Chapter 14: 3s a Crowd:
In the morning after the exam, I am sitting in my usual classroom looking at the head ban. I decided to tie it around my right thigh above my shuriken holster. Hidan is sprawled across the table in boredom as Usagi-sensei looks over his list "ALRIGHT BRATS! AS YOU'VE ALL PASSED, I NEED TO TELL YOU YOUR SQUADS BEFORE I CAN SEE THE BACK OF YOU SO SHUT UP AND PAY ATTENTION, I'M NOT REPEATING MYSELF!" He hissed
I jabbed Hidan in the ribs making him sit up and pay attention. Please don't separate us. Usagi started listing off names and telling them their squad name. Every time a squad was announced I felt my insides tighten more. Please, PLEASE!
"Hidan, Junketsu~" Hidan and I both laughed happily in celebration "~ and Yuki, you will be team Aka" We both suddenly stopped celebrating and fell into a state of doomed depression, little storm clouds settling above out heads while Yuki was celebrating "YAOI!" Was all we heard. I'd have been fine with anyone… ANYONE BUT HER!
Hidan and I made good our escape at lunch, being told we'd meet our sensei afterwards. We jumped out the window before Yuki could follow and ran for our lives, looking for somewhere to hide.
We stopped by the river, sitting beneath a tree "I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT! OF ALL THE PEOPLE IN OUR SHIT CLASS, THE SUCUBUS WHORE IS WITH US!" Hidan ranted, swinging his scythe around angrily.
I flop down on the ground to lay on my back, staring up as the sky before closing my eyes, hands tucked under my head for support "We have the worst luck, Bet Usagi-Sensei rigged it to make us suffer" I mumbled in annoyance.
The bright light beaming down on my closed eye lids that made me see red was obscured. I pop an eye open and meet with magenta. Really close magenta. My other eye opens as I flinch in confusion "Hida?" I Ask, voice slightly higher than usual. He's close, too close, as in seriously violating my personal space. I feel his warm breath ripple over my face making me squeak nervously.
Hidan's face is serious and his eyes have that strange shine "I hate her, I'd be fine in just a 2 man cell with you… we don't need anyone else" he purred. I nod slowly, careful not to make too many sudden movements; he was so close we were practically toughing. He smirked down at me strangely…
"YAOI BOYS, OH YAOI BOYS, WHERE ARE YOU!" I heard not too far away. Hidan growled before pulling away releasing a string of curses. He let out a breath I didn't know I was holding.. I scrambled up from my laying position to standing just in time to See Yuki burst out of the bushes "HA, FOUND YOU!" she squealed happily. Hidan seemed to have a dark cloud over his head, shooting little lightning bolts as he glared at her. I laughed a little and she flinched, obviously feeling the dark aura aimed at her. I scratched the back of my neck awkwardly and a slight blush dusting my cheeks. I have no idea what's going on here…
We had lunch and returned to the classroom to find Jonin. Several stood at the front of the room. To say the least they were intimidating. Well, all but one…
"MY ADORABLE SON!" Tou-san squealed and he threw himself at me, arms open for a hug. I side stepped and he flew past me, hitting the closed door we had just entered through. I feel a vein on my forehead pop angrily "THIS IS NOT THE TIME TOU-SAN!" I shouted and tou-san whimpered, waterfalls of tears gushing "But, but, WHY MY DARLING BABY BOY!" suddenly he flickered from where he was to my side, Yanking me into a hug as he rubbed his cheek against mine "WHY ARE YOU SO DISOBEDIENT, WHO HAS POISONED YOU AGAINST YOUR LOVING DADDY?!" He near screamed. MY POOR EARS! I THINK I'M DEAF!
Everyone was staring, the jonin were looking at him like he was crazy, the ones who knew him, slapping their hands over their faces, embarrassed for me. Tou-san suddenly tenses and glares at Hidan "I WAS YOU WASN'T IT HIDAN!" tou-san hissed glaring daggers at him. The Jashinist tenses in panic, Tou-san can be scary…
The killer intent radiating of tou-san made the chibi zealot back up and take shelter behind me as I pinch the bridge of my nose with a sigh I'm going to have to do it, my 'Secret move: Crocodile Eyes' Suddenly I look tou-san in the eye, my pinkie-red eyes becoming wide and threatening to overflow with tears while I make my lower lip shiver "T,Tou-san, why are you so m,mean, I hate mean people" I whimpered in the cutest sad voice I can do.
Anger dissolves into shame and tou-san wells with tears and is suddenly curled up in the corner in the foetal position mumbling 'I have failed my baby, I'm a bad daddy, my little angel hates me' a distinct rain cloud floating above his head.
I smirk at the sight, turning on my heel to make a peace sign at Hidan, I can practically feel a pair of black wings and horns sprouting and Hidan stares down at me "I'm no angel, I'm the devil incarnate" I giggle with a wink
As we are finally sorted into our squads, the newly formed teams and their jonin sensei's dissipate... 3 guesses who our sensei is… Yeah, you guessed it…
"My darling son, I look forward to teaching you! … And your little friends…" I sigh heavily from my spot on the academy roof where tou-san led us. Hidan sweat drops and gives me a look asking silently if tou-san is really like this. I nod and he sighs.
"So meaning we're now a team, let's get to know one another. I'LL GO FIRST! My name is Akiku Makka, Junketsu's daddy, but you can all call me Akiku-sensei, I love my son and wife, I hate anyone who makes Junketsu sad and my dream is to lead my clan to greatness!" He cheered all too happily.
He then points at Yuki who giggles "I am Yuki Aurora, I like my yaoi boys and anime, I hate sour food and boys who won't admit there is sexual tension~" Her amber eyes fell on me and I glared "~ between them and other boys and my dream for the future is to become a kick-ass kunoichi!" she giggled loudly before tou-san's eyes fell on Hidan
"My names Hidan, I like the ways of Jashin and violence and my friend fuck face, especially when we go get ribs, I fucking hate vegetarian food, succubus whores, Pagans and those who defile the ways of Jashin and my dream is to convert as many of you fuckin' heathens to the way of Jashinism and kill all fucks who don't"
Finally, Tou-sans big glassy eyes fall on me in a loving way "Your turn my darling boy" he practically fangirled
"My name is Junketsu, I like training with tou-san and Hidan as well as sultana cookies and BBQ, especially with Hida-Ass-Hole, I hate Fan girls and being bored… my dream for the future… to protect my friends and become strong"
Tou-san nodded approvingly at us "ALRIGHT MY LITTLE ONES! TOMORROW WE DO A TEAM MISSION! MEET ME HERE AT 7AM! DIIIIIISMIIIIISSED"
Suddenly tou-san was in front of me looking bashful, his index fingers lightly pushing against each other and a dopy smile on his face "My darling son, I was wondering if you'd like to get dinner" He asks. Sheesh HE SOUNDS LIKE HE'S ASKING ME OUT! I smile awkwardly "Urm, Hida-ass-hole and I have plans" Tou san deflates sadly "…Alright… maybe next time?" I smile uncomfortably "Sure"
Hidan throws me over his shoulder before tou-san can abduct me, yuki following after us "Sensei is really… unique" she said with a giggle. I sigh, hanging over Hidan's shoulder "you have no fucking idea" I'm bounced on the zealot's shoulder, him angling me more comfortably on his shoulder "Your dad is fucking crazy, the first time we met he shoved a bar of soap in my mouth saying my fucking 'potty mouth' had corrupted your fragile little mind, then proceeded to fuckin death glare at me the rest of the night, he's fuckin psychopathic!" I giggle at the memory; Hidan literally swore bubbles for 20 minutes! He looked like he had rabies!