[A/N] I'm on holiday, almost. Just got to get through my exams and I'm done.
Disclaimer: Still isn't mine.
"Urgh. That's absolutely the most repulsive thing I've ever seen," Hermione said, referring to the birthing video playing on the TV.
"Hermione, that is what's coming out of you in 3 months," I say from beside her.
"I'm well aware of that Draco but that doesn't mean that I can't be repulsed."
"True but, aren't you excited about having a child?!" I say standing up.
"I am excited about having a child, what I'm not excited about is the whole birthing experience."
"Well how else would we have our child?"
"No, no, no. There is no we during child birth, there is only me. The last time I checked you weren't a female, nor were you pregnant. So, I will be the one having our child and going through a heck load of pain to do so."
Hormones, oh how I hate them. Actually I don't just hate them, I loathe them. One minute Hermione's normal, happy then just like that she's a bitch. Yelling, throwing things and then she starts crying. I've been told to just suck it up by various friends but none of them have had children so what do they know?
"You're right honey, as always. I'll be there though, I'll be right next to you in the delivery room."
Hermione's face changes from anger to a smile.
"Good but, I thought Lucius said that pure-blood fathers must wait until their newborn was clean to see he or she."
"He did but he also said that I had to marry a pureblood."
"True."
"So what do you think we should name our little boy?"
"What makes you think we're having a boy?"
"Malfoys always have boys. Anyway, didn't you go and see what the gender was yesterday?"
"Yes."
"And?"
"And we're having a boy."
I punch the air with my fist then give Hermione a kiss.
"Great, I think we should call him Severus after my godfather."
"No way, not even a middle name. At least not for our first born."
"Fine, we'll talk names later. I'm going to go and tell everyone we're having a boy!"
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