Ok, here it is!
And to whoever said it, I actually was gonna make Sesshy pink afro dude (seriously, I had that part of the chapter written up and everything), but I decided that pink afro dude is too unique not to be his own character.
And, this isn't turning out to be a very good parody, considering it isn't really following the plot line of John Tucker too well…But I hope you still like it.
Inuyasha was walking home to his trailer. After the movie was over, him and Kagome had hung out at the mall for a while.
They'd gone to a CD store and the food court. Inuyasha had learned that they liked the same music. He had mentally marked that down as another reason to love her. She had done the same.
He got to the door and rummaged in his backpack for the key. Damn it! How'd I lose it again? He wondered. Luckily, Sesshomaru was too dumb to remember to lock the door, so there were no problems getting in.
Inuyasha came home to find Sesshomaru rocking back and forth on the floor.
"Sesshomaru…are you ok?" Inuyasha asked.
"The smoke finally cleared" Sesshomaru said, sadly.
"You had an epiphany?" Inuyasha guessed.
A.N.: An epiphanysudden moment of realization.
"No…I ran out of pot" Sesshomaru clarified, still rocking back and forth. Inuyasha sighed. He remembered a couple years ago when this same thing had happened. Sesshomaru had run out of drugs and beer, and had nearly gone crazy. Ever since then, he had taken great responsibility in making sure he was always stocked up.
Inuyasha should have found it a good thing that Sesshomaru was out of brain killers, but he knew Sesshomaru wouldn't give any of it up. So, he was merely disappointed in him that he wasn't responsible enough to keep enough stock.
"I thought you learned your lesson two years ago, Sesshomaru" Inuyasha said, like a concerned parent.
"I'm sorry! I won't let it happen again. No more procrastination" Sesshomaru promised, like a scared child.
"I should hope not" Inuyasha replied, heading to the back room.
"Oh, and Inuyasha?" Sesshomaru said "I signed this the right way for you" he said, handing Inuyasha the permission slip for their class trip. Sesshy actually wasn't such a bad guardian when he was sober.
Inuyasha sighed. Sesshomaru just had to get sober and not stoned long enough to sign a slip so Inuyasha could seduce Koga.
Then Inuyasha remembered. Were they still meeting at Rin's? Probably. Yes, they'd met there every night for a week.
He sighed and walked back out the door.
"Sorry, I'm late" he said, walking into Rin's room. Sure enough, there were Miroku, Kikyo, Kagome and Rin, waiting for him.
"Well, it's about time, young man!" Kagome said, playfully.
"What about the game, Inuyasha? Can you go?" Rin asked. Inuyasha thought for a moment. He wanted to lie so badly! But, he couldn't. Kagome surely wanted him to do it. Besides, he needed to get revenge on the jerk that upset her like that!
"Yeah. 'Fluffy' got sober long enough to sign the slip" Inuyasha grumbled.
"Who's Fluffy?" Miroku asked, sounding very interested.
"Inuyasha's brother" Kagome answered.
"Why did Inuyasha's brother sign it?" Rin asked. Kagome shot her a "get off the topic" look. She assumed Inuyasha's parents were dead or in rehab.
"Because my parents are dead" Inuyasha said, without uneasiness or hesitation, catching Kagome's look at Rin.
"Awk-ward!" Miroku said in a girlish voice.
"So, anywayz, Inuyasha can go to the game. You know what to do, right?" Kagome asked, looking at Inuyasha.
"Sorta…" Inuyasha replied, uneasily.
"We'll guide you through it" Kagome said.
"How?" Inuyasha asked, suspiciously.
"Cuz we'll be there, silly!" Kagome exclaimed.
Ok, they'll be there. I'm not actually sleeping with him. I'm NOT sleeping with him. I'm NOT sleeping with him! Inuyasha reassured himself in his head. This was all very scary…
"So, are we finished here?" Inuyasha asked anxiously.
"Yeah, but I was thinkin' we could all go out tonight" Kagome said, glancing a bit flirtatiously at Inuyasha.
"Sure" Miroku said, ALSO glancing flirtatiously at Inuyasha. Inuyasha was happy Kagome had looked at him like that, but the feeling was immediately overcome with fear that Miroku had also looked at him like that…
"Ok" Inuyasha said, shrugging "But not Miroku."
