Ziggy's Corner: The 14th chapter! There's a surprise guest on the set today! Let's see just who it is!
Vanguard Ziggy! Vanguard Ziggy! Vanguard Ziggy! He's a pretty little girl who likes to sniff cats!
"I'M ON STAGE AGAIN! I'm not part of Avatar the Last Airbender either, you idiot!"
Vanguard Ziggy, Vanguard Ziggy, Vanguard Ziggy! He's a broke, single loser who couldn't get a date if he went to the store and looked for a bag of them!
"Now come on! THAT'S JUST MEAN! And I don't sniff cats either!" I yell. "This is stupid, first you put me on the Sly stage, and now the Avatar set! What is wrong with you?"
Vanguard Ziggy, Vanguard Ziggy, Vanguard Ziggy! He has no idea what the word Vanguard means!
"There are many meanings!" I grumble. "The military type one is the closest to my meaning."
Vanguard Ziggy, Vanguard Ziggy, Vanguard Ziggy! He ate Billy from Billy and Mandy!
"I don't eat people either," I sigh.
Vanguard Ziggy, Vanguard Ziggy, Vanguard Ziggy! He has a poster of the president in a speedo on his wall!
"ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMNED MIND? I DON'T WANT TO SEE THE PRESIDENT IN A SPEEDO! LET ALONE HAVE A POSTER OF HIM!"
Vanguard Ziggy, Vanguard Ziggy, Vanguard Ziggy! He's a stinking low life, traitor to his country!
"How am I a traitor?"
You don't like Fire Lord Pee Wee Herman!
"Pee Wee Herman is NOT THE FIRE LORD YOU BANANA EATING DITZ BRAIN!"
Vanguard Ziggy, Vanguard Ziggy, Vanguard Ziggy! He's jealous of his younger brothers and thinks they'll all much cooler than him!
I stare at the cameras, and sigh. "Is this stupid thing almost over?"
Vanguard Ziggy, Vanguard Ziggy, Vanguard Ziggy! His name is Zhanga didnaling boom box wither balls the fifth!
I blink at the cameras. "You do know you're not supposed to inhale the hydrogen, right?"
Vanguard Ziggy, Vanguard Ziggy, Vanguard Ziggy! He likes to dance on his head while spouting nonsense about French Fried Fish!
"I do not!"
Vanguard Ziggy, Vanguard Ziggy, Vanguard Ziggy! He likes sniffing Firenation and Love's socks, dirty or not!
"Okay that's just STUPID! WHY THE HELL WOULD I SNIFF FIRENATION AND LOVE'S SOCKS?"
They smell pretty! Like popcorn!
"FireNation and Love's socks smell like popcorn?" I raise an eyebrow.
Vanguard Ziggy, Vanguard Ziggy, Vanguard Ziggy! Sly Cooper is pick pocketing his pocket right now.
"SLY YOU ARE NOT HELPING MATTERS!" I shout.
"Sorry, force of habit."
And now you know Vanguard Ziggy!
"I need a publicist."
So how was this? They say to prove you have a sense of humor you have to laugh at yourself. Anyway, up next is Jet!