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Naruto had 8 siblings.

"Shit." Was all Yang could say. She knew prior to this but was still shocked to hear that Naruto came from THIS big of a family. She felt EXTREMELY sorry for his mother's womb by now. "How is her womb not broken?" Yang asked while nearly shouting.

"She's a strong women to go through that much." Blake said.

Moka - Age 23

Vanilla - Age 21

Chocolate - Age 20

Coffee - Age 19

Velvet - Age 18

Honey - Age 16

Fudge - Age 14

Brownie - Age 14

Ruby was trying her hardest not to laugh, but Weiss beat her to it and couldn't stop the laughter from filling the room. The names were so ridiculously hard not to laugh at. Blake began to chuckle and Yang couldn't help but giggles at the names.

"Hey Ruby, what's next? Almond or Coconut?" Yang questioned.

"I don't know, maybe strawberry?" Ruby replied.

"Or Tea?" Blake joined in.

Yes, all of Naruto's siblings shared a similar naming scheme... they were all named after the food that their mother had craved the most during her pregnancy.

"Oh man, that is too rich!" Weiss shouted with glee.

"Maybe that's what her next kid should be named, Sugar!" Yang laughed.

For Moka, the eldest, she had a non-stop craving for mochas of all kinds, so she was named Moka. Vanilla was named after the types of cakes and cupcakes that she would eat during her second pregnancy... with Chocolate being her favorite... hate/love food during her third pregnancy.

"Mmmmmmmm, Chocolate." Ruby licked her lips. If there was one thing more devine then chocolate, she'd call you a liar.

She had a coffee addiction during her fourth pregnancy.

"I hate coffee." Blake said. The bitterness it left in her mouth was about as unsatisfying as Yang's sense of humor.

"Really?" Ruby questioned.

"I prefer tea." Blake chimmed. Not only did tea have greater caffine, it also didn't cause her to go to the bathroom as often.

She had fallen in love with Velvet sweets during her fifth pregancy, thus leading to the birth of the name Velvet.

'Cute.' Ruby thought. If she guessed right, then her kid would be named either strawberry or cookie...

But Ruby shook her head at this thought. Her having a child? What was next? Her fusing with Naruto instead of Yang? And what would it be called? Ruko?

Ruby laughed at her own thoughts.

Then there was Naruto, who was named after narutomaki... and the fact that he looked like his ancestor Naruto made his name easy.

"Why Narutomaki?" Blake questioned herself in a whisper.

His mother had a dire craving for ramen during her pregnancy with him, so she named him after the most eye catching part of the ramen.

"Ramen... Why am I not somehow surprised by this. Why Ramen though out of all those foods?" Weiss questioned herself.

"Because it's magically delicious?" Yang asked while Ruby made a rasberry.

Honey was his younger sister, and it was easy to see why she was named after that.

'Yeah.' Team RWBY thought. Sweets in all honestly lead up to one thing, honey.

Fudge and Brownie were twin boys, the only male siblings that Naruto had. They were named for obvious reasons as well.

'Too obvious.' Weiss thought.

"Hey Bunny Boy, nice to see you again." A young woman, not too much older than 20 years old said with a smile on her face. Naruto was frozen, he had thought that she would be here later. The woman looked JUST like Velvet, but she had shoulder length hair, and her eyes were shaped a little differently... and darker in color. She had no chest at all, and but the rest was a spot on match for Naruto's elder sister.

"Hmmmm, no chest. Such a shame." Yang said. Still feeling proud of her assets.

"Moka... of course." Naruto said as he greeted his oldest sister, and she watched into the room... revealing that walking behind her were multiple other Rabbit Faunus.

They were all, but one of them, wearing the same style of clothing... a brown suit with the family crest on the back of it. Even the females wore the same thing, but they wore it much tighter than the two men of the group.

...

Naruto's rabbit ears fell slightly when he saw that his father wasn't among the group of family.

"His father didn't show? That's sad." Ruby said.

"Ruby, there's almost 11 people in our room. I doubt we'll have any room for more." Weiss chidded Ruby.

"Congrats little bro." The next oldest of the siblings said with a smile on her face, and she looked like Moka... only she was rather flat in the rear end, and well endowed in the chest... and she was as tall as Naruto himself. She was the tallest, with Naruto being her match, among the siblings. She gave Naruto a kiss on the lips, a very short and innocent peck, before she moved into the room, and covered her nose with disgust.

"So many... Rabbits." Blake muttered.

