A/N: I got really inspired and I wrote this silly little poem. I tried to keep the meter between 6 and 8, and I'll admit it's a bit off, but regardless. I hope this brings a smile to your face because it brought a smile to mine writing it.
Ode to Clinic Patient
Mr. / Mrs. Clinic Patient,
Sorry, but this is true.
I'm way too busy saving lives
To come down and treat you.
Mr. / Mrs. Clinic Patient
Do you think I have the time?
To come and treat your simple woes,
When I can write this rhyme.
Now if you have the sniffles,
Some tissues you had fold,
A runny nose perhaps a cough,
You moron you've got a cold!
Now if its pain that you do feel,
Then I think I have a guess.
You probably did something stupid,
Like hit your head getting dressed.
Go home and take some Advil,
It will make you feel rather swell.
I bet you're cursing at me now,
Don't tell me go to hell!
And if these symptoms don't apply,
Then here's what you should do:
Go find Doctor Cuddy,
She'd be happy to help you!
Mr. / Mrs. Clinic Patient
Go home to your kids and spouse.
Try and feel better soon,
Sincerely, Doctor House