The Master of Prunes

CHAPTER FOURTEEN!

A/N: Kairi is a bit strange in this chapter and I bet you could probably guess in what way, too. Kairi fans- you have been warned! Don't be telling me You make Kairi look bad! or insult my writing. Live with my honest opinion on the giggly girl in Kingdom Hearts, please. We all have our separate opinions. Thank you.
As Tidus, Wakka, and Kairi waited for Riku and Sora to exit the Secret Place, Kairi spotted a young female with brown hair jumping rope near the beach.

Ooh, who is this sexy babe? she cried in an astonished and pathetic voice that sounded a lot like Mike Myers's role as Austin Powers.

And I thought I had bad voiceovers! Tidus said with a laugh.

Uh, we do have bad voiceovers, Wakka said. We have bad lip sync in Final Fantasy X.

Oh yeah huh? Tidus said, slapping Wakka in the butt. Wakka was offended and clutched his butt in bewilderment.

Hey there, sexy pussycat, Kairi said, approaching the girl.

hi, the girl greeted reluctantly with a faint smile. Who are you?

the redhead girl replied, her eyes sparkling. Who are you, oh sexy one?

I'm Selphie, the brown-haired girl responded. I like jump ropes!

Personally I don't care for jumping with ropes, but I'd prefer to bound you to a chair and hum-

Want to go swimming? Selphie interrupted.

Kairi grinned evilly, as if she had just thought up a master plan. I'd love to!

The two skipped into the ocean after Selphie set her jump rope down on a rock that had appeared out of nowhere.

How about I give you some SWIMMING LESSONS! Kairi said, her last two words extremely loud. Selphie cleaned out her ears and nodded. Kairi pushed Selphie onto the sand. The girl squealed in delight as Kairi mounted her.

Ooh, you're good! Selphie said as Kairi clutched the girl's chest.

Now that's disgusting! Tidus said to Wakka, completely appalled. I don't do things as bad as that!

No, Tidus, we do worse, and we're much more fun, Wakka said, rubbing his companion's shoulder as if massaging it. Let's have some more fun, shall we?

Oh, I'd love that! Tidus shouted, grinning. He pushed Wakka against the rocky wall and

We're back! Riku yelled as he and Sora exited the Secret Place, fully dressed but with cheeks smeared in saliva and their lips moist from doing interactions with them. The two gasped once they saw Tidus and Wakka at it once again but outdoors, and their eyes darted across the landscape to Kairi and Selphie, who were also at it.

Now that's disgusting! Riku told Sora. I don't do things as bad as that!

No, Riku, we do worse, and we're much more fun, Sora said, rubbing his companion's shoulder as if massaging it.

And now you know what happens when things get fired up with the gang at Destiny Island! Or should I say when things get fired up with the gang that bangs at Destiny Island?

More A/N: Yes, I realize that chapter was quite perverted, but I must tell you that this saga will leave its roots of perversion for classic, first-10-chapter humor. Salute!