A/N: I am sorry I haven't updated lately but I do have a life full of people… but the reason I haven't updated is cause I had a major case of writers block. I still have it but I will write random stuff cause I don't know what to write so sorry if this is a bad chapter. And read all the stories by TwilightloveandFaximumRide (my friend who likes reveiws and says she writes Uber stories
On with the story!!!
Chapter12:
Max POV
I walked Danni up to my room with Iggy behind us trying to get to his. A moment later a little blond girl riding a deer (???) jumped out of a bush and followed us inside. I didn't notice her until we were in the hideout.
"And this is my room! Don't break anything unless it isn't mine or I say it is ok." I said.
"Ok then…?"She flopped onto my bed and turned on my iPod that was left there from this morning.
I walked over to the bed and started to pick up all of the pillows.
"What are you doing Max?"
"You didn't honestly think we were sleeping in here tonight did you?"
She looked confused.
"Grab my blanket and follow me."
She did as I told her and showed her to our secret hide out.
She gasped when she saw it.
"Are you kidding me!? How did you find this place? Whoa! COOL!!!"
I just stood there staring at her thinking about how no one else freaked out when I showed them.
I pretended to yawn and look down at my pretend watch. She saw me and rolled her eyes at me.
"Well sor-ry if this is the coolest thing I have ever seen!!!"
"Yeah, and we aren't even inside yet. Let's go." I dragged the 'o' on for a sec before walking in.
"Are you sure this is safe?"
"Are you saying you don't trust me? I feel un-special."
And again she rolled her eyes.
"Hey, Trinity…?" Danni raised her eyebrows at the grey-eyed girl holding a leaf over her face and trying to blend with the wall. The wooden wall.
"Uhh…" I said in the awkward moment. I wasn't sure if I should break her nose or offer her a magical narwhal cookie.
"Hey little antiderm," Danni said, like, I'm cool with stalkers. Invite her inside!
"Right… and that means…" I muttered.
"Oh don't tell me you haven't heard antidermis. Even I've heard antidermis, and you know how popular I am," Trinity said, walking over and sitting down next to me.
"Okay, so what's antidermis?" I asked finally.
"Antidermis is like uber. You can say it anytime. Like, 'Eww, that's so antidermis' or 'Yay, how antidermis!'. See what I mean?" Trinity explained.
"Uhh, no. You might as well grab a pillow. We're watching…" I looked for a movie without a hot guy on the cover. There weren't any. I searched though Iggy's DVD section. House Bunny. Greeeat.
Danni was fake-asleep after the first twenty minutes.
"Coke?" I offered Trinity. She took a sip and handed it back. It was empty.
"Dude," I said. She giggled and hiccupped.
"You know who's yummy?" Trinity asked, like she was drunk off Coke.
"Fang?" I muttered sarcastically. Oh shit. Yes he was. Wait.
I heard Danni snort in her fake sleep.
"Wanna call him?" giggled Trinity.
"What the fu-"I started
"Oh my god, Max!" Danni said, finally 'waking up' and sitting straight up," We never apologized!"
I jumped up just as Trinity hurled on the floor. Wow.
"Too bad you don't-"hiccup-"have a pet unicorn. You can borrow mine."
I glanced at her and grabbed a mop out of the closet.
"Clean it up. Barf in here." I said, throwing Trinity a bucket.
She giggled again and flopped over, asleep, finally crashing out of her sugar-high.
"Let's go!" Danni yelled," pushing open the secret back door. We ran four feet to Fang/Nudge/Angel/Gazzy's front door. Danni raised her fist to knock violently.
"Danni! It's like three am!" I said, thinking of little Angel and grabbing Danni's fist.
"What are you going to do, pull a Romeo? Wait, eww. But seriously, climb the wall?"
"No, Danni, fly," I rolled my eyes (irony much?)," Let's throw Trinity at the window."
I heard Trinity gurgle and choke on her spit from the house.
"I'll take that as a no… give me a boost." I said.
"If you say so," Danni yawned. I pushed myself up and threw open a window.
"Ow, my boobs! Oh god. Max, step higher," gasped Danni. I reached up and dragged myself in. Like a stalker. Let's add that to the list of my incredible traits.
"I'll just wait here…" Danni backed way. I smacked my forehead on a dresser and sucked back a scream. What a delicious day this was becoming. Poof, a unicorn! Oh, wait, it's-
"Max? What are you doing here?" Fang practically yelled.
"What are you doing here?" I countered.
"Yes. What could I be possibly doing in my room at four am in my bed?"
