Sorry 4 da l8 update. Been busy with tests and studying and homework.
Me: Bow chicka bow, wow.
Shun: That's what my baby says.
Hydron: Wow, wow, wow.
Gus: And my heart starts pumping.
Lync: Goochi, goochi, goowa.
Shun: And never ever stop.
Shadow:*looks at paper, monotone*: Goochi, goochi goo means I lo-THIS IS A COMPLETE WASTE OF MY LIFE!*throws down paper and storms out*
Me: ….
Shun: ….
Hydron: …
Gus: *Whistles*
Lync: GrathLongfletch doesn't own Bakugan. Only OCs and the plot.
Shadow:*Destroys work of art and starts writing a depressing song*
Me: …Awkward…
At the Asian mansion.
"What the hell are you doing?" the man stared at the group of huddled boys in the far corner.
"What did you feed your daughter this morning?" Asia crouched lower.
"Cornflakes. Young man, why are you all huddling in a corner like the Terminator is going to blast you to bits?" the man crossed his arms over his chest.
"She is waaayyy scarier than the Terminator dude. And which Terminator are you talking about? Shun is the absolute successor of the Terminator and always tries to blow us up. Even when he got turned into a kid with no memory with the other four," Wren smiled weakly.
"That was a nightmare. But Thalia is overboard," Mask sweat dropped.
"Of course she will take care of her, she's just busy with work at the moment," the lady raised her eyebrow.
"And what, pray tell, is that," Asa jumped up.
"She is a physiologist. Busy working on a guy who has a broken leg," Asia snickered silently.
"Thank all that is great that Shun isn't her right now, gods that would be some humour with craziness," Rex started crawling for the door.
"Shun would probably get us outta this embarrassment," Asia raised an eyebrow under the helmet.
"How so….pray tell," dusting himself off, he glided out of the room with what little dignity he had left.
Asa thought about it for a while, went blank, shrugged, then walked towards the giant kitchen to chow down on the fridge's contents. Asia returned the costume to his brother's side of the cupboard and was soo bored. Taking his twin's video phone, he called up one person he hadn't seen for ages.
"Hey Runo who you killing?" he smiled as Runo started to destroy her finger prints and was about to destroy her clothes.
"Bin Laden. I must now destroy my favourite clothes and gun. What you doing my gay friend?" Asia growled.
"For the last time, I AM NOT GAY!" Runo smiled sweetly as she set the body alight.
"Fine. You're the best gayest straight guy I ever had as a best friend. Where's Shun? He's usually hurling insults at me right now," she destroyed the lighter.
"At boarding school on a mission," she laughed.
"I still remember when they got turned into kids and had to go to school. Good thing they forgot who we were. That was Kak funny," Asia smiled at the memory.
Flashback(you know the drill)
The Fearsome Five had lost their memories when they were turned into first graders. Their first day in class wet completely wrong, and they got completely expelled.
Gus, a now complete Autistic child, Hydron, ruled by his Dementia, Shun, was like a squirrel on crack with his ADHD, Lync, personalities kept changing every hour( sometimes at the drop of a pin) and Shadow, so depressed that no other Goths or Emos could come anywhere near his level, and also very unstable. The worst thing that the school ever did, was put them all in the same class.
"What you doing today Bert?" Hydron asked his pencil.
"Gus, where are you?" the teacher called as she stopped Shadow from slitting his throat on the safety scissors.
"Shun dear, get off of the table right now," he jumped onto Hydron who stabbed him with his own safety scissors.
"Lync, please would you find Gus for me sweetie?" Lync frowned at her.
"Mah name is Paddy Missus Hall," he got up and strode out of the classroom.
Gus got dragged out from under the Principal's table by an angry looking Lync.
"Ba' to class me boyo. Things to learn and suicides to thwart ya know," and was dragged back to class.
"Lemme go, lemme go!" Gus screamed, but was ignored.
After a few minutes.
"Lync, please stop sticking your toe into your nose. Shadow, stay away from the glass. Gus, please sit down and stop reciting Tangled word for word. Shun, stop jumping on the tables. Hydron, please stop talking to your crayons," the teacher was in a frizz and not getting any better.
"Can I die now?" Shadow asked impatiently.
"No, only of old age," a tornado wrecked the hall.
"What happened," the teacher and students were amazed.
"Dunno," all five continued with their task of being annoying.
"I want a dragon!" Shun pestered Shadow.
"Fine! Have your dumb Death Dragon!" Shadow's pupils grew until his eyes were completely black.
It started to rain, Hydron ran outside to talk to a tree, Lync was arguing with his personalities, Gus was still reciting Tangled, and Shun clapped as his dream dragon appeared-lager than life. Shadow became soo depressed that he ran out of the gate and all the way home while everyone was preoccupied by the monster that killed half the staff. Lync's personalities tried taking over his body all at once, and were now running in a circle yelling in Ancient Greek. He was safe because the Normals didn't know that it was Greek and they thought it was gibberish. Gus's pace quickened and Shun was now climbing the dragon's back. The teacher called the fire brigade and the rest of the five ran away-but not before the dragon-named Sweetie-set the whole school on fire. By the time they got home, Shadow had fallen into the piranha-infested inside pool. When he climbed out, he was just a skeleton.
"What you looking at Twinkle toes?" he asked Shun.
"You poisoned our piranhas," Shun burst into tears and hugged the dragon, who was eating their pet Great White.
"What the hell happened at school today?" Asa yelled.
"You forgot your rucksacks Dipsticks," he patted the dragon.
"Daddy?" Hydron was pointing a spear at him.
"What?" Asa turned around.
"Diiiieee!" Hydron rushed him, Asa jumped into the pool and the piranhas swam away as fast as they could.
"Asa, stop swimming and fix them!" Sarah scolded him before getting poked in the bum by the spear.
"Skipse kai glipsei!" he retorted.
"Gamato!" she jumped into the pool and started strangling him.
"You guys are getting your butts kicked by tots?" Runo laughed at them.
"Charge!" they all attacked her-Shadow just sat there and tried to make her go insane.
"Die person from the apocalypse!" Hydron shouted.
"Time to go to Iraq!" Runo used the portable teleporter.
"That was fun," Sarah dunked Asa.
End of flashback
"They were sooo messed up, more than now," Asia crashed on his bed.
"They were fun none the less," Runo scaled a building and started to run across the rooftops.
"Miss you. When can we kill someone together?" she threw a bomb at the deserted park.
"Soon, soon. Got this creepy girl called Thalia that smells like the Minotaur. She looked like she's working with Bin Laden," Asia shivered.
"Aww, the poor little wolf can't fight a widdle girl. How sad," Runo stole a Masarati.
"Shun woulda kicked her ass and given her carcass to his pet Death Dragon!"
"Bring it home for me please. After you debugged it and changed the number plate," Asia asked her sweetly.
"Sure honey, and tell Shun that I said hi, and that he is a reject and mutant," she told him.
"Heeeeeeeeelp!" Rex ran past the door with Thalia hot on his heels.
"Gotta go. She might kill him. And every other soul in his body. Which means she has to kill him 1222 times. Wow," he said goodbye and raced after them.
Me: Sorry for neglecting you. Exams, homework and projects.
Shun: S'kay. Please review.
Me: Might take a while to update. Ciao.
Shun: Time to join the others at the inter story party.
Me: Lucky.