Disclaimer: I don't own any of the two groups. If I did, well, I'd have my own assassination squad! Well, I DO own Sakura, but she's only a kid… OH and I lay claim to me Youko cookies as wellz!
{AN: Well, I'm glad all of you liked the many chapters in one day! I did them all within two hours, which was awesome, if I do say so myself! *bows deeply*. In this chapter, however, I'm expressing my hatred of the male species in this chapter. You see, long story short, I was used. Period. Ok, ramble time.
A friend of mine, whom I dated when I was a freshman, had made a fake account on yahoo. He texted my email (saying he liked my story…but the thing was I didn't' use that email for ANY story….) anyways, he acted like a whole different person. Like a mix of Youko and Sesshoumaru I guess. And that is my ideal guy. Dark, but nice in some wayz, and smexy pervy!
So, this guy, my so called friend, confessed after months of pretending to be my dream guy! Then he asked if I would go out with him, in not so many words. We had fun, a little too much I think now (had sex and fore play and all that). Then he doesn't talk to me at all. I tell him I felt used, he apologizes and says that I wasn't. Then, after a while he texts me (after not talking smexy at all!) and says he doesn't want to lead me on, and that he feels like he's using me! *growls* I was so pissed off but I acted like it was all fine. God damn it! I wanna hurt him so bad!
Then he says he's interested in my FRIEND! My bestest friend ever! She's like a sister, and he tells me that he wants to date her!!!! Of all people he could date! Do any of you REALIZE how pissed off that made me! Gawd, I'd hit him if I could! *pounds fist*
The MOST IRONIC thing ever is that my best friend isn't even remotely interested in him, at all! Sure, I only like him for the way he acted, dark and naughty and all that, but she is a virgin, and says bjs and masturbating are bad! And he thinks she'd actually do things with him! HA! Yeah right!!!! I know her way better, she blushed when she lost her first kiss earlier THIS YEAR! And she's 17! SEVENTEEN!!!!!
Gawd, I'm just so pissed…. *coughs and looks over ranting* well, that's what's happened since those chapters. Yeah, a lot. OH! And we were dating, at least I had been under that impression. Jeez, I had thought we were. If I'd known we were only "fuck buddies" as he put it, then I wouldn't have had sex with him! God! Bastard!
Well, I'm going to stop ranting now. And I apologize if there are any male readers. Really, I'm not mad at all males. Just users, and two-timers, and abusers. That's all, really…other than that it's a long chapter, I think…. *shrugs* its okay I guess. Wrote it while talking to a friend and vent my anger. Got some ideas for it while talking to him.
Anyways, I wont hold this up any longer. On to reviews.
Lady Sesshoumaru-sama: Thankys for your two reviews! *hands you two purple Youko cookies* please review again!
Yorushihe: *grins* yes, three in a row. Sadly, after that I got kinda pissed off. I updated almost all of them at once. #11 was almost all in a row. Youko cookies are meant for eating. Chibi Youko is meant for cuddling. I might get fox cookie design. Mayyybe… It is sad they crumble when you try to cuddle them. I can try and get chibi Youko out of the forest for you to cuddle! Lol, I don't know if what happens is what you guessed. Maybe…. *grins* lmao, luv the restaurant comparison! Adorable! Kitten curiosity, very dangerous, lmao, and Kagome might get her world rocked….maybe Youko, or even Shippo! Lol! Loved the review! *hands you a nice silver Youko cookie* please review again!
Skullqueencb: I love that you loves it! Lol, and you're supposed to share the cookies! *hands you a nice green cookie* please review again!
Cosmic-lover: Of course he's still horny, what kitsune isn't!? I don't know if you'll like this chapter. Maybe, maybe not. I don't know…..hope you do, somewhat! OMG I am SO jealous of your tattoo! You simply must take a picture and set it as your picture display on here! I am so curious! On senior skip day I was planning on getting a tattoo, that might be the one! *grins* but I want to see what it looks like first! Please oh please! You simply must post it!!! A good way to see if something is sensitive is to grab it and pinch it lightly, then tickle it. That, and we use it a lot, so theres a lot of strain on that muscle, I think :P…I love you shared that info with me! I feel so loved! Lmao, thankys! *hands you a special white and red Youko cookie* strawberry ice cream flavored. In celebration of your new tattoo! *grins*
Vampire_rose91: I was trying to make it mysterious! Thankys for liking it. I thought it was a wonderful place to end! Lol, hope you review again! *hands you a purple Youko cookie8 grape flavored!
Tohru78: I'm happy you loved those chapters. I hope you like this one too! *hands you a blue Youko cookie* I hope you review again!
