Qrow: "Look, I'll cut to the chase. I don't like you and you don't like me."

Jacques: "Very perceptive of you Mr. Branwen. Perhaps you're not as dumb as you look."

Qrow: "Very funny, but listen... I am admittedly a bit old fashion, so I'm here to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage."

Jacques: "... Well... As far as I'm concerned my daughter's already a failure in every way imaginable, so I don't suppose my opinion of her can get much lower by marrying you. Fine, you have my blessing."

Qrow: "That's wonderful, HEY WEISS! Your dad's cool with it!"

Jacques: "I WHAT!"

Weiss: "Bye dad."

Qrow: "Catch you on the flip side... DAD!"

Jacques: "Mother FUCKER!"

Taiyang: "So the truth is Ruby, your father is actually Roman Torchwick, but your mother and I had been lying to you for years because she didn't want you to know your dad was a criminal. I'm so sorry."

Ruby: "Oh my..."

Yang: "So wait, Ruby and I aren't even sisters."

Taiyang: "Nope."

Ruby: "So we're not related to each other in any way shape or form."

Taiyang: "Not at all, now girls I know you two might have some concerns regarding this revelation. Ruby what are your thoughts."

Ruby: "The only thought here is that I wanna fuck the shit out this bitch."

Taiyang: "Eh... What?"

Yang: "Well then get your cute little ass over here."

Ruby and Yang engage in a sloppy kiss

Taiyang: "WOW uh girls I don't know if"

Yang: "Shut up dad! My cunt's been wettin for this moment for years."

Ruby: "Mine too, now get lost."

Taiyang: "Ok I'll uh... We'll talk about this later."

Blake: "Yang, I'd like you to meet my old friend Ilia. She was part of the White Fang, but she's now given up that life and will help us restore the Fang back to what it once was."

Ilia: "Uh hi"

Yang: "... Yeah Blake, can I speak to you in private."

Blake and Yang walk to the side

Yang: "Yeah, I don't know about this "friend" of yours. How do we know we can still trust her."

Blake: "Yang! If it wasn't for her, Adam would have blown us all up. She's changed, I swear."

Yang: "I don't know, there's something about her I just... Don't trust."

Ilia: Sees a wasp "Uh oh, don't worry guys I got this" takes out whip and uses it to kill the wasp

Yang: O_O "... Okay forget what I said, I like her."

Blake: "Really? Well great, she really needs more friends."

Yang: "Girlfriend maybe?"

Blake: "What? How did you know she was a lesbian?"

Yang: "Oh you know, lucky guess. Anyways Imma go introduce myself" walks over "Hiiiiiiiii Ilia~."

Pyrrha: "Jaune, I think we have to break up."

Jaune: "What, why?"

Pyrrha: "Well after some thinking, I've come to terms that I'm a lesbian."

Jaune: "... Well, that sucks."

Pyrrha: "Please don't be mad at me."

Jaune: "What, no I'm not mad you're a lesbian, that's just the way you were born. It just sucks we have to end this, but I completely understand."

Pyrrha: "Can we... Still be friends? You still mean a lot to me."

Jaune: "Of course."

Few days later

Nora: "How you holding up?"

Jaune: "Pretty good and I think I'm ready to move on."

Nora: "You're not gonna ask out Weiss again are you?"

Jaune: "Well no, she's never gonna return my affections, but I think I know someone who will."

Walks across the hall

Jaune: "Ruby Rose, I'd like to ask you..."

Sees half naked Ruby over a bound and gaged Pyrrha

Ruby: "Don't you fucking knock?"

Jaune: "Ah, I'm sorry." Leaves

Ruby: "I'm sorry baby, you still horny?"

Pyrrha: "MMMMM hhhhhmmm."

Ruby: "Good, cause I'm gonna do to that pussy what Jaune's pencil thin dick could never do."

Pyrrha: giggles with excitement