14. Sinful: Crazy Mix-ups and Dangerous People

Summary: Things are going well at Pantasia, when all of a sudden, people of an alternate universe appear and start messing everything up. Just what in the heck is going on!?

Characters: Kawachi, Suwabara, Monica, Meister...etc...

Pairings: None, except for a little MoniKai

What inspired this oneshot arc: A vast majority of the Vocaloid Songs in 'The Seven Deadly Sins' series by mothy/AkunoP.

Kawachi had just been working, kneading dough to make more bread rolls when Meister ran into the room and slammed the door behind him, out of breath. The General Manager seemed quite worried and surely full of panic.

"Kawachi-san...please...get me a cleaver." Meister managed to say in between catching his breath.

"Why?" Kawachi asked, confused. "Why do you need-"

"Cleaver. NOW." Meister was close to shouting the last word in frustration. Kawachi, a bit alarmed by the Meister's behaviour, grabbed a cleaver from a nearby cabinet and handed it to Meister. "Thank you. Please continue your work." With that, Meister ran out of the room.

It wasn't long until Kawchi heard shouts of, "I HAVE A KNIFE! Don't you dare come any closer, you creepy person!"

Kawachi ran out of the room, to see Meister pointing the sharp blade at...Meister?

Wait, WHAT?

Hold on a moment. The person Meister was pointing a cleaver at wasn't Meister, per se. He looked a lot like Meister, except his mask was a dark violet. He wore a black blazer overtop a light purple shirt with a white scarf, and black pants and shoes. His light blond hair was tied back into a sleek ponytail, and his similar-looking blue eyes looked at Meister with slight panic, but mostly calmness.

"Now, now, you musn't be afraid of me. I mean, I am technically some alternate you of the sort, if I am correct." The other Meister spoke. He walked a little closer to the Meister, ignoring the knife. Then, with a swift notion, he knocked the cleaver out of Meister's hand and pulled him closer by the shirt collar. "You musn't be afraid...beautiful one."

"Get your hands off me!" Meister shouted back, pushing the other away. "How dare you touch me, you perver-"

"I'm hungry!" The three turned to see Ryou Kuroyanagi? complaining to Mizuno? and Kanmuri?. The Mizuno and Kanmuri look-alikes wore maid and butler outfits respectively, while the Kuroyanagi look-alike wore a red blazer overtop a white shirt with black pants and shoes. "Get me something to eat, now!"

"Yes, Lord Conchita." The Mizuno and Kanmuri look-alikes spoke. "How about those three?" they asked, pointing at Meister, the other Meister (the one dressed in purple, people), and Kawachi.

"Yes...I would like to know what they taste like." The Kuroyanagi-lookalike (called Conchita) spoke. "Get them, now!"

Meister's other swallowed nervously and glanced at his other. "Truce?" he asked.

Meister nodded in response. "Truce. RUN!"

Meanwhile, Azuma had been baking when someone tapped his shoulder. He turned to see Tsukino...or, at least he thought it was Tsukino. She wore a dress of black lace and turquoise silk, the dress going down to her ankles. Her hair was put into a simple braid.

"Here. For you." She spoke quietly, handing him a cup. "A drink."

"Thanks, Tsukino-san!" Azuma replied happily, before picking up the cup and about to drink-

The contents of the drink were spilled onto the floor by Kanmuri. "Don't drink that!" He spoke. "Kinoshita was already poisoned!"

"What!?" Azuma and Kanmuri looked at Tsukino, who gave a face of sulking.

"Darn it...that poison took a while to create...bother. I'll have to make more..." she groaned quietly.

Ken Matsushiro scratched the side of his head a little bit. "Who the heck is she? And where's the real Tsukino?"

"I demand to know what this country is, Sylvan! Where are we?" A Sophie look-alike barked at a Meister-look alike. The Sophie look-alike wore a yellow dress with black and white lace, while the Meister-look alike wore a simple outfit of a white shirt with black pants and shoes, with a black vest overtop his shirt.

"Ah, I will find out right away, Lady Sophia." The Meister look-alike responded, before he turned to Shachioko. "Lady Sophie requests that you will tell us what this country is, and what this place is exactly?"

"Well..." Shachioko faltered a bit before answering. "This country is called Japan. This building is the Pantasia Nagoya Branch..."

"Pantasia Nagoya Branch...fascinating." Sophia turned to Sylvan. "Servant, go fetch me some tea, and perhaps something to eat as well."

"Yes, my lady!" Sylvan turned to Shachioko before asking, "Could you show me where I can get some tea? Maybe a bread roll or two, please?"

Shachioko had a feeling that it was best to go along with this craziness until things were straightened out.

"How dare you go near my lovely one!" A Monica look-alike roared at the real Monica. The look-alike held a pair of bloody scissors in her hand. "Get your hands off him or you will die..."

Kai stood in front of the two. "Look, who the heck are you? And Monica here is my girlfriend, so don't you dare hurt her or else!"

"You dare prefer a clone of me over me?" The Monica-look-alike growled. She held up her scissors. "How could you!?"

"GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!"

"GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!"

"STOP COPYING ME!"

"STOP COPYING ME!"

Tsukino stared as a look-alike of Shadow was shouting at the real Shadow. The two were shouting at each other, copying the exact same lines.

Tsukino groaned. Things were getting crazier and crazier...

Author note: Um, so yeah, that's the beginning of the 'Sinful' Arc, in which alternate versions of our beloved Yakitate! Japan characters have started to mess things up in the regular Yakitate! Japan world. For those who are confused on who is alternate of who, here's a list!

Meister: Servant of Evil (known as Sylvan), and Duke Sateriajis Venomania (the dude dressed in purple, if you're wondering)

Sophie: The 'Daughter of Evil.' Calling her Sophia because I don't know her real name.

Tsukino: The main character from the song 'Belphegor's Gift.' I'm just going to call the alternate version Tsuki.

Shadow: The judge dude from the song 'Judgement of Corruption.' I believe the judge's name went by Marlon in the song, if I'm correct...

Monica: The crazy tailor from the song 'Tailor of Enbizaka/Leviathan Slope.' Let's call her Monikara.

Mizuno: servant to Lord Conchita (let's call her Miz.)

Kanmuri: servant to Lord Conchita (let's call him Kan)

Kuroyanagi: Lord Conchita (yes, I'm genderbending the original Conchita because I need to for Kuroyanagi.)

I think that's it...phew...Hopefully, this clears things up.