Greetings humans. It's been a while, hasn't it?

Like, a gazillion years.

Stuff has changed.

I'll make another chapter of this, but it'll be kind of weird 'cause of that.

If anyone actually still reads this and reviews saying I should continue, I will.

Everyone was suddenly several years older, most of them now 18, but nobody really noticed that little jump, did they? Nooo.

"Dear GOD, that sketchbook is old," scoffed Harriet. "I remember when I drew that crap. It was fun though." She pulled her mini-sketchbook out of her purse and flipped through it.

"So, you draw better now, right?" inquired Purple.

"Yup," beeped Harriet, holding up a recent drawing of a monster.

"I like the wings," muttered Purple, squinting at it.

"Where did you guys find that thing?" Harriet asked of her confused friends on the screen.

"Uhhh, you left it here?" Sari guessed.

"Yeah, I guess I kinda did practically live at your house when you were still in the same state..."

"I haven't been mentioned in this story in years!" grunted Shari.

"NO ONE has been mentioned in this story in years. Quit breaking the fourth wall!" snapped Harriet.

There was an awkward silence.

"I AM ZIIIIM!" he shrieked.

"Yes, well..." Red frowned and crossed his arms, beginning to get irritated.

Purple patted him on the back. "Let's go get some donuts. Go away Zim," he sighed, shutting off the screen.

As the two Tallest walked off to find some deep-fried treats, one of the Irken scientists walked up to Harriet.

"I like your drawings, can I see more?" she asked.

"Sure," said Harriet, smiling and handing her the sketchbook. "You know, I kind of have a thing for aliens..."

"NOOOOOO MY TALLEST!" screeched Zim. "THEY WILL NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN NOW BECAUSE YOU FIIIILTHY HUMANS ARE SO... SO..."

"Filthy?" suggested Magi.

"YES. FILTHY!"

Sari sniffed her armpit and frowned.

"C-can I smell too?" begged GIR quietly.

Sari's frown deepened. "What? No!"

"Ok guys, what now? How are we going to get her back? And whose brilliant idea was it in the first place to send Harriet to the Massive?" said Shari, getting on task.

Sari started whistling, but nobody noticed.

"This is a disaster! Solutions! Give me solutions!" shouted Zim.

Magi rolled her eyes. "Geez guys, relax. She's probably flirting with some Irken girl or something. I don't think there's anything to worry about. Chill. Just chill."

Harriet smiled at the attractive young Irken scientist. "You know, your skin is the most lovely shade of green..."

The Irken blushed.

Harriet shook her head at the Tallest, who were stuffing their faces. "Males are sooo overrated."

RIV sighed. "I just hope she's safe."

And that was chapter WTFourteen.

If anyone still reads this fanfic, be sure to review and tell me what you think of its new direction (or lack thereof).