Chapter 14
"Right so now what?" Jarvic asked as they stood at the base of Mt. Chimney.
"Well we take the cable car up, kick ass, then head down to Lavaridge and chill in the hot springs." Ray said as they entered the cable car and started the climb.
"So what do you think we will find up there?" Tink asked as she zoomed around the car. "Is it going to be an epic battle?"
"Well it took us a few hours to get here so I don't think so." Ray said looking out the window. "Most of the grunts would have used all of their pokemon by now."
"Aw I has hoping for a fight." Tink said sadly.
"Wait first you where afraid to fight but know you want to?" Ray asked looking at her.
"Well now that I know that you aren't going to abandon me I don't mind fighting now!"
"I would never abandon you." Ray said smiling at her. "Um why do I have a feeling that we are forgetting something?"
"BONE!" Jarvic yelled at the attendant at the cable car station.
"I'm sorry but you will have to wait until the car returns to go up." She said politely. "It's not my fault that you didn't pay attention."
"Cu." Jarvic said sadly.
"Here have a lava cookie." The attendant said with a smile.
"So let's see what we are dealing with." Ray said once the reached the top. Looking around he saw many grunts and poochyenas passed out on the ground. "Ha it looks like a frat party up here."
"Wow this kinda reminds me of a party one of my past trainers had." Tink said as they made their way through the bodies. "Good times too, I never felt so filled."
"I really did not need to hear that." Ray said shaking his head.
"What? He was a good cook, he had parties every week!" Tink said looking at him. "What did you think I meant?"
"I uh, well, um, you did say that your past trainers, well, you know."
"Oh!" She said blushing. "No the food came first, then the gang bang."
"That puts a whole lot of imagines in my head I really do not want."
"Grr, Ray!" Archie said as he was fighting three Aqua grunts alone. Though the fight was a bit on the dull side. "I should've guessed you'd show up! See for yourself what the fanatics of Team Magma are up to! They're trying to inject the stolen meteorite's power into the volcano! Doing something like that will cause the volcano's eruption!"
"It's just a chunk of iron." Ray said before walking away.
"Hey it's your girlfriend from Team Magma?" Tink asked looking at the female grunt from the cave passed out on the ground next to a female Aqua grunt. "Nobody is around, go have some fun!"
"What the hell?" Ray said looking at Tink. "You know that is rape right?"
"Oh, really?" She asked floating around him. "One of my trainers like to do it when I was sleeping or after I fainted in a battle."
"Please stop telling me these things." Ray said as he was stopped by two members a Team Magma.
"Hehehe! So you've come all the way here! But you're too late! I've already delivered the meteorite from Meteor Falls to the Boss!" The guy said. He had long black hair and had a Magma poncho with the back longer then the front almost like a cape.
"You are not getting by us, little boy!" The other one said. She was a bit shorter than Ray and had short black hair that stuck out from under her hood. "She also had a Magma poncho on like the other and had a dress on instead of the normal mini skirt.
"Yeah so how about you two cat eared freaks get out of my way." Ray said looking at them.
"How dare you! They are horns!" The women said. "We are administrators of Team Magma! I am Courtney!"
"And I am Tabitha!" The guy next to her said as Ray started laughing. "What's so funny kid?"
"Tabitha is a girl's name." Ray said looking at him.
"Silence! We will crush you!" Tabitha said.
"Yeah well, Tink do your thing." Ray said as Tink floated forward.
"Taste my lightning!" She yelled as she sent a bolt of lightning at them knocking them out. "Well that was easy."
"Yeah well humans and electricity aren't good bed fellows." Ray said checking their pulse. "Yeah well at least you didn't kill them."
"Oh, did you want me to?"
"No!" Ray said looking at her. "Let's just find that damn meteorite."
"The power contained in the meteorite... By amplifying its power with this machine, Mt. Chimney's volcanic activity will instantly intensify... Its energy will grow deep inside the crater and... Fufufu..." A man said near an odd machine. He was dressed in red and black lab coat looking thing.
"Oi what the fuck are you doing?" Ray yelled once he got near.
"Hm? Who are you?"
"Who the fuck are you?" Ray asked.
