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Jack and Sally laid awake on the bed, thinking.

"I just thought of something." said Jack. "Hmmm?" asked Sally from his arms. "If we have a child on the way, we really ought to head home."

"Oh Jack! Don't let me ruin our aniversary!" said Sally. Jack chuckled. "You say that like its a bad thing. I wouldn't blame you Sally...just responsiblity. Now, I know you must be pregnant, for I am being the rational one. That only happens when you're out of sorts." Jack joked.


The next morning, the four gathered in the kitchen for some breakfast. Sam and Suzy were cooking pancakes and bacon.

"Hey, Harry!" Jake called, heading into the living room. "C'mere." So Harry did. They sat on the couch, and Jake let out a sigh before asking;

"Dude, have you been messing with my sister?"

"What? Do you mean...oh, God no!" exclaimed Harry.

Jake glared. "What? Are you saying she's ugly?"

Harry put up his hands. "No! Sam's beautiful! I would love to screw your sister!" and at this point Suzy came out of the kitchen to ask if they wanted syrup on their pancakes.

"Oh!" she exclaimed, blushing. "I'm going to go now..." and she scurried into the kitchen. Harry palm-slapped his forehead.

"Great! Sam's gonna think I'm a pervert!"


"Did they want syrup?" asked Sam when Suzy came back into the kitchen.

Suzy looked wide-eyed at Sam. "Yes." she said in a spacey voice.

"Are you okay Suzy?" asked Sam, concerned as to why her friend was so flushed.

"Fine." Suzy squeaked.


"I'm just saying, Sam is my sister, and if you're messing with her..." Jake threatened.

"No!" said poor Harry.

Jake grinned. "Okay then. Lets have some pancakes!" leaving Harry bewildered.


hahaha sorry, just a little misunderstanding there...reviews?