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the CUTSTUFF HIGHSTORy
i MEAN CUTSTUFF HIGHCHOOl GOD DMANIT
so it was a dark and stormy night... except for th fact that the moon was bright and shiny and there were no clouds. also the moon wastgoing to crash down over the CUTSTUFF HIGHSCHOOl in a few days, oh no!
"Swag on a bag, thisi s terrible" said Waztup as he sat down and ate some steak that he hd in his pocket.
Ness was just practicing for the OKAY OLYMPICS and he was going to win the gold medal because he was the best at saying OKAY, okay? but there was not time for such things becausr the moon was going to fall down and that was bery bad.
gumball was shaprening his pencil because he had his POWER OF LERARNING turned on for some reason. he sharped his pencil until there was ntohing but metal and eraser and that made it a shirtty pencil but that was okay becuause gumball finally had an idea.
"Let's throw smash at the moon so then they'll both die." everyone punched gumball int he abck of the head before lalma had a differnet idae, "Guys, did you ever hear babout Iwata's hype train. it's rumored tht the hype train is so hypte that it can push the moon back. usually this is uelssl as shit but here...we can push the moon back into jam orabit!"
everyone agreed except for smash who fell off moewser back because he didnt' like the dea of being shot out of a cannon.
they all ran into the highschool and did a really fucking cool slide down the hall except thunder who landed on his ass halfway thorugh. meower than kicekd down wiat's door
"Yo iwata we need your hype train to fix the moon and shit"
"Please undertand that the hype train is currently burning in a fire because lunch lady daeir is trying to clean it with fire. We will get it to you as soon as we can. Thank you for your patience."
Gutasmon kicked spikeoby in the balls, "SHIT THIS SUCKS"
Birdobot started cawing at Gutmsasn because he kicked his lover in the balls and so meowser tried to break it wup with his caw paws and then they starteed fighting and rolling on the ground in a large poofy ball of fighting but iwata used his iawat opowers to stop the fighting and all was good again.
Llama sceamed "You bitches need to sotp, the mooon rsi ight above us! we're all going to die and i'ts your fault, wily" just as wily walked right into the school with his skull suit.
wily laughrd ivilly like a cactus and then he said evil things. "yes, it is i, doctkor wily, masteo f the universe, and i have rhr power... to bring down all things moon-y and stuff lik thaat yeah"
then promnotman fell from the sky, revealing his new potoman suit, built by doctor iWly himself! "Hah, i knew you'd risk yourself for Mr. CUTSTUFF HIGHSCHOOl!"
WWily aimed his Skull SUit cAnon at everyone else, when suddenly...
Bus Driver HIlman burst through the doors!
"ehy guys how are you all doing i'm just gnona say hi do we have a conversaoin ok?" bus driver hilman than threw a hat a protoman who thought it looked disgusting on him
"DOC! THIS IS BULLSHIT I'M OUTTA HERE!" but on his way out protoman grabbeeed Iwata and jumepd out the window!
Watzup screamed like a banshee, "NO NOT IWATA!1"
Dr. wily shot at bus driver hilman with his sklul suit, "ok fine you're a shitty bus driver how can you even defeat MY SMARTS! i got a B- on my math finals bitch" but bus dirver hilman tripped on javert's foot and fell doding the shot.
dr wily was about to do something when he ralized something, "oh shit why did i come back here the moon is about to land fuck this hsi yo" and willy folowed frotoman out the window"
everyone gasped that iwata was gone but bus driver hilman did a flippy flap, "don't worry we acn use my bus instead of the hype train to save us from th moon all i have to do is grab the keys and do it"
javert yelled, "WELL DO IT and bring some fig newtons or something they are damn good"
bus driver hilman was about to go grab his bus to save the day when suddnely a different window wahttered and the glass was so explosive that everyone got small papercuts in their nuts unless they were gutsman who didn't have robot dogns or did he i dunno you decide but three figures were now in the room!11
t waas the ginseng trio!111!
blsuter rod g screamed and threw poo at the nearest figure which was dictator birdbot making monkey noises ans aid "damn we're too late, wlily left and now the moon's going to sla m duck us!" he took out his buster rod and whackedd gutsman in his orobdomg, lauhing all the while
Maga wateR s made mga water s noises and threw waer everywhre like a firefhose, splashing javert most of all and knokcing away his hat, which made jvatry mad. "I am the super master of water, bow down before your new leders!" he then threw his harpoons at thunder, pinning him and his thunde pnone to hthe hround. "MWega water S you bastaerd why the fuck are you here" thunder sarted yelling out like a bitch as he was stuck on the ground
Hpyper Storn H founda box of fig newtons lying around o n the ground and sucked it up, eating it, much ot javery's horror. "hehe heh he, we're your new leaders" he said as he crunched on hte box of fig newtons and spit out a fig newton at jvert's soggy hat. didgustig.
javert got so mad that his blood started boiling at 100 derees celxcius and then he broke out into song.
"THE THING I HOPED THE FAILING DREAM HAS FINALLY GOT-"
Hilman came running back in with his cary keys but then hypea storm h picked him up, "YOU'RE NOW THE DEADMAN!" and threw the bus driiver at the window where he broke his life.
everyone was gasped except for llubba who just wagged his finger, "You guys are super dumb because I was on the v4 dev team so i know all of your trix rabbit triks!"
meja watter Sess responded by shoving a geyser up his ass which made it reall clean but it also hurt like a bitch and llama passsed out!
watzup headbutted ness, "dude he's shooting water what a loser you know what to do nesykin!" ness nodded and yelled, "PK THUNDER!" and shto an electric face at megan water s whose face got punched and it made him feel the owies and wished he had a bandadi. but bussers rod g shook his ass at watzup and raelly pissed him off like an old preson just sucked his cokc without his pemission! this idstratcion was so good that hyper storm h easily picked up watzup and ness and therw them into the lights above where they got lodged in lamps
now only guamball, spikboy, dicaro biordbot, javert, and mowerse were standing! and the geneis unit was still in 100% mint condition like you could fuck them and they'd still be virgins that's how good they ewre
gumball took otu hsi9 pencil e shapred and began to write profanities on hyper storm h's ass but he was just kicked in the face
thunder still yelled from being pinned in the gorund, "YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING ASSSSSSHOLES"
spikboy and dictoar birobit teamed up and did their bros attack, swag bros, where spikeboy and dicktar birdobt rolled up into a ball and rolled towards the nerest emey. ubster rod G was struck and fell over, dropping his buster rod.
"Ow, that hurt," he said as he rubbed his shoulder but then mega water s grabbed his buste rod and gave it back to him, as he shot the ball of spikeboy and birdbot with his mega water attack, breking them apart and knockeing them into the wall.
"Hey, i want ino nte fun too!" said Hpyle Stlom H, as he grabbed bis driver hilamn's bus and threw it at meowser, which meowser easily slid under despite being the bigest fatass since sonix but sonic was dead so now meowser was the loser of all losers that were fat and had asses.
moewser spun towards hyper storm, but he didn't give a shit and punched meowser so hard that he made a tornado and flew away outside the school, landing in the courtyard and having a really bad headache.
Gumbal,b and jAvrt were trapped between the genisnes trio and the wall, and it seemed as if they were stuck, but then Javert decided to sit down and started singing the best aria you've ever heard on this side of the world...
"Steel of the champion. your legent will live on. our songs will sing your song"
"HARDER THAN STEEL!"
Suddenly, Hards Man burst through the ceiling freeing watupz and nessfrom their lamp prisons. Megas watesr s was shocked with water, "Hard amn what are you doing here we both know we all work for dDR. wily unlike that gutsman asshole down there."
hard man looked the gensis unit right in heir stpid ass sega dreamcast eyes and said, "i'm hard" before punching hyptesr storm h in the jaw whcih sent him flying through the sky he then threw the other two following him
"WHAT THE FUCK HARD MAN YOU PRICK!" they flew through the sky to some other palce
thunder managed to escape his harpoon trap and looked at ahrdman, "Hard man but you tied to kill us!"
"Yeah, but this javert loser sang my theme song so you have my help. I can't attack dr. willy though because he makes some damn good homemade cookies but i'll help youd estory the geneDICKS unit!"
everyone lugehd at hardmna's joke before they ralized the moon was still crashing down.
"Shit what the fuck do we do?!" watzup said. Gutsman slapped his face, "you dumb twerp we have to find where Dr. Loser went with Iwata because with bus driove hilman out of the question his hpye train is the only way we can save CUTSTUFF HIGHSCHOOl!"
Llama put his head in a glass of water, "but where can we find dr. wahwee"
dictoar birdbot began to fly in circles as spikeoby answered,"dats' a gewd quershin"
Hard Man threw a fist at javert's face which really hurt but it had a map to wily's castle, "the doctor made a tower in the middle of the pacific ocaen that's probably where he took iwata."
thunder stood up and did a trademark thunder smile complete with twinkle, "Yeah, let's go save the ady and maybe eat a picnic!"
mweojas picked his head thorugh the window, "but my swagmobile can't go o water that shit will rust and cost me mad cash yo"
cutman makke shoed up finally, "shit i saw this all on security camera but i was taking a shit so i couldn't help. but i can lend you my private CUT MAN YACHT to help you stop dr. wily!"
llama was shocked and dropped a kit kat, "WOW THANKS CUTMAN MIKE"
"dont' thank me! Thank toothpaste."
"ok cutmanmike stop"
so the group of people climbed onto the cutman yach except they accidentally left nurse tgot behind again because they didn't want tgot to shafeshift into shit or soemthing BUT THE QUEST TO SAVE IWATA HAS BEUGN!
WILL THEY MAKE IT TO WILY'S CASTLE?!
WILL THEY BEAT THE SHIT OUTOF THAT ASSHOLE!
WILL THEY GET THE HYPE TRAIN AND STOP THE MOON!?
WILL THEY EVEN GET THERE TIK TOCK ON THE CLOCK BITCHES
FIDN OUT NEXT TIME ON THE SUPER CHOCOLATELY TASTE OF CUTSTUFF HIGHSCHOOl!