"I am Maxie! Leader of Team Magma!" He said proudly "I'd heard Archie bemoaning a child who's been meddling with Team Aqua's affairs. It must be you he meant. Humph! So you're thinking of interfering with us, Team Magma?"
"If you mean trying to stop you from making the volcano erupt while we are fucking standing on it then yeah."
"Now you listen. Long ago, living things used the land to live and grow. That is why land is all important! It is the cradle of all! That is why Team Magma is dedicated to the expansion of the land mass. It is for further advancement of humankind and pokémon! And for that, we need the power of what sleeps within this mountain that we will awaken with the power of the meteorite!"
"IT"S JUST A FUCKING CHUNK OF IRON FROM SPACE YOU DENSE FUCKER!" Ray yelled.
"Fine! If you can beat me in a pokemon battle we will depart from this place." Maxie yelled as he threw a pokeball reveling a zubat.
"Fucking zubats." Ray said looking at the pokemon. "Tink have fun."
"Yay!" She squealed as she shot small lightning bolts at the zubat before hitting it with one large one. "Aw he doesn't want to play with me anymore."
"Damn you." Maxie said recalling the fried pokemon and sending out a camerupt.
"Um right, Chuck you think you can take that thing on?" Ray said sending out Chuck.
"Hell yeah boss." Chuck smiled. "I'm not dead yet!"
"What!? You're dying?" Tink asked looking at Chuck.
"It's nothing to worry yourself over little lady." Chuck said looking at her.
"That is so cool! Do you think you will become a ghost type like me?" Tink asked as she zoomed around. "Wow that would be cool! A large ghost whale!"
"Well you seem to be taking this well." Chuck sweat dropped.
"Right could we focused on the flaming camel please?" Ray said looking at it.
"Shit boss this will be easy." Chuck said before being engulfed in flames.
"Haha this looks like the end of your little whale." Maxie said with a smirk.
"YOU THINK I"M LITTLE?" Chuck yelled inhaling the flames and turning red.
"Chuck what are you going to... HOLY SHIT!" Ray yelled as a large jet of fire shot out of Chucks mouth like a rocket and hit the camerupt knocking it out in one hit.
"What?! I, Maxie, was caught off guard?" Maxie said recalling his pokemon.
"Yeah that's right bitch! Don't mess with a pissed off whale!" Chuck said watching Maxie.
"But, enough. I will back off this time. But don't think that this is the last you've seen of Team Magma. Fufufu... Even without the meteorite, if we obtain the orb... Fufufu..." Maxie said as he vanished in a bright light along with the other Magma grunts.
"Um how did he do that?" Tink asked.
"Don't question the logic here." Ray quietly said as Archie ran up to him.
"Ray! Thank you! With your help, we thwarted Team Magma's destructive plan!" Archie said with a smile.
"Thwarted? Who the hell uses that word?" Ray asked.
"But... You... Whose side are you on? Ah, it doesn't matter. We will remain vigilant and keep up our pursuit of Team Magma. Ray, we shall meet again!" Archie said before vanishing in a bright light.
"So are we going to, like ignore the fact that they disappeared like that?" Tink asked looking around.
"Pretty much." Ray said before turning to Chuck. "So how are you feeling? Also where the fuck did you get rocket fuel from?"
"Ha like I said you humans throw some crazy shit into the ocean!" Chuck yawned. "I'm going to take a nap now."
"How the hell did he just breathe fire?" Tink asked once Chuck went back into his ball.
"I think he just spat the fuel at the pokemon." Ray said as Jarvic caught up to them. "Where the fuck have you been?"
"You cunts left me down at the cable car station!"
"Oh sorry." Ray said pulling out his map. "Well all we have to do now is head down the jagged pass and we will be in Lavaridge!"
"Yes!" Tink said excited. "Hot springs time!"
"Or you know, get the badge and continue traveling." Ray said as they started down the volcano.
"Please?" Tink begged.
"Fine we stay here for the night then." Ray said looking that the morning sun trying to peek out from under the ash clouds. "So what do you think is in the volcano?"
"Huh?"
"Maxie said something that makes me think that there is more to this." Ray explained.
"He's just an ass hat who wants to expand the land masses. What more is there to know?" Jarvic asked.
"I don't know, he didn't really strike me as a moron like Archie. Hey does that look like a body?" Ray said walking over to an ash pile.
