I realy loved this part of the story. Thank you for following and favoriting :D this is my first kyman story I liked besides, I was shot down,

another one I made :D thanks for the continued support Peaceouttalove -Jasmine-Kyman-Cartyle

My whole life is based around Kahl now that we are fakely together. I wish it could be real but Kahl doesn't feel that way. I was thinking about just telling Kahl mah feelings and I dont know if I can tell him without being heartbroken if he was to deny me. Kahl is my one true love and to show him that without letting him know who sent it I am calling off the scheme tonight.
"Kyle Broflovski here" I heard a slant of sadness in his voice
"Its Cartman Kahl, Im calling off the scheme"
"Why?" I heard a tint of despair
"Kahl where are you!"
"At ho-me" he said through sobs
"I am on my way!"
I ran over to his house to see why he was so goddamn upset and I heard screams
"NO! YOU CANT KILL HIM! I REFUSE TO LET YOU KILL CARTMAN!"
"Fine then we could use you!"
"O-okay if fatass is safe!"
Thats all it took for me to, despite his moms car being there, I jumped on the tree and slung through his window. All I saw was Kahl laying unconcious and Clyde and Craig
"Son of a bitch!"
"Shut up or you die in his place!"
"N-no Eric p-p-lease don't"
"Kyle!"
I knocked the boys out with my badass muscle and crouched down by Kahls side
"Shh, Kyle I am going to make it better"
"H-how?"
I kissed him gently and took his shirt off to uncover his stab wound. So close to the heart I began crying
"Kahl, don't die please I I love y-y-you"
Kahl layed there losing blood as I bandaged him enough with my shirt as I cryed and carryed him downstairs and explained to Sheila what they'd done
"Eric honey stop crying and take Kyle to your house... I know he will be in good hands." Did I hear that correctly?"
I carried Kahl and layed his sleeping body in my bed as I got out a med kit and stiched him up as good as I could. I wiped his face and took my old pajamas with stars of david out and dressed him... Okay those were his I stole months ago... I layed him down and layed next to him until morning where I found him waking me up
"Cartman?"
"Yes K-k-kahl?"
"Are these mine?"
"Yes Kahl... I stole them"
He kissed me hungrily and rubbed his hands through my hair. I got my dream finally.
"Cartman... I love you"
"Why Kahl"
"I love your accent, your body, your kind personality which of course doesn't show unless the wall you have built around yourself comes down, Your eyes, Your hair, Your self-esteem, Your thoughtfullness, Your way of caring when someone is hurt, Your smartness, and finally the ability to be there whenever I need you" I wiped tears from my eyes as he said this "but, do you love me?"
"Oh, Kahl I love your hair, your body, your smile, your kindness, your ability to see through me, your thoughtfullness, your kickass eyes" He laughed at this "your ability to care for a giant asshole, your way of pointing out flaws, how you care, how your always there when I need you, your bag of jew gold in your closet under your socks in the picture book of you and Stan, and how you seem to think I am kickass"
"How did you know about that gold fatass?"
"Lets just say I sneak in your room on a daily basis"
We laughed at this and I kissed Kahl and looked at his wound
"You're a pussy if they can get to you this easy Kahl"
"Oh, says the guy who schemes me into being a pedophiles porn"
"WELL atleast we are rich"
"Right, true"
"You know... We could go out"
"Suuuurreee fatass"
"But Kahl I need to go out with you so I can take you out to places and take you to prom to make up for giving you aiiiiddsss!"
"Awwe fatass okay"
"Yes!"
"I love you Cartman"
"I love you too Kahl, who INFACT clensed the sand from his vagina yesterday"
We laughed and smiled and talked about our lives and Kahls bitch Mom
and that was the best day of my life.
-Eric Theodore Cartman

Sorry if fatass was too sappy but he has feelings for kyle Review if you enjoyed so far cause this is way off the end!