"Well… there's a lot of things you could be doing but I mean-"
He threw a book at my head.
"Look, I'm only here to apologize and oh my god who sleeps without a shirt on?!" I said, looking away. Ahh, he was too delicious! Okay, kidding. Kind of. Maybe not. I don't know, okay, don't pressure me!
"Uh, I do." He said.
"No kidding? Are you at least wearing pants?" I said, still not looking at him.
"Wow, Max, let me check," he rolled his eyes, swinging himself out from under the sheet.
"Jesus god!" I gasped, covering my eyes.
"They're boxers. I think that counts."
"Uh, no, it doesn't. Put on some clothes. Now."
"Don't tell me what to do," he threatened.
"Make me."
Just then, we heard Nudge's music come on through the wall. WTF. It was that lame chick with the double identity. Hannah Kentucky? Hannah Montana. Whatever. The song was unintentionally perverted. Like, Nobody's perfect (in bed) I gotta work it (in bed) Again and again 'till I get it right (…)
See? But apparently Fang didn't realize. He was a lame-o.
"So, I'm sorry, okay?" I said.
"For?"
I ground my teeth together. "For accidently flinging food at you and not Liss-prat."
"Liss-prat?" he raised his eyebrows.
"Liss-slut? Liss-prick? Fine. Lissa, okay? Happy?" I said, crossing my arms.
"Do you mean it?" he asked, taking a step toward me.
"Not really."
"How about now?"
"Uh, no."
"Now?"
"Yep."
"Really?"
"No."
He was right up in my face.
"And now? Do you mean it now."
"N-" I cut off when I realized I was backed up against a wall. Smooth, Max, smooth.
He was totally breathing on my face. It was citrusy and minty at, and I repeat, four in the morning. Whose breath smells-and tastes-that good at four in the morning?
I wanted to make out/kiss (preferably the first one) him sooo bad, it wasn't even funny.
He wrapped his arms around my waist and pulled my forward hard enough that my feet got knocked out from under me. I put one hand on his super-delicious chest for support and died. Okay not literally. Still. I got my wish though, and made out with him for a solid minute and nine seconds before someone knocked on the door.
Knock, knock "FANG!" Knock, knock "FANG!" Knock, knock "FANG!" Knock, knock-
"WHAT, Nudge?" Fang exploded.
"Um… I forgot. Sorry. Bye! Oh, and Max wants to know if you have a six-pack!" Nudge called.
"Tell her she knows what I have," Fang yelled back. I tapped him upside the head.
"Mm. It's true." He muttered.
"Yeah, well, you could have told her you have an…" I traced the outline of his abs, "Eight-pack."
"I could," he muttered. This was a weird turn of events.
"Oh my god, Danni!" I remembered, running to the window. I looked down and saw her lying on the grass bleeding out of her shoulder. Heavily. How the hell…?
I pulled the window open and started to duck out.
"Max." Fang said. He held up a ring of keys. "Front door."
"Good point." I agreed, taking off down the stairs. Fang followed me.
"Put some pants on and come on!" I yelled over my shoulder.
"Too late," Fang said, following me in his black boxers. I threw myself against the door. Fang put the key
in patiently and opened the door. We ran out to where Danni was bleeding.
"Danni!" I said, falling on my knees next to her and shaking her.
"She's losing blood," warned Fang.
"No dip!" I yelled sarcastically," Get my mom!"
Fang was about to slam on the door.
"Hello," said Trinity dreamily, floating out of the woods and stopping in front of Fang. Mist came up
behind her and lifted her hair up in a halo around her. You could actually see each gold strand.
"Move, Trinity!" I yelled at her. She turned her head toward me and floated slightly to the left. Fang
pounded on the door and slid one fingernail into the lock. It twisted sideways and he opened the door.
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A/N: Sorry this chapter took so long. It was really fun to write and also it is longer than the usual chapter. I would of posted it last night but I kind of fell asleep before that was story is dedicated to all of my faithful readers and all of my trusty reviewers.
Also a BIG thx to Twilightloveandfaximumride for helping me out. (You should really read her stories. (They r totally Uber!!!
I really hope you liked this chapter and if you guys get me 10 reviews then I will update again and I will try to get my friend to help out again.
Im tired now so I am going to start writing the next chapter a soon as possible.
Even though it is 1 in the afternoon I am going to go take a nap.
~Nightworldbyanyothername and Twilightloveandfaximumride (She helped by typing some and contributing her ideas! Read her stories!!!)