled.

" Renesmee Carlie Cullen, how dare you," Bella spat. Renesmee automatically stopped laughing and was scared.

" Now Bella, it was just a joke, No harm done," Jinny said slowly.

" No Jinny, it was mean. You almost gave me a heart attack," Bella cried.

" Bella, we are sorry, can you forgive us?" Bailey said.

" Humph," was the reply we got. Bella turned away and sat down in a huff. She was quiet for ages.

I started to turn her emotions around but all I got was a snarl so I stopped. Edward had forgiven us and was trying to get her to calm down.

Nessie was feeling guilty so Alice sat next to her. Jinny was biting her lip. A habit she had picked up from Bella, as well as Esme. Bailey was staring at Bella with a frown.

It was quiet for about three hours before Bella broke the silence.

" I have thought about it and I forgive you guys. It was a joke and I realise that now. Just next time, remember that a mothers love is very powerful," she said.

Jinny, Alice and Renesmee smiled at her and Bailey and I nodded. Bella grinned and playful started to tackle Edward. Jinny groaned and buried her head in Bailey's chest. Bailey chuckled and stroked her hair. Jinny hates seeing a fight, even a play fight. I laughed and the tension in the room broke.

Now we have three days of boredom to go. It is going to be a long three days.