Miroku made a puppy dog face at Kagome.
"Aw, let him come" Kagome pleaded. Ever since the meetings had started, Miroku had become Kagome's second best 'gal pal'. Next to Rin, of course.
"Fine" Inuyasha grumbled "But we're NOT going out for ice cream!"
Miroku nodded, reminiscing to him and Koga's previous affair… He didn't want any more complications that could interfere with him and Sango's relationship…unless they included Inuyasha…
"Ok" Rin agreed. They took Miroku's car to the movies.
They got in line and bought popcorn and tickets. Luckily, the ticket counter wasn't the same guy Inuyasha had punched. It was- oh, shit.
"Hello, everybody!"
It was naked pink afro dude.
"Where's your work outfit?" Rin asked, completely unaware of naked pink afro dude's previous affairs with Kagome and Inuyasha.
"Don't ever ask me that again" naked pink afro dude said, seriously.
"Um…ok" Rin said, nervously.
"Hello" Miroku said, wriggling his eyebrows, suggestively.
"HELLOOOOO!" naked pink afro dude yelled back at him.
"Would you bear my- Miroku started, then realized that couldn't work with another guy. Or could it…
"Here are your tickets!" naked pink afro dude said, handing them to Inuyasha, without asking them for money, or what movie they had intended to see.
"Autumn's piano? Not again" Inuyasha begged.
"Ooooooo, I wanna see that movie!" Miroku squealed.
"Yeah…uh…so did I" Rin said back, a little put off by his girlish behavior.
"Fine" Inuyasha sighed, taking the tickets.
"INUYASHA!" naked pink afro dude screamed, once he realized that Inuyasha was there.
"What? How do you know my name?" he asked.
"I just do" naked pink afro dude said, grinning widely. Inuyasha ducked down, and just barely missed naked pink afro dude's smack that he intended to hit Inuyasha with.
"Let's get to the movie" Inuyasha said, sounding a little scared and watching naked pink afro dude closely.
"Okay" Kagome said, as they as they started walking towards theatre number seven.
Inuyasha nearly fell asleep halfway through the movie. It was so boring. Miroku and Rin, however, were crying their eyes out.
Inuyasha smirked when he saw that Kagome was falling asleep, too.
"Hey, is it okay if I eat some of your popcorn?" he asked her.
Kagome nodded, waking up a little from the human interaction. He stuck his hand in and grabbed a couple pieces out.
One of his fangs went right through a piece of popcorn and got stuck. Damn! He thought. He didn't want to stick his hand in his mouth, since Kagome might see him, but he couldn't get it off with his tongue. So, he just kept his mouth shut. Literally.
"Hey, Inuyasha?" Rin whispered.
"Hm?" he asked, hoping he wouldn't need to open his mouth.
"Can I have some of your drink?" she asked. Neither one of them was very germ-a-phobic, so they didn't think anything of it.
"Mm-hm" he muttered, passing his drink past Miroku to her. She stuck her own straw in, just in case.
He mentally smacked himself in the head. He could've drank some of the soda and swished it around in his mouth. Oh, well.
Miroku started putting his arm around Inuyasha. Oh, yeah! Miroku thought when Inuyasha didn't thrust it off at his first instinct. Inuyasha was too focused on his tongue and his tooth's wrestling match to notice right away.
Yes! Inuyasha thought when he finally got the popcorn off his tooth. Miroku was quite pleased when he misunderstood Inuyasha's grin.
"Hey! What's the big idea?" Inuyasha whispered, thrusting Miroku's arm off.
"I was just reaching for some popcorn, of course" Miroku answered, smiling proudly. Inuyasha gave him a well-deserved bop on the head and (STUPIDLY) reached for another piece of popcorn.
Coincidentally, and corn-ily (even though that's not a word), Kagome was reaching for a piece at the same time.
Their hands met at the top of the bag. Inuyasha looked at their hands then strait into Kagome's eyes. She was staring strait back at him. They both turned away, but neither of them removed their hands for the rest of the movie.
Needless to say, this was a sad day for all Miroku kind. (hehe)
Yeah, I knw it took me 4ever 2 update, sry. And I know that was a very short chapter…sry again. But at least its something, so take it or leave it. Plz review, & I'll update as soons as possible. Yours who stressfully busy,
hppy-chicky.