"Gross, this room smells like humans." Vanilla said with a slightly racist tone of voice. She was a racist, but she was a shy racist... if faced with a human, her shyness would kick in and she couldn't insult them.

"A racist faunus, that's new." Weiss said. To her, there was a one sided viewpoint to racism when it came to humans and fauna.

The next girl... was Chocolate... and she actually had mocha colored skin, most likely from her own school that she went to... she went to the school in Vacuo, meaning she had been exposed to a LOT of sunlight... not a huntsmen school... it was actually a fashion design school. She had light brown hair, and darker brown eyes when compared to the others. She was completely petite... and she was short... being 5'0" in height.

"Kinda like Ruby." Yang pointed out.

"Good on you mate, you smell like a man now." Chocolate complimented her brother as she gave him a pat on the shoulder... barely reaching it.

"Smell like a man?" Blake asked as she raised an eyebrow at the implication.

"Brother!" The twins called out as they jumped onto their brother, and he wrapped his arms around them and hugged them. They were exact copies of each other, having boyishly short hair, and the same rounded eyes Naruto had... but with pale skin instead of his genetically strange peach skin.

'They're are kinda cute.' Weiss thought.

Naruto sniffed the two of them, the one on the right was Fudge, and the one on the left was Brownie.

'Okay it's official, they're adorable.' Weiss kept on repeating.

"Boys, it is a pleasure... you've grown." Naruto said as his brothers snuggled their faces into the nape of his neck. They had happy looks on their faces, like him... like he once was, they couldn't smell pheromones, so while they could smell the human on him, they were blissfully unaware of the fact everyone smelled of sex pheromones at this point... almost everyone.

"Thank goodness they can't smell it." Weiss said.

Honey should be going into heat this very year, at some point.

"Spoke too soon." Weiss said.

"Yep." Yang confirmed.

"Congrats Naruto!" The two spoke in unison as they jumped off of Naruto and started to wonder around the room curiously.

Cats were the only curious creature.

Speaking of Honey, she was smiling at him and she pushed in her wheelchair by Coffee... and no, Honey wasn't paralyzed. She simply had a broken leg. She was a shorter girl, though taller than the shortest sister, standing at 5'2"... and she had the longest hair, with it touching the ground now that she was in a sitting position.

"What she do to break a leg? If Naruto can turn the ground into lava without burning his legs off, what would cause her to break it?" Yang asked.

"I wish I could have seen you become a man." Honey said, with Coffee ruffling Honey's hair.

"Seen it, and it wasn't pretty." Ruby said while feeling her face heat up.

"Saw it, don't regret it." Yang said while making a silly face.

"Watched it, and didn't enjoy it." Weiss mentioned, or lied.

"No comment." Blake brushed off. Like Weiss.

"Don't worry, you will become a woman soon... and then it will be our job to help you through it. Just focus on healing that bum leg."

Coffee said, trying to cheer Honey up. While Honey had honey brown hair, Coffee had the darkest shade of brown hair, almost black in color. She had a pencil in her hair... and she had thick glasses over her eyes, with the back of her hair done in a tight bun. She had a smart air about her... she was interested in helping with finances as well as sewing in the family business, and inventing new ways to infuse dust into clothing.

She used her pencil to scratch the inside of Honey's cast.

Finally... there was Naruto's mother.

Alice Scarlatina.

She was a younger woman for a mother, only being 40 years old and very youthful. She didn't have any wrinkles, but she did have a wise look to her warm brown eyes. Her hair was done in a braid that went over her right shoulder. She was the only person wearing something different than the others. She was rather average height, being 5'7" with her long rabbit ears folded down about halfway up them. She had large breasts, a little over the DD-cup in size... over, as in, she was well over that size... and her stomach was bulging.

A lot, and it was visible through her white dress.

She was 8 and a half months pregnant after all.

"Correction Weiss, there is 12 people in the room now." Yang called out.

"Mommy." Naruto said as he wrapped his arms around her with a happy smile on his face. Naruto blushed for a moment when she wrapped her arms around him. "I mean... mother." Naruto corrected himself, and Alice smiled lightly.

Team RWBY held mixed reactions to that slip up Naruto had.

Ruby gushed at Naruto, Mr. Badass call his mom "Mommy".

Weiss stiffled a laugh which almost broke through her mouth.

Blake smiled a bit. Liking how Naruto could still be a momma's boy at heart.

Yang grinned a bit... until she thought of her own mother. Raven.

