THIRTY DAYS OF US

DAY 14 - GENDERBENT

Pairing: Sterek

Rating: T

Disclaimer: dont own

A/N: This chapter is rather short, but the next couple should be a bit longer. Pardon! :)


"STILES!"

"Aaaaaaand... this is how I die."

Derek came thundering down the stairs, red eyes narrowed to slits as he- or rather, she- glared menacingly at Stiles. Slender hips and long hair, along with a rather large bustline that was pushed up by Derek's crossed arms, made Stiles giggle slightly. Derek glared at 'her' new boyfriend, taking in Stiles's thicker, yet still skinny, form. A flat chest, hairy arms, and a rather prominent bulge in the one-girl's skinny jeans proved that, yes, Stiles was now a male.

With a heavy sigh that sounded more like a growl, Derek looked at Stiles with a mixture of annoyance and rage. "What the Hell did you do?"

Shuffling 'his' feet innocently, Stiles looked up at the ceiling and twiddled 'his' thumbs. "Weeeeell, y'know how I've been training with Deaton and all?"

Derek grunted in reply.

"Well, see, he gave me a spellbook of beginner magic to read over for fun while I'm studying my herbs and my charms and stuff and I was working on differenciating between types of wolfsbane but that was so boring so I got out the spellbook and I wanted to try something and the spell had, like, a mile radius or something and so I tried it but I screwed up because I'm just a beginner emmissary and I love you!"

With another sigh, Derek buried 'her' face into 'her' hands. "Just fix it."

Laughing nervously, Stiles rubbed the back of 'his' neck. "Yeah, see, the thing is... Idunnohow."

"... What?"

"I... I dunno... exactly... how."

If the glare Derek had been giving Stiles before was fearsome, this one was downright blood-curdlingly, death-enducingly terrifying.

"Hehe... magic, right?"

"Grr..."

"... uh, Derek? Sweetie?... Love me?- AACK! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!"


lol stiles died.

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