When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them! (I'd love to do this to my brother!)
Disclaimer:
Travis: Hey guys! I'll get to do the disclaimer today.
Conner : Yeah! Haven't seen Esther lately.
Travis: Ah, about that... Persephone turned her into a flower because she published Hades' diary pages and publicly humiliated the both of them.
Conner: Oh dear. Poor her.
Travis: Nah, she's now a water lily. Her favorite flower. Persephone always had an eye for pretty things. Oh, and the original characters belong to Rick Riordan. The plot is Es'.
Dear writers of Percy Jackson Fanfics,
Oh all you cuties! Thank you for writing those sweet, romantic stories! I hate all things that are unromantic and ugly you now. And I just love it when the two most unlikely couples come together! I mean, just look at Percy and Annabeth, those two lovelies make me soooooo proud! And look at Poseidon and Athena. Those two will soon realize that they are just made for each other. I mean, everyone loves stories about arch enemies falling in love, right?
Love conquers all. Doesn't it?
Oh, and Happy Valentines day! My day obviously. So romantic too, giving flowers and chocolates.
Continue to write those cute romance stories!
Sincerely, Aphrodite who believes Love is for all.
Hey guys:)
Oh, and this was supposed to be posted on the 14th of Feb. But, I was too busy watching people throw mandarin oranges into the pond.
If, you're wondering why, in Chinese tradition, on the last day of Chinese New Year it's Chinese Valentines day. But instead of giving flowers, etc, the Chinese people who are still single write their name and contacts on a mandarin orange and throw it into the water. Then, anyone just picks an orange and, yeah:) So that's my excuse.
And,yes, I am a Chinese.
~Estherdabookworm