Author's Note: Hey there readers I'm back! So in this chapter there's more humor then there has been. And we should all thank Bella for bringing humor into the story. Lolz. Okay so that's about it enjoy!
CHAPTER 13
JASPER'S POV
My worst nightmare had just come true. Rosalie was right Alice was pregnant. I didn't know who to be more afraid of, a moody Alice, telling Charlie, or Bella. At this point I was 99% sure that Bella would kill me before Charlie ever found out. I shuddered at the thought of Bella killing me.
I could see it now. I would be sitting in the kitchen with Alice minding my own business and Bella would come storming over and start beating the hell out of me. She would probably be cussing me out and making my face look like Emmett's. Of course Emmett's face did look hilarious.
But for now I was sitting on the bathroom floor with a puking and crying Alice. I've never seen Alice so upset. And quite frankly, it scared me. Normally if Alice is upset anyone with common sense would get up and run out of the room screaming like a little girl. Usually that was Emmett, because he's always pissing her off. One time it was so bad she threw a lamp at his head.
But this was nothing like then. No now it wasn't funny, and she was way more upset now then she was then…we both are. I knew I couldn't show her my fear. All I could do was comfort her and tell her we would find some way to work this out. We sat there for about an hour when I heard the door slam shut. SHIT! Was it Bella, Rosalie, or Charlie?!
EDWARD'S POV
Not long after I gained feeling in my arms I regained feeling everywhere and was awake. Although it did take me a few minutes to realize where I was and how I got there. My vision was blurred at first as my eyelids fluttered open. I laid there almost as if I was in shock for a minute or two before I realized that Bella was asleep beside me. She was just as beautiful as the dream that I surprisingly remembered quite well.
I didn't want to disturb her but of course Carlisle came over and started talking to me. I wasn't even paying half attention to him; I was more concentrated on the sleeping angel next to me. I decided once it was obvious that Bella wasn't waking up anytime soon that I would try to walk. I got up and started to walk around no problem what so ever. This surprised me I thought I would at least stumble or fall over a few times, almost like Bella when she's just walking.
I glanced back over to the couch where Bella lied sound asleep. Although I must say she looked VERY uncomfortable. She started tossing and turning and before I knew it she rolled right off of the couch and into the floor. I gasped in shock and horror but when she reached for a pillow I couldn't help but start laughing. I don't think she was aware what she was doing but it sure was funny.
I watched a few more minutes as she reached for a blanket but pulled the couch cushion on top of her instead. I began another laughing fit, being unable to breathe and turning red. I looked back she just kept reaching for stuff I wonder if this had anything to do with her dream? Now she pulled a box of tissues off of the coffee table.
I began laughing once again, when she started reaching for something else. I could have some fun with this, I knew it was evil but it was too damn funny to resist. I tip-toed over to the couch and grabbed a blanket and put it in Bella's hand. She immediately snatched it and to my surprise stood up. I decided to pick her up and carry her up to my room before she started walking and could run into a wall.
I got up to my room and set Bella on my bed. She resisted of course and stood up again. I decided to let her stand and see what she intended on doing. Still holding on to the blanket she started to wrap it around herself like a dress. I fell back onto the bed in hysterics. What the hell was she doing?!
She finally got the blanket…err…dress? The way she wanted it and started to reach for something else. She finally got what she wanted which happened to be a hand full of office supplies such as pens and pencils. What the fuck?! What kind of dream involves a dress and office supplies?
Now what was she doing? She was walking? She started walking straight out of my room and down the hall. Where the hell was she going?! I decided to follow her hoping I would reach her in time before she fell down the stairs. But she just kept going down the hall.
EMMETT'S POV
Rosalie fell asleep in no time at all, and I was just about to climb back into bed myself when I seen Bella wrapped in a blanket and carrying office supplies walk past the door. What the fuck was up with that?! I went over to the doorway to see Edward following her.
"Uhh Edward? Why is your girlfriend walking down the hall wrapped in a blanket and carrying office supplies?" I asked Edward not even noticing the fact that he had woken up. I was way too curious to concentrate on that.
"I've got no clue Emmett. But I do know Bella is hilarious when she's sleeping. I think this has been going on for about 10 minutes now." He laughed.
Edward and I carried on a conversation about the show that Bella was putting on forgetting to follow her to make sure she didn't fall down. Then we heard the door click shut. We looked and both gave each other the same look.
"BELLA?! OH SHIT!" We both said in unison. We immediately ran down the stairs and out the door just in time to see Bella going into her own house. We were almost to the steps of her house when the door clicked.
"Damn it!" Edward said. I wasn't sure if he were mad because she could've gotten hurt or because we weren't going to be able to watch anymore.
We heard a thump on a window we both jumped and looked at it. Apparently Bella was heading upstairs and stumbled into the window. It didn't faze her though she just kept walking up the stairs. Now I was bent over in laughter as was Edward. I wish I could see the rest of this.
Author's Note: Alright so what do think? Bella has decided to act out her dream, in a way. I had so much fun writing about Bella that I've decided that I'll add more humor to the story. So look out for some fun, which can only mean one thing in this story… TROUBLE! LOLZ! So review and give me some ideas for the "fun" please and thank you.