"I like Mommy better... I am so proud of my little man. Can you help your dear old mother sit down, I shouldn't be walking too much." Alice said with a smile as Naruto helped her out to walk towards his own bed. She sat down on the edge of it, and let out a deep exhausted sigh... there wasn't much that she was able to do right now.

"Besides multiply?" Weiss suggested.

"That's what rabbits are technically meant for... Right?" Yang asked.

"So, how does being a man feel?" Honey asked Naruto curiously, and he shrugged.

"What about sex makes a boy a man?" Ruby questioned. Blake was about to answer until she stopped herself.

What did she know? She never had sex before, and she most certainly wasn't a man.

"It doesn't feel much different, but my stomach hurts from the cinnamon." Naruto admitted, while everyone who had gone through their heats nodded in agreement.

"In Naruto's definiation, being a man gives you an upset stomach." Yang joked.

"Hey Bunny Boy, is little Vel around?" Moka asked curiously. She had sent Velvet a message saying that it they would be arriving earlier than expected.

"She can't walk, she had to handle a stud with only the help of a human girl." Vanilla said with a slightly smirk on her face.

It literally took a family of Rabbit Faunus to sedate a Rabbit Faunys in their first heat for a reason... and Velvet managed it with only a single human to help her.

"Hmmm, I didn't know that." Weiss murmured.

She deserved a rest.

"Big time. Right?" Yang said while making a size with her hands apart.

"I don't need the one eyed tentacle monster to haunt my eyes again!" Ruby shouted.

"Oooooooh, this girl has some taste." Coffee said as she went through the drawer in the room and glanced over the clothes of the girls that Naruto was teamed with.

'OH NO! PLEASE NO!' Blake thought with absolute panic! That was her...

She pulled out some of the sluttiest panties that she had ever seen before. They were barely there, a thong among thongs, where the front of it was simply shaped like a butterfly.

...underwear drawer.

"Wooo! Shake it like a hot biscuit!" Yang shouted before Blake shoved her off of the couch.

"Can't take a joke Blake," Yang said as she felt herself sitting on something. Pulling a book out from underneath, she looked at it and found out it was a book. She then read the title.

Naruto The Man with Ten Tails.

"Hmmmm, whatever." Yang said as she threw it over her shoulder and sat back down on the couch.

"Coffee, put the panties away." Alice lectured her daughter kindly, and she groaned and put the panties back in their place.

"No fun." Coffee complained lightly, before Alice held her stomach, and Naruto sat on the bed and looked down at her stomach.

"Quadruplets, 3 girls and a boy... I am going to name them Coco, Pancake, Cupcake, and Peanut." Alice said as she told him the names that she already picked out. Naruto didn't mention that Velvet had a friend named Coco, since Alice would already know the answer to that one.

"15 now, geeze they're multiplying like..." Weiss began but stopped midway. "Rabbits!" She exclaimed in surprise. She honestly had never seen a family this large before or had come across one this fast at popping babies out!

She herself... hadn't ever been around a baby, but she heard enough to know they were much responsibility.

Responsibility she wasn't ready to handle.

"Enough about the babies, lets celebrate Naruto popping his cherry!" Chocolate said with a large smile on her face.

"What's wrong with this family?" Ruby asked with a shocked expression. "And what-

"It means to lose your virginity!" Blake shouted at Ruby. She was beyond the point of being sick of Ruby's ignorance to almost everything sexual.

"Popping his cherry!" Fudge and Brownie called out with wide grins on their faces, repeating whatever they heard without a care.

"Little devils." Weiss muttered. Her thoughts of the twins changed at how rambunctious they were. IT seemed they couldn't care about what they were saying.

"I'll say." Yang chimmed.

"Chocolate, boys... calm yourselves. We will celebrate, but not without everyone here. Velvet still has to show up, and her friend Coco helped so she will be allowed in as well... and Iron is Naruto's friend, it is only right for him to take part." Alice told them all gently, but sternly. She didn't mention Naruto's father, because she knew for a fact that he wasn't going to be able to come.

'I wonder why?' Ruby asked herself.

'I hope he's not like mine.' Weiss thought with a deep frown. Her father was worse of the worst. A controlling cynical man who never smiled once in her childhood. Not once.

"Oh, this bed smells like cat... how are you not freaking out all the time with your phobia of cats?" Vanilla asked as she smelled one of the beds.

"I think phobia is a bit redundant." Blake said with distate in her voice. While she wasn't too thrilled at her doppleganger's actions, she was still horrified at the thought of her becoming a possessive monster... like a certain someone.