"The hell are you talking about?" Tink asked as she watched him dig out a vulpix. "Oh my god is it dead?"
"No she is fine, under fed though." Ray said looking her over as she was limp in his hands from being nothing but skin and bones. "Well let's get her to a pokemon center."
"You sure she isn't dead?" Tink asked looking at her.
"Yes she is fine." Ray said as he kicked a smaller ash pile relieving a pokeball snapped in half. "Shit, abandoned."
"Vul!" The vulpix said quietly as she tried to touch the ball to get inside. "Vul!"
"I really hate when trainers to that." Ray said as he quickly made his way down the jagged pass. "You not that far from a fucking gym that specializes in fire types. You could have left her there but no you just had to dump her on the side of a fucking volcano."
"Um who is he talking to?" Tink asked Jarvic as they tried to keep up with him.
"He really hates it when people just abandon their pokemon."
"Yeah I kinda got that much."
"Right, pokemon center?" Ray said looking around Lavaridge. It was a small city with lots of hot springs and hotels.
"This way." A female voice said from behind them.
"Right then lead the way." Ray said following her. She had shoulder length white hair, a white tank top, lose black pants, black boots, and scars on her arms. "What's your name?"
"You disgust me." She flatly said leading the way to the pokemon center. "You should take better care of your pokemon."
"The vulpix isn't mine." Ray said looking at the small pokemon.
"I know that. I was talking about the shuppet."
"Excuse me!" Tink said floating over to her. "I have a name!"
"I don't care." The lady said. "You are sick and your trainer refuses to help you not only you but the wailmer too."
"I made medicine for her." Ray said coldly. "And as for Chuck there isn't much I can do for him."
"Yes there is!" She said turning around showing her face which had a long scar running down the left side. "You could release him and let him live out his last days as a free pokemon!"
"Now hold on there lady!" Chuck said emerging from his ball. "I came to him so I could have someone with me for my last few days. So why don't you back off before I get mad."
"Ha you think you scare me?" She said looking at Chuck. "I saw your little display against Maxie, nothing compared to the stuff I have seen. Ever been in the presence of a legendary pokemon?"
"Yeah, I that I think about it the bastard ate my pizza." Ray said looking into her eyes.
"Ha that is bull shit. You are nothing be a trainer looking to find the strongest pokemon out there."
"Hmm if that is true then he wouldn't have released me then, now would he?" Mew said appearing behind her.
"Hey you owe me a fucking pizza!" Ray said looking at mew.
"Fuck off." Mew said before turning to the lady. "Now why don't you run off before Tink over there loses control and kills you."
"Whoa Tink calm down!" Ray said looking at her as she was shaking in anger. "Tink!"
"Hey! Where did she go?" Chuck said looking around to find the lady gone.
"Fuck if I know." Jarvic said trying to calm Tink down.
"Where the fuck did mew go?" Chuck also asked.
"Welcome to the pokemon center!" Joy said with a smile. "How may I help you?"
"Yeah can I get a room and I found this vulpix abandoned on the jagged pass." Ray said gently placing the vulpix on the counter.
"Oh you poor thing." Joy said picking her up. "Are you going to be her trainer now?"
"Only if she wants to go with me." Ray said before going to his room.
"Right so whats the plan?" Tink asked once they closed the door.
"Well I was thinking that we hit the gym now." Ray said with a small smile.
"Really? Can't we just rest?"
"Ha nope!" Jarvic said with a smirk. "If I recall Flannery is the gym leader here now."
"So what is the big deal?" Tink asked seeing the smiles on their faces.
"She has a few special training videos out." Jarvic said as they made their way to the gym.
"I'm still not following you."
"She made a few pornos." Ray said entering the gym.
"Welcome... No, wait. puny trainer, how good to see you've made it here!" Flannery said once he stepped up to the ring. She had a black tank top and blue jeans on, and her red hair shot out to all sides. "I have been entrusted with the... No, wait. I am Flannery, and I'm the gym leader here!"
"Um you ok?" Ray asked as she tried to intimidate him.
"Uh... Dare not underestimate me, though I have been a leader only a short time! With skills inherited from my grandfather, I shall, uh...demonstrate the hot moves we have honed on this land!"
