Dear Greenland,
And leave my big sister unprotected! Never! You do realize that you are European to right... I don't care how many times you say your not you are.
Oh, I suppose your right, but your not a continent like Australia though. I'm not a square! I also have a very good city thank you very much.
If you want to see summer all you have to do is come visit... and I'll tell Iceland that he can come over! He'll be so happy! I don't think he will like the revenge thing but as long as your nice to him I bet he will even come back!
That is just rude sister,
Denmark
P.S. I guess I'll go tell Norway your coming to visit
Denmark,
North American sweet heart, check your geography, and I don't need protecting! Like anyone would attack Greenland anyway, nobody lives here really. Plus I'm not sure what they'd gain...besides fish.
HEY! The I'm just a couple square miles short of that sucker! Plus I don't have those embarrassing thick eyebrows. All you got is that little slip you stole from Prussia. I could've run Prussia back in the old days. The first time we fought that little albino almost wet himself.
Like there's summer in Denmark, your almost as cold as I am. And That Iceland is going to get what he had coming to him for one thousand years. NO MERCY!
Greenland
(P.S. If you forget to pick me up I'll tell Norway about who it was that 'accidentally' caused that major avalanche)