Me: It's chapter 13, and the 2nd lemon so far… I have…. 3 more to go. Okaes, I'm sorry if this takes so damn long, but I put a theme. WARNING!!! EXCESSIVE ALCAHOL AND DRUNKEN SEX!!! REMEMBER KIDS, DON'T DRINK AND HAVE SEX… It's bad.
Mandy: It's Your Star, by Evanecence!
Me: Yayz. Our favorite. Shout outs to everyone… and the ONLY person to review on chapter 12!!!! On with the Story!
Zetsu held me as I wept bitterly and tried to digest everything that I had said.
"How… How could I bee so naïve?!? How could I have trusted him, of all people!!!" He pulled me into his lap and tried to comfort me.
"Keilala… It's not your fault."
"Yes it is! It's because of my status as a goddess!!! If I don't get with the right guy, then he'll dump me, go gay, or die! Either way I just get hurt." He rubbed my back.
"Keilala please don't cry. I don't like to see you hurt like this." I hugged him tightly. Right now, he was exactly what I needed… along with a strong beverage.
Mandy, Brandi, Choco, and Colton all looked up at Keilala as she entered the room, looking haggard. None of them said a word… they all knew what was wrong.
"Everyone younger than 15, or who has an extreme distaste for a good party, go to bed, now." Mandy, Choco, and Colt all mumbled and grumbled as they were shooed off by Hidan, whilst Tobi disappeared into his own room.
"What's this about, Keilala?" Sasori was glad to see her enlightened mood.
"Well, everyone needs to relax once in a while… so we're just gonna have some fun." Within minutes, everyone who was not in their rooms were downstairs, checking the assortments of snacks and drinks. Brandi pulled Keilala off to the side.
"What did Madara do?" The Akatsuki leader laughed.
"He showed me just how naïve I was… Now, I'm going to get drunk, and hopefully screwed by someone who cares." Again, Brandi stopped her.
"What is the legal drinking age in this world?"
"Dunno, Don care. Let's just have a good time." She shrugged.
"Oh, sure! Just get drunk in a room full of older, criminal men… Are you nuts?!?"
"If I'm not mistaken, you and Deidara have become quite close. Loosen up. Have fun… don't get raped."
I looked about and noted the fact that the Akatsuki actually did in fact have alcohol… and even Deidara, the second youngest member, was drinking. He came up to me and smiled, handing me a drink.
"Try this, un. It really helps when you need it, un." I nodded and began to sip at the drink. It was fruity and sweet, yet tart and burning at the same time.
"Vodka and fruit punch?" He nodded. "Man, I like lemon juice with it more." But I continued to sip, and soon, I had downed 5 drinks, four of them were the lemon and vodka I liked. As I began to drift asleep on the couch, I felt someone large lift me and carry me up the stairs and into my room.
The next morning
Opening my eyes, I hissed as the seering light nearly blinded me, and increased the pain in my head. The sheets rubbed against my naked body roughly, and my eyes widened, oblivious to the light. I shot up and looked about until I saw Zetsu laying in bed next to me, naked. He stirred and flinched up as well.
"Oh god Keilala, I didn't mean…"
"I get it, Zetsu…. I totally get it. We were drunk." I shook and proceeded to get up and get dressed. Zetsu did the same and I actually didn't feel half bad after thinking about it. I went into the kitchen and got a glass of water, shivering as the memory of last night came back.
Last night.
Zetsu carried Keilala drunkenly up the stairs and into her room. Once inside, however, neither of them wanted to be alone.
"Zet… Zetsu…" Keilala clung to him. "Why… Why does no one love me…? Why did… did he hurt me like that…" Sobbing, she hugged him. "What… What did I do… That was so wrong?"
"Nothing… Keilala… I love you… Really I do." She smiled up at him and kissed his lips pulling him down ontop of her. Before either of them could think, their clothes were strewn across the floor and Zetsu was making her ride him, fast and hard.
"Oh! Zetsu, HARDER!!" He made her go as fast as she was humanely capable of. For three hours, they were going faster and harder. When they tired, Keilala settled into Zetsu's arms and sighed. "I love you Zetsu."
Deidara came into the room, grinning like a madman.
"What's so funny?"
"Brandi's in my bed."
"That's not funny! That's just… Wait, did you rape her?"
"No, un! I swear, she still has her clothes on, un!" I went to see for myself and sighed in relief to find he was right.
"Hey, Brandi… up and at em."
"Only if I can get at Deidara." I laughed as she looked up in a drunken stupor.
"Stopit. My head hurts." Getting up from the bedside, I walked to the kitchen and got out some asprin for the poor girl.
"Here." I handed them to her as she came to stand next to me.
"Next time, don't be so loud when you're getting fucked sensless." I nearly choked on my water.
"'Scuse me!?!?"
"Deidara and I heard you all last night. So did everyone else. Who fucked you, Zetsu?" I blushed and nodded. "Nice going! Now you just need to make sure that you either don't scream for it harder, or sound-proof the damn room!" Brandi stomped out of the room, and then a loud crash could be heard as Tobi tripped and accidentally glomped Zetsu.
And thus came my second lover to go homosexual.
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For a week, I did not really speak to ANYONE. Brandi and Mandy were about the only two people who heard me say anything other than 'Hi' or 'bye'. Then mother came back.
"Hello, dear. How goes the lover hunt?"
"Well, my Akatsuki partner and SECOND consentual lover has gone gay. So far, nothing is working."
"I think I know why."
"Tell me." She paused, then decided it was safe to continue.
"Dear, since you are a goddess, you cannot love a human male and think he'll be the same. Most men will become homosexual after they sleep with a goddess. My first ten lovers were all human, and they are all homosexual." I nearly laughed. This was supposed to be sage advice.
"So, You're saying I'm screwed when it come to men?"
"No, but there could be a male close to godlike power in your midst. Just find him."
"Great, just fucking great! All of the Akatsuki guys have enormous egos, and therefore if I even mention the term, they'll automatically claim it."
"Well, you could always let your brother help you, he's actually offering it." I shrugged.
"When I'm desperate, I will."
Me: I know you're all probably looking at me thinking 'What the fuck is this shit!?!?! We paid for rape, not homo-lovers!' Guess what… This is one of two drawbacks for me. The other was in the chapter where I first found I was a goddess… Hint: I can only use ten jutsus, and my summon does not count!
Mandy: What about me?
Me: People will commit suicide around you. *For those of you who DON'T get that, read chapter 12!!!*
Brandi: And me…?
Me: You can only use Bloodline traits. Like Byakugan, basic Rinnagan, and Sharingan, to name a few.
Everyone: Okay… She's crazy.
Me: Read rate review repeat. You know the drill………………………………..