I'm sad I don't own Twilight and I'm hungry and just too lazy to get off my butt to get food. And we just finished a book in my English class and I had to learn 50 vocab words for a test I have tomorrow, but, of course, there are only 20 of them on the test, he just doesn't tell us which ones!

Also sorry I was going to post this like, Tuesday but my computer turned into a butt and it wouldn't let me save and I lost EVERYTHING! And now after a certain amount of time the computer turns to an idiot and won't let me save.

BPOV

"I can't believe Beatrice is actually following us to our house. What a stalker!" I complained.

"Bella, calm down." Jasper said, his hands were balled into tight fists.

"Oh, sorry Jasper."

"Anyone want to go hunting?" Emmett asked.

"You can't go hunting if the human is going to be around!" Rosalie reminded him.

"And we come back to the humans are idiots idea." Alice groaned.

"Renesmee please stop texting Jacob about how I'm the worst dad ever." Edward asked.

"It's a free country, I'm allowed to state my opinion." She responded and she went back to texting Jacob.

Edward growled and Nessie put her phone into her backpack and sat quietly.

"Edward."

"Sorry for over-reacting, Nessie." Edward sighed.

"It's ok, Dad." Just then we pulled up our long driveway and Edward parked it right in front of the porch. He got out and came to my side to open my door for me.

"Oh, good you're home." Esme opened the front door.

"I had a great day, thanks for asking Mom. How was your day?" Alice muttered sarcastically. Esme just laughed.

"I need help going to buy flowers for the garden." We all groaned, we loved the garden, just hated the work that was put in to make it.

"I don't think I can go… umm… homework…" Alice stopped in the middle of her excuse and Edward's face turned furious.

"ALICE! NO!" He screamed. Jasper flinched and I tried to calm Edward down.

"Don't you dare do anything to stop me!" Alice answered with just as much force, just much quieter.

"I'm going to tell her." He threatened.

"You wouldn't dare do that." Alice smiled her angelic smile. God, I hate that smile. It's so evil and it actually makes her look like a vampire.

I thought through everything that had happened recently. School, Sam died, it was September, we had gone shopping two weeks ago so she wouldn't take me shopping yet… OH CRAP IT'S SEPTEMBER!

"HECK NO!" I screamed. Jasper flinched again.

"Come on, Bella. Please?" She begged.

"NO! The last one was horrible, that one guy followed me around EVERYWHERE!"

"I wasn't going to throw a party for YOU!" She complained, "You are still really slow!"

"Umm… then for who?" No one else's birthday was in September, except for Nessie but she always went to Europe with Jake for her birthday

"Nessie, your daughter, ring a bell?" Alice asked.

"Yeah but isn't she going to Europe with Jake?" I was so confused.

"No, it's her 100th birthday. If she even thinks about leaving I will tie her up and lock her in a cage until her birthday." Alice said the last part loudly so Nessie would get the point that there was no place to hide. Hmmm… I wonder if there IS a place that someone can hide from a physic vampire. Probably not.

"Bella, I know you're going to try to hide." Alice informed me. (AN: Hehe my English teacher says informed is a good word to use it makes you sound professional… wow)

"I need to go hunting," Jasper said suddenly, "When is the girl leaving."

"Lemme check…" Alice looked into the future, "Umm… like 11… at night."

"Emmett wanna drive out with me so we can go and not get caught by humans?" Jasper asked getting his keys.

"Sure! Let's go somewhere with grizzlys!"

"See you in the morning." Edward closed the front door once we heard the car start.

"Well, I have to plan a party, so sorry Esme." Alice danced up to her room and I could hear her dialing numbers on her phone.

"Rose, Bella, Edward?" Esme begged.

"I'll help." Rose volunteered.

"We'll be back in a few hours, we're taking Carlisle's car." Esme called.

"What are we going to do about the umm… stalker?" I asked.

"I don't know, let's just act normal." Edward suggested.

"Let's watch some TV." I walked over, sat on Edward's lap and turned on a random channel. Cartoons… yay? Emmett was probably the last one to watch.

Edward laughed, "Why don't we watch something else maybe?"

"Ok." I said I turned it to sports and Edward's eyes immediately lit up but then he looked at me, "If you want to watch it you can."

"Thank you, love."

"So, when's Jake coming over?" I asked after a few minutes.

"About an hour, why?"

"Because he's my best friend and also I think Renesmee needs to go hunting and he's the only person she'll go hunting with."

"So, do you want to do homework?" Edward asked, I groaned. Homework was so boring even when I could do it in 2 minutes at the most.

"You won't be able to do it at vampire speed though." Edward motioned toward the window.

"Which makes it that much worse." I complained, Edward laughed.

"Well, I guess we'll just have to do it the human way."

"Eww… can't we go to our room and hide so she won't see us do it fast?" I begged.

"No, she'll climb the tree next to your room so she can see inside!" Alice screamed from her room, ugh stupid, stalker human.