"Ok look if you aren't going to take this seriously I can come back later."
"Ha suck big talk from a puny trainer! Um... I could beat you with just one of my pokemon!" She said tying to bluff.
"Fine then." Ray said with a smile. "Let's make this a one on one."
"Ha you asked for it then! Here is my strongest pokemon!" She yelled throwing a pokeball reveling a slugma. "Ha, um yeah right I don't need my strongest to defeat you!"
"Where the hell is your typhlosion? I kinda wanted to battle him." Ray said looking at the lava slug. "Well let see what bagon can do."
"Bagoon!" He said looking at the slugma while drooling.
"Shit a dragon type." Flannery said to her self as the bagon licked her slugma and was engulfed in flames. "Well that was easy."
"Bagon you dumb ass. Why the fuck would you lick a flaming slug? Get your shit together." Ray yelled at bagon as he was running around the arena. "Right well could we call this a draw?"
"Wait what do you mean?" Flannery asked as bagon ran by on fire.
"Well since you aren't taking this seriously I would hate to have your first battle as a gym leader be as bad as this is going."
"Really? But I'm winning." Flannery said with a smile as bagon send slugma flying out of the ring. "Um well, you would do that for me?"
"Yeah it's no problem." Ray said as bagon was covered in a bright light. "Oh shit."
"What the fuck?" Shelgon asked once he finished evolving.
"Hey you good?" Ray asked looking at shelgon.
"What? Oh yeah I'm good." He said slowly walking over. "Well at least my headache is gone."
"Yeah well someone shot you with a bow." Ray said picking up the arrow-head.
"Really? Who the fuck would do that?"
"Fuck if I know. So you want to come with me or you want to go back?" Ray asked.
"Can you help me evolve?"
"Yeah I can help you."
"Got any weed?"
"What!?"
"Just asking dude. You need to like, chill ok. I will come with you." Shelgon said before going back into his ball.
"Um did that shelgon just talk?" Flannery asked walking up to Ray.
"No I have a translator." Ray said looking at Tink. "Hey you ok?"
"No my headaches are getting worse." She said in pain. "How come he evolves but not me?"
"You will in time but here drink this. It's finally ready." Ray said handing her the blue bottle. "Drink it all and you will have now more headaches."
"Wow the way you just said that it sounds like it will kill me."
"It shouldn't." Ray said looking at her. "Now drink it or it goes in the hard way."
"Um whats the hard way?" Tink asked sniffing the bottle.
"It involves rubber gloves, a tube, and some anal lube."
"Right then." Tink said as she drank it. "God it tastes like a smoothie filtered through a septic tank."
"Ok, now there will be some side effects." Ray said watching her turn pink. "And um well that is one of them."
"THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO ME!?" Tink yelled as Jarvic started to laugh.
"Oh my god! She is so cute!" Flannery said running up to Tink and hugging her. "How did you turn her pink? Is it permanent?"
"No it isnt permanent. Um Tink?" Ray asked looking at her.
"I AM NOT CUTE!" She yelled knocking Flannery back as she glowed in a white light. "I AM A FUCKING GHOST POKEMON AND YOU SHOULD FEAR ME!"
"This should be good." Ray said with a smile as Tink passed out after she finished evolving.
"Hey wake up!" Jarvic yelled as he poked her with his club.
"What the hell was that all about?" Flannery asked as she picked herself up off the floor.
"It would take too long to explain." Ray said as he picked Tink up.
"Why does my head feel like a drum?" Tink asked looking around.
"Well I did make it with ninety proof whiskey."
"Oh that will do it. Wait when the fuck did I evolve?" She asked as she looked over her new form.
"Like less than five minutes ago." Shelgon said popping out of his ball.
"Oh well at least I'm not pink any more."
"Ok right well this is great and all but we kinda have to go back to the top of Mt Chimney again."Ray said heading for the door. "Flannery we will have that rematch later."
"Hey man before we head out I have to ask you something." Shelgon said once the left the gym.
"No I don't have any weed." Ray said looking at him.
"No I just wanted to know if I really did lick a slugma."
"Yeah you did."
Yeah so if you would review, that would be great. Also writing style change after this, chapters will be shorter but i will be able to get them out faster.