Chapter 14: Evil Bird
"And that's what happened." Kisame explained to Pein.
"We need to find a skilled medical ninja to heal him right away. I'll get on that right away. Right now, I guess try to make him as comfortable as possible." Pein said and walked out.
"Right," Kisame said.
Meanwhile, in Deidara and Sasori's room, if you could call it that, Deidara had fallen asleep, laying in head in his arms on the table. Sasori was lost in thought, which was more of his version of sleep since he was a puppet.
"No," Deidara moaned.
Sasori was brought out of his thoughts.
"Danna, no, you said you wouldn't." Deidara moaned.
Sasori didn't know what to do. What do you do when your giant partner is having a nightmare, apparently about you. Sasori did the one thing he could think of, he went next to Deidara's ear.
"Brat, it's okay. I'm won't hurt you." Sasori said in a comforting voice he didn't know he could use.
Deidara quieted and his face relaxed. Sasori backed up some, before sitting a little ways away. But about four minutes later the ground around Sasori grew wet. "Huh?" Sasori turned and saw drool, and lots of it. Deidara was drooling out of all three of his visible mouths.
"Disgusting brat." Sasori murmured before going closer to the edge of the desk. But as soon as he did that something flew into the room, which was easy because there was a whole wall missing, revealing the outside. It was a robin.
The bird studied Sasori. "Go on, get out of here!" Sasori said making shooing motions with his hands. But the bird hopped closer. Sasori eyed the bird, but ended up in its mouth.
"Hey!" Sasori shouted, hoping to wake Deidara up.
The bird flew out the nonexistent wall and into a tree right outside, setting Sasori in the nest.
Sasori tried to get out, but the bird packed him in the side of the nest.
"HEY I MAY BE MADE OUT OF WOOD BUT I AM NOT A STICK FOR YOU TO USE!" Sasori yelled, hoping to scare the bird off, but that didn't work.
Sasori tried to use his stomach cable to break out of the side of the nest, but the panel was jammed shut do to be stuck in the midst of trigs and sticks. "I guess I am just going to have wait and see if Deidara will help."
Deidara slept for another half hour until he woke up due to a bird. A bird had flown into the room and was trying to get a few strands of his hair.
"Hey stop that, un." Deidara said and shooed the bird out. It flew out of the room and into a tree and into its nest. "Stupid bird."
Deidara looked on the table. "Sasori-danna?" Deidara asked.
"HEY GET AWAY!" a voice called from outside. Deidara walked towards the edge and in the nest, he could see a tuft of red, and of black.
"Sasori?" Deidara called.
"BRAT! GET ME OUT OF HERE!" Sasori yelled.
"You are in the nest, un?" Deidara asked.
"YES!" Sasori yelled.
"I'll be right there, un." Deidara said, and left the base and found the tree.
Deidara started to climb the tree until he reached the nest. He saw Sasori pinned inside the nest.
"Need some help Sasori, un?" Deidara asked.
"Yeah, get me out of here." Sasori said.
"Hm, to help, or to not to help, un." Deidara said.
"BRAT!" Sasori yelled.
"I don't know if I should help you out there, un." Deidara said.
"Is this payback for hurting you?" Sasori asked.
"Maybe," Deidara said.
"Okay, I'm sorry Deidara. I really am. I felt horrible after I hurt you." Sasori said.
"Really, un?" Deidara asked.
"Yeah." Sasori said. The bird flew closer. "KEEP THAT EVIL BIRD AWAY!"
Deidara carefully got Sasori out of the nest and carried him down the tree and threw the base.
While they were walking, the tongue of the hand Sasori was standing in decided to lick him.
"Sorry, sometimes they don't listen to me, un." Deidara said. They reached the room. "Um, let's do this." He set Sasori on the table before using his clay to rebuild the wall. "No more birds or anything else, un."
"Just don't blow it up." Sasori said.
"Don't worry, I won't un." Deidara said.
There was a few moments of silence.
"Do you need anything Sasori-danna, un?" Deidara said.
"No not really." Sasori said.
"I guess you don't need much of anything being a puppet, un." Deidara said, but then smirked, "Except protection from birds, un."
"Hey that bird was an evil bird!" Sasori said.
"I understand, just messing with you danna, un." Deidara said.