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Ok. This place is awkwardly silent. Did you know that somebody sued Bon jovi for 4 billion dollars? On with the story!

Once the gods had left, I went to the forges and made the best car that I could find instructions for. That was the Chevy Impala. It was huge. Once I finished it, I got the Stoll brothers to come, and we went 22 miles to reach a 7-11.

I got a slurpee and six chocolate bars. The Stolls got a box full of smoke bombs, three six-packs of Coke, one 2 litre bottle of Dr. Pepper, 6 bags of different types of chips and a box full of stink bombs. That was never a good thing.

On the way back we were talking, and I found out a lot about my friends. Travis was older by a year, Conner hates the chemicals in cheese whiz and they both think that Mary from the Demeter cabin is cute.

Then we passed an open late Subway. "Hey guys, let's grab a bite to eat." I broke out, pointing to the Subway. "NO!" they both shouted. "Dude, monsters run that chain." Conner told me. "But I'm a god." I protested. Immediately wide grins broke out on their faces. "Let's see what they do." Travis snickered, and then pulled in to the Subway.

We walked into the restaurant. It was empty, except for a dorkish looking guy sweeping the floor.

"Foolish Demigods!" He exploded, and in front of me was a manticore. "You shall die!"

"Oh really," I smirked, and then my hand erupted in flame. He laughed. "Lighting a match doesn't scare me. Go on, try something else." I thought about what the gods were supposed to be able to do. So my entire body was suddenly flaming. Travis and Conner took a step back. Then I turned the flames blue. "I WANT MY SANDWICH!" I screamed. The manticore fled, leaving us alone in the store. I burst out laughing.

"No more listening to the harpies," I joked. My friends laughed, and then we went into the kitchen. We made our own sandwiches, then put up a sign that said "On vacation", planning to come back later.

When camp was insight, we realized how late we were. The gods were already there, playing with their kids. "Well, guys, since we're late, might as well make a big bang entrance. With that, Travis and I switched seats, so I was driving. I floored it, and we went flying off a hill, and I managed to propel us far enough to go crashing into Ares.

Immediately, Hermes came over. "Your lucky it's your birthday." He growled. He looked at his sons, and shook his head. "I'm all for screwing around, but disappearing altogether? Do you know what that did to me? I was looking everywhere for you two." He scolded. "Hermes, I went and got them. And then I dragged them along when I took over a subway restaurant." I explained. He looked at me funny, but shrugged. "Whatever. Let's get this big lump to the big house." Hermes snapped his fingers, and we were there. "Whew, what a work out!" I laughed. Suddenly Ares awoke.

"Who? What? Where?"

"No wonder they call it an Impala. You sure impaled Ares." Conner stated "I'm surprised Ares used so many words." Travis added. I laughed.

"Well, since it's the little shit's birthday, I guess I can't kill him." Ares grimaced. "Let's get this party over with."

"Ares, I am a god. Like you. I can't die."

"Let's go kid."

The Minotaur: How was that?

The Minotaur: Where's Hermes?

The Minotaur: Helllloooooo?

The Minotaur (singing): I'm all alooooooone. There's no one hhheeeerrrrre beeesiiiiidde meeeeeeeeee!

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