"Coming from the girl who chased him." Yang said to Blake.

"Coming from 'Intense make out session'?" Blake asked back to Yang who almost burst into flames at that being said.

"Watch it..." Yang muttered.

"Cat Faunus, I have a Cat Faunus for a teammate... she chased me... I don't like her very much. I'm afraid she will chase me again." Naruto admitted as he shrank in on himself. It wasn't his fault that he went through a very traumatic experience that involved a lion that caused him to have a crippling fear of cats.

"I'm not scary." Blake said with anger.

"You can be scary." Yang pointed out.

"Name one time." Blake interrogated.

"I have a booklet... but I left it in my other shorts." Yang said as Blake palmed her face. "But we can go back a few chapters if you like?"

"Let's just continue." Blake suggested.

"Gross, a Schnee... that is even worse than a normal human." Vanilla said as she sniffed another bed. This one smelled so much like dust that it had to be a Schnee, all Faunus knew what a Schnee smelled like... it helped that Naruto actually sent a message that he was on a team with a Schnee.

"That's disturbing." Weiss said at the fact that ALL Faunus knew what she smelled like. So if one wanted to kill her, they'd have no issue looking for her.

"Nah, I think Nora's pretty easy to smell." Ruby mentioned. "She always smells like maple syrup."

"Sickening, smell this... this smells like the bed of a loose woman." Moka said as she sniffed the top bunk on the right side of the room. The bed was unmade, very messy, and it smelled of somebody that was absolutely ripe with sex pheromones. It was completely... well the person in the bed smelled like a bitch in heat.

"HEY!" Yang shouted at the wording the book used. She looked down at the book before tossing it at the TV. The book bounced off of the TV and flew at Weiss. This time though, she managed to dodge it.

"HA!" She laughed. But the book fell on the lid of the bowl, which caused it to spin wildly in the air, before smacking her in the back of the head, and caused the cushion she was sitting on to fly up and smash her into the table.

This room was CURSED!

A book flew from under the cushion and landed on Ruby's lap. She looked at the title.

Naruto the Dream fox

"Huh, there's a lot of books in here." Ruby said as she placed the lighter book on the table next to her... which vanished into nothingness.

Weiss got up and looked at her team in a fury.

"Stop throwing things at the TV! My head is not indestructible!" Weiss shouted as she began to fix the couch and almost tripped on another book that was by her foot. She picked it up and read it out loud.

Naruto the Scythe Master Remastered

"Who keeps leaving these books around?" Weiss called out as she kicked it across the floor.

"Sounds cool, but let's finish this story." Ruby said to Weiss as she watched the book slide off into the distance.

"Oh, young love." Alice said with a fond smile on her face.

"If it's not both ways it's just a crush." Blake claimed since she was in love... once.

"How would you... Oh, so is there a boyfriend you had?" Yang questioned.

"No." Blake responded with anger. She would never admit to her past. Ever.

Even if it came back to haunt her one day.

"I don't like her, she is really weird." Naruto told his mother, and she sent him a knowing smile. She didn't say a word at first, but she just smiled wider.

Yang felt like she had been shot through the heart at that comment. Almost like all of her happiness was obliterated all in front of her eyes and within her ears.

'Don't like me...' Yang muttered to herself in her mind. It was almost like a boxing glove had pummled her feels. Right between the eyes.

She felt like she was going to die at that moment.

"Oh Naruto, my baby boy... love works in mysterious ways. One day, that weird girl may just be the girl on your warm, walking down the path to marraige with." Alice said as she placed her hand on his thigh so that she could lean up and place their foreheads together.

She jumped a little when she felt a tiny kick in her womb, but she didn't mention it.

"I'm sorry, but Yang, don't let what he said hurt you. He'd never mean it." Weiss said to Yang who felt absolutely devastated at rejection.

"You two realize he's fake right?" Blake questioned. She was REALLY beginning to question her teams mindsets.

"Yeah, just give me a minute." Yang said as she got a napkin to blow her nose.

She could get emotional too at times.

Today was about Naruto after all.

"Ohohoho, and Dust Infused clothing already... you move fast Bunny Boy." Moka said as she looked at some Dust Infused clothing, and she could tell that they were done by Naruto's hand... and very recently.

"See, he cared enough to do that for you. That must tell you something about him." Weiss said to Yang who nodded.

Naruto groaned and held his head with his hands.

This was so embarassing!

"Easy for you to say bunny boy..." Yang muttered as her signature grin came back full force.

She'd win his heart for sure!