Akatsuki-Fan389: I hope this one was just as great! *hands you a blue Youko cookie* hope you review again!
Violet Shadow Kurayami: Cute name! lol, I'm happy another reviewr loves this story! Lol, shes not mad, but you'll see :D quick question though, Kagome doesn't have a chibi form, how would she go chibi? Or did you mena it'd be kawaii if sakura went chibi when they met, and kags would cuddle her then? Is that what you meant? Lol, I plan on that happening! *grins* well, heres your first Youko cookie! *hands you a pink Youko cookie* I hope you review again! Its strawberry flavored! Lol
That's all of them, I hope everyone reviews again! And that no one is mad at me for this chapter! *looks around uncertainly* I might have gone over the top, but I was mad when I wrote it, and I like it this way….
Anyways, I hope everyone likes it while they munch on me Youko cookies!
ENJOYZ!!!}
After a minute of nothing happening, Kurama opened his right eye an inch to see what Kagome was doing. Finding her staring at him intently wasn't what he had been expecting.
Kagome internally smirk when Kurama finally looked at her. Leaning forwards Kagome kept on looking into his eyes while getting closer and closer to his face. Kurama gulped and leaned back slightly, hitting his head on the tree unintentionally.
Wincing Kurama blinked a few times, re-focusing on Kagome's frowning face getting closer to his. 'What is she doing!?' frantically Kurama looked around before relaxing as a thought struck him. 'She wont do anything reckless, she's too innocent for-'
Kagome's lips on his cut off his thought, and Kurama's eyes widened in shock at what had just happened, before closing them and tilting his head to deepen the kiss. 'So he does like me…' Kagome thought, smiling into the kiss before pulling her hand out of his gently, and wrapping her arm around his neck to balance herself.
Kurama groaned and wrapped his arms around her waist, pulling her towards him. Kagome looked down in confusion as he ended the kiss suddenly and froze. "Kurama?"
Kurama had beads of sweat going down his face while his skin tone had gone chalk white. Kagome tilted her head in confusion as his arms slipped from around her waist, to rest on her hips. Tilting his head back Kurama held onto Kagome and gently lifted her off of him.
Kagome looked down and gasped, blushing red. "Oh, Kurama! I'm so sorry! Are you okay!?"
Kurama shook his head in the negative and moved Kagome further off of him, placing her legs on either side of him on the large tree branch. In his hast to get her closer to him, he had forgotten that her leg was between his. He had pulled her into him too quickly, and she had kneed him right where it hurts the most.
Kurama trembled as Kagome kneeled above him worriedly. 'Oh, please be okay Kurama!' "Do you want some ice?"
Kagome moved to stand up but Kurama quickly grabbed her arms to stop her. "No, I-I'll be okay, Kagome. Just…wait a minute or two." Kurama stammered out. Damn, it hurt like a hell bee sting! "It's my fault, I forgot where your leg was…" Kurama whispered, "Just….let me hold you for a second…"
Kagome blushed beat red and nodded slowly, trembling as she slowly, carefully, wrapped her arms around Kurama in a sort of hug. Kurama sighed and buried his nose in her hair while closing his eyes.
"Yo, Kurama! What's up with you and that Kagome friend of Keiko's!?" Kurama groaned and buried his face further in Kagome hair, shielding himself from his obnoxious friends, Yusuke and Kuwabara.
"Urameshi, I don't think what he's doing is gentlemanly." Kagome giggled softly before turning and looking down at the two boys over her right arm.
"He is being gentlemanly. He's just tired, that's all. Now please, go away!" Kagome made a shooing motion with her left hand over Kurama's shoulders, careful to not hurt him further.
Yusuke and Kuwabara frowned up at Kagome before a buzzing noise caught their attention. Turning Kuwabara and Yusuke watched over their shoulders in astonishment, as in slow motion, a toy airplane buzzed towards them.
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Youko sighed as they finally arrived at the site he had left the group. "Sakura, we're here. Lets rest a while and have something to eat." It was mid-day and he had been listening to her rumbling stomach all morning long. It had almost driven him insane.
Sakura grinned and nodded before dashing off into the tree line happily in search of food. Youko sighed and shook his head. 'Toshi, my friend, you've left me with quiet a problem.' Youko looked towards the way the rest of the group had gone and decided to continue walking. 'She can find me when she comes back.'
It went un-noticed to Youko that the flower on Inuyasha's head had wilted and died, loosing its potency. He didn't noticed the dog hanyou moving until he had walked between two short trees. He had decided to stray off the path and look for any fire wood to cook what Sakura caught with.