"Can we at least go buy food for Jake? I mean he has NOTHING to eat and you know that he only puts up with hunting for Ness." I asked.

"I guess. We'll just do our homework when we "wake up". We're going to have to fake sleep."

"Even worse."

Edward walked out front and opened the door for me then he walked to his side, at human speed which was SO slow, and got in.

"I would think your patience would have gotten better after all this time, but it's gotten worse." Edward chuckled, I pouted.

"It's not my fault I just naturally don't like waiting." I protested.

"Yeah, blame it on Renee` and Char-" Edward stopped in the middle of his sentence. He knows how sad it is when he brings up my parents. I hid my face in his chest.

"I miss them so much." I cried tearlessly.

"I'm sorry for bringing them up."

"It's ok. It's just I only got to see Renee` once after I was turned." I cried some more.

"Are you sure you want to go to the store?" He asked worriedly.

"Of course, I'm sure, we wouldn't want Jake to starve." I said pulling myself together.

We walked in and got some chips, pasta, ice cream, and all of the crap that Jake likes. I was pretty much holding my breath the whole time. The smell of food is sickening.

We paid and walked to the car.

"Bella, breathe, please."

"Ok, I'm breathing." I said and then held my breathe again.

"Bella,"

"I'm sorry but it is disgusting!" I complained

"I know it is," Edward agreed. We got home and Jake was there.

"Thanks!" Jacob ran to help us get the food out of the car. As we were walking in, I saw the girl again.

"Jake, you know we have a stalker, right?" I asked as soon as the human couldn't hear.

"Yeah, yeah. Alice and Blondie told me about it. When she leaves me and Nessie are going hunting. Blah, blah, blah!" He shoved food in his mouth.

"Be polite, Jake!" Renesmee giggled.

"I haven't eaten all day, I'm allowed to eat how I want!"

"So what did you do today?" Edward asked.

"Nothing much, hey where are Emmett and Jasper? I was going to watch the game with them."

"They went hunting, they'll be back in the morning, you can watch it now though." I told him, he picked up the bags of food and moved in front of the TV.

"Ok, Bella, now we seriously have to do our homework."

Edward gave me a crooked smile, my favorite. Ugh, stupid mind-reading, vampire that has a dazzling smile.

"Even though you don't have your shield lifted, I can tell what you're thinking." He warned playfully.

"Ok, biology homework, fun!" I exclaimed sarcastically.

"Want me to do it for you?" He asked.

"It's ok."

"Bella, love, I'll do it for you if you want. I mean you already know it."

"Fine." Edward took the paper from me and filled in both of them.

"BELLAAAAA!!!!!" I heard Alice scream.

"Ugh, Alice, what?" I asked at normal volume.

"I need your help!" She screamed again. When you live in a house of vampires, you can whisper and we'll all hear you! She seriously should know by now NOT to scream.

I looked over to Edward, "Its ok, she's not going to play Barbie with you or anything horrible. You might actually like what she is suggesting." Edward told me.

I ran upstairs, "Yeah, Alice?"

"Ok, if you want to, I won't throw you a party this year-" She started.

"REALLY?" I hugged her and started jumping up and down. God, she's really rubbing off on me.

"ONLY! If you help me with Nessie's party." She finished.

"Ugh, anything but that!" I complained. I hate planning parties. With Alice, every last detail had to be perfect, it a napkin is folded a wrong way she freaks out and it's no fun.

"Umm… I don't know, how many would you be inviting to my party if I had one?" I asked nervously, last school we went to she invited EVERYONE in the school. Even the people we hadn't even met. Alice went overboard, way too often.

"I don't know, whole school, again, I guess." She said absently looking through a phone book.

"Ok, then I'll help you with Nessie's."

"Ok." Alice said.

"Why aren't you freaking out?" I asked, disappointed, maybe she could've acted a little bit happy that I had FINALLY given in.

"I'm a physic; I knew you would say yes from the beginning." She pointed out.

"Oh, right…"

"Nice, Bella." And she went on talking about picking out cakes and the guest list and the invitations and the presents we would get her and all of the stuff I really didn't care about.

"AHHH!" I heard a scream and ran downstairs. It was Edward. He was trying to act freaked out that Beatrice's face was pressed up to our kitchen window.

"Edward, what's wrong?" I said trying to sound worried, though I knew everything was fine.

"Nothing, just Beatrice was sitting with her face against the window and it freaked me out for a second." He answered simply.

"Ok, if that was it…" I gave him a kiss.

"Guys, I need more help on the garden, Rosalie got mad because of who knows what and I still have more than half of the garden to do." Esme peeked her head in the house.

"I guess I'll help." I said.

"Then I will too." Edward said taking my hand.

I know it's kind of a bad chapter but the next one will be the party and so that will be cool. And also just because they aren't celebrating Bella's birthday doesn't mean Edward won't get her a present! REVIEW SAYING WHAT YOU THINK EDWARD SHOULD GET BELLA!!!!

-Carly =)