I made a funny. Yes, I, the genius fangirlandiknowit, have finally lost it. I blame my brain for being over-loaded because of too much studying. What am I talking about? Well, as Taylor310 so observantly put it: But I thought Naruto's parents were dead.

Surprise! I'm resurrecting them from the dead! (Because yes they really had been written off as dead) That's what happens when I start a story in August, puts in on the shelf for a while, find it again thinking hey, this was funny, and then start to write again and let my mind go wild and just come up with whatever funny things it can, and it ended up thinking that Naruto's parents would be very funny to have in this story.

I am solving it like this: Naruto's parents spend their time travelling around the world, doing fun stuff like climbing mountains and volunteering in war zones. Not a great environment for a kid.

So, Naruto grew up with his godfather and spent vacations with his parents, always going to crazy places. And you don't get rich from being an adventurer, hence Naruto's lack of money.

Anyway I rewrote the sentence in chapter six, to fit with this new turn of events. Oh teh joys of being an almighty author. If this upsets you, then I don't really understand why. Trust me, the story will be funnier this way. And it's just a bunch of craziness anyway, so just forget about any inconsistencies and have fun reading. XD

And yes, this chapter is only put up so I can explain this, but it's a funny one so enjoy;)

Chapter 14: Can we go home now?

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The moment Naruto and his grandmother had disappeared around the corner, his family underwent a complete transformation and assaulted him with equal amounts of annoying questions and supposedly humoristic jabs. It got to the point where he seriously contemplated running after the idiot, but he had a feeling his family would just find that adorable, and no Sasuke didn't enjoy being called adorable. He'd had enough of that during his childhood. It's bad enough his mother had dressed him up in cute outfits, and his dad hadn't allowed him to take part in any 'dangerous' sports like Itachi could. Over the years he'd come to the conclusion that his parents had actually hoped for a daughter to spoil, and since their family lacked female children he'd been forced into the role.

He thanked whatever deity was out there that they'd at least refrained from dressing him like a girl.

Ignoring his mother correcting his tie (that didn't need any fixing dammit) and feeling like he wanted to scream and punch his brother's teasing face in, it was with a sigh of relief that he saw Naruto coming back. If only the blond knew what his family was really like! Then he noticed the unusually pale face, and all his suspicions of what his grandmother might have possibly taken Naruto aside to do resurfaced. Flicking his mother's hands away he hurriedly walked over to the idiot before he reached the rest of his family, his eye twitching when he heard the 'Aaw' his mother released at seeing him so seemingly eager to reach his fiancé's side again. What did I ever do to deserve this treatment? he thought dully to himself.

"You okay?" he asked the blond who was looking at him with panic in his eyes.

"Oh my god Sasuke I haven't told my parents! I wish your grandmother really had killed me with that scary sword" Naruto exclaimed in a hoarse whisper, gripping the front of his jacket and shaking him. "What am I supposed to doooo?"

"So she showed you the weaponry" Sasuke concluded.

"The wha- you call it a weaponry? That's a fucking death chamber, that's what it is!" Naruto said, voice still uncharacteristically low and hands still gripping the jacket. "Can we go home now?" he added, pleading puppy eyes accentuating the request.

"I thought you were having fun" Sasuke commented evilly, smirking at the dobe's scowl.

"I hate you teme! And if I die I'll come back to haunt you forever!"

"Yeah yeah whatever" Sasuke said and loosened the hands clutching at him. Then he smirked again. "Who's the one looking like a drenched kitten now?"

He glared when the stupid blond kicked his shin but didn't have time to say anything since his lovely brother had walked up to them.

"I see you're as lovey-dovey as ever, but people are starting to leave so you better get in position to say good-bye and thank them for the gifts."

When two pairs of eyes shot poison arrows at him he simply smiled innocently, the same way he'd smiled when Sasuke was five and he'd been told that if he kissed a frog he'd get magical powers. Sasuke still hadn't managed to find and burn all copies of the picture Itachi had taken of it. The asshole.

But he sighed and dragged Naruto over to the hallway where a few people had already gathered and waited for them. He squared his shoulders and prepared himself for the onslaught of kisses on the cheek and cooing voices and all other possible types of attacks on his pride that were about to start. He really wondered how the hell there could be so many annoying women in his family, and why the hell his parents would have wanted him to be one of them. Sometimes he actually wondered how it was possible that he was straight. Then he glanced at Naruto, who seemed to have forgotten about his problems and were now grinning brightly at his relatives. Right. Because if he wasn't straight, he might have ended up liking the irritating bouncy ball with too much energy and that silly smile. Yes, thank heavens he was straight.

Any small protesting voices were quickly squashed within his mind. They simply couldn't exist.

So basically this chapter is just me making fun of Sasuke... But he's so darn cute! And is that a small crack in his straightness I smell?