Inuyasha's ear twitched before he moved to a sitting position. A small rock was lying innocently on the ground and a low tree branch was pushed out of the way by Youko's legs. But, unluckily for the hanyou that had just woken up, the rock and branch were right by each other, and the branch was at the most perfect height for what was to happen.
Right as Inuyasha was pulled over the rock his eyes crossed in pain, he was also hit square in the head by a powerful tree branch swinging back into place. Sighing, but it was more like a groan, Inuyasha flopped back down in agony. Because of his movements Inuyasha had moved himself to a slightly diagonal path of what Youko was walking, setting himself up for a tree square in the legs.
Youko, unaware of Inuyasha's awakening, kept on walking full speed.
"EEEYYYOWWWWWWW!!!!!" Jumping Youko turned around quickly, ready for a fight, but what he found was a wide-awake Inuyasha sitting up holding his crotch in obvious agony. "WHAT THE FUCK!? WHERE THE HELL AM-" Inuyasha's words were cut off as a large rock was thrown at his head, knocking him out cold.
Youko breathed a sigh of relief and grabbed his heart, until a rocketing pain shot through him as well. "Damn it Sakura!" Youko snarled, gripping himself and kneeling on the ground to relax his pounding muscles.
"Oh! Uncle Youko! I'm so sorry!" Sakura squealed, dropping her other rocks and dashing to her uncles side. "Is there anything I can do uncle?" Sakura asked, kneeling down at her uncles level and looking at him with a guilty face.
Youko shook his head breathing deeply. "No, I'm fine. Just give me a moment." Youko looked up and felt bad for yelling at his….niece. "Listen, just go and make a fire. Cook what you caught."
Sakura looked to the ground, bashfully. "Um, well…." Youko looked at her blankly, making her blush slightly. "I haven't caught anything yet. I hear that guy scream, so….I rushed here!"
Youko slowly closed his eyes. Opening them again he looked to the sky for a second before looking at Sakura again. "Fine. Then go catch something, and then make a fire!"
Sakura gulped and nodded before jumping away, leaving Youko kneeling in the forest with a once more unconscious Inuyasha and a throbbing little Youko.
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"What the hell!?" Yusuke muttered before his eyes widened comically. It wasn't only a airplane. It was also a second airplane.
"Urameshi, I have a baaad feeling about this…" Yusuke looked at Kuwabara before looking back to the approaching planes.
"Me too. Maybe we should-SHIT!!!" Yusuke jumped in the air screaming as one of the planes rammed into his backside, hitting his balls and making him see stars.
Gulping Kuwabara turned around to run away but before he could the other plane nailed him right in his crotch as well, making rainbow stars dance infront of his eyes. "Ouch…"
Kagome looked down, watching as the two fell down slow motion. They both fell down onto their backs. While that was a good thing for the big oaf, not so much for the annoying twerp.
"Yusuke!!!??" Kagome looked up and watched Keiko come running to help her boyfriend, and laughed as she only made things worse.
"Keiko!" his voice was high pitched, "Get…off! Pleeease….." Keiko had tripped and fallen down, her knees landing right on Yusuke's dick.
Kagome covered her mouth by pressing closer to Kurama's neck. "Kagome? What's wrong?"
Shacking her head Kagome mumbled that it wasn't important while her shoulders shook. She was trying really hard to not break out in laughter at the absurdity of it all.
Kurama frowned. He'd blacked out for a minute and now she was shacking like a leaf in his arms. 'What happened?'
Straining his ears he heard groaning from below. "Kagome, what's going on?"
"Your two friends, the human ones. They um…they got what you got, I guess." Kurama frowned. 'What did I get?' a tingle came up from his lower regions, making him blush before going white for his friends' pain.
"They got kneed too?" Kagome's head shacking against his shoulder made him fown. "Then what?"
"My brother and his friend were playing with their airplanes. They must have lost control, and the planes, well…" Kagome trailed off, not wanting to break out in laughter. She was still trying not to laugh over Keiko kneeing Yusuke with her full weight. From the looks of it he had fainted as soon as she had gotten off of him!
Kurama chuckled slightly before pulling Kagome closer to him. "Well, at least I have you to hold onto while I get rid of my own pains."
Kagome blushed crimson while nodding, her voice lost. She forgot all about the boys in pain down below, even as her brother and his friend came to ask if they could have their planes back. It felt much too nice in Kurama's arms.
{AN: Yes. The males got a real bashing. I was in a mood for hurting males. And, this is what happened. I wont go into explaining again, But I am royally pissed off at the male species. ROYALLY. Well, I guess I will just say one thing. I love Reviews as much as Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough ICE CREAM! Please review.}