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Self respect is self love

Self respect provoke love for others

Self respect is GOD respect

Self respect is self nourishing

Self respect is self control

Respect and love

Respect and praise

Respect and join

Respect and rejoice

Respect and celebrate

Respect and enjoy

For the love of god is respect.

-Unknown

After four hours of the Cullen's drilling me (not in that way you sick people, but I like the way you think) they finally let me go home. My Chevy was still there, so at least I didn't ride with Edwardo or something.

"Have a safe ride home. Please try not to get into any accidents" Eddie's voice called out to me from the entrance.

"Damn! I was planning to crash into someone's car tonight" my voice was laced with sarcasm. "Oh, well" I hoped into my now favourite car in the world, and revved up the engine. I did a quick U-turn, before going down the path I came. Can you believe that before coming in this freaky world, I couldn't drive? Now, I was like a fucking pro. Whoops, squirrel. I was in my own little world, so when something landed in the back of my truck, I screamed like one of those girls about to get murdered in horror movies. I looked back, and saw Emmett smiling mischievously at me.

"Fucking hell Emmett! You almost gave me a fucking heart-attack!" he barked out one of this famous laughs. One that, if a human was standing close, would blow out their eardrum. He climbed into the passenger seat – still laughing. I glared at him until he had finished. He turned his head in my direction, and quietened down completely. Was the big, bad Emmett, scared of me? Oh god, this is great!

I kept driving until we got to the edge of Forks. He broke the silence before I could, which was surprising.

"Edward really likes you…" Please tell me he's not having the sex talk with me!

"Yeah…"

"I just think you should give him a chance. He's been single for nearly 100 years, and had to watch Rose find me and be all lovey-dovey, then Alice and Jasper come into the picture. It can't be easy" Did Emmett seriously sound sincere?

"But I like beating him up every day" Emmett laughed again, only quieter.

"He lets you do that stuff. He feels that is the only connection with you too"

"He only lets me steal his lunch money, which he doesn't need, cause he's a sparkly mofo" This time, Emmett didn't hold back on the laughter. People were giving us weird looks, not that I wasn't used to it. After he had calmed down, we were only five minutes away from my house.

"He does like y-"

"Is Eddie a virgin?" I've wanted to do this for so long now, it's not even fair.

"Yeah…" I started laughing hysterically; Emmett had to start driving for me. I had tears falling down my face.

"What's so funny?" I could detect a hint of a smile in his voice.

"Edward is a 107 year old virgin" this time, both of us laughed. I had to pull over in fear of crashing into one of Fork's huge ass trees – and it wasn't like Emmett could save me either. I kept driving after I had my laughing fit. Emmett on the other hand, was still laughing like there was no tomorrow. I pulled into the drive-way, and was surprised to not see Charlies car parked near the garage.

"Okay Dracula, time to get out of my car and run home" Emmett was still laughing heavily, but did as I said. He got out of the car, leaving the door open in the process, and ran in the direction we came in. I could still hear him after five seconds had passed. I closed both doors, before walking inside the freezing cold house. I turned on the heating, and started to make dinner: hamburgers. I had just finished plating everything, when he stomped inside. I hadn't realised it was snowing until he pushed the layer of snow off his jacket.

"Impeccable timing Papa Swan" he turned in my direction, and smiled at the hamburgers in my hand.

"Sorry I'm late Bells, but there have been a few murders lately, heading in our direction" James, Victoria and Laurent.

"That's no good – hamburger?" I offered him a plate, hoping he would drop the subject. Luckily, his hunger dropped the subject. I ate with him, taking my time not like him. He was sculling it down without even taking bites. Luckily I made a few extra. Once I was finished, I washed my plate and kissed Charlie's head before grabbing the newspaper and headed up to my room. The headline was 'Murder's coming to Forks', can't people make up something more excited? That sounded so bland. I pulled out my phone, and found the number I was looking for. I pressed dial, and waited for them to pick up.

"Bella?"

"Hey sparkles, sorry if I woke you, oh wait" I heard his musical laughter from across the phone line. He was telling someone to go away, and out of his room.

"Sorry about that, why did you call me? Do you want me to come around?"

"Nah, but have you seen the headlines for the paper?" he sighed.

"Yes, and we think it might be vampires" I know who it is, I know who it is! I sang in my head.

"Same, well, just though I'd tell you so you can work on it or something. I'm not really sure what you vampires do" he laughed again.

"Okay, well I have to go Eddie – my beauty sleep is calling me" he wished me a goodnights sleep, before I hung up. I moved over to the jobs section of the magazine. There was one of a receptionist for a dinner, a job selling books. Yuck! Finally, I came across something. A highly paid worked for 'Snips and Snaps'. Where the hell had I heard that name from? I looked around me room, and found a black bag with Snips and Snaps logo. on it. It was the shop I went to to get Vampire shit! Bingo! I pulled out my laptop, and started writing up my resume.

Name: Bella Swan

Age: Umm, 17?

Qualities: I can hold my breathe under water for 3 minutes.

There, that should be enough. I printed out a few of them, before looking up their website. When I went to bed, it was around midnight. I quickly wrote another note on my window, before going downstairs to see if Charlie fell asleep again. He was on the couch, fast asleep, watching a re-run of the football. I poked his side, before pulling his arm around my shoulder, and lifting him up. He was awake by this stage, so he walked along with me. I pushed open his bedroom door, and pulled him on his bed. I looked around his wall. His walls were plain, but there were photographs around the room. It was of him, a woman, and a baby girl. Renee and 'me'. I closed the door, before going into my room, and fell asleep thinking of Edward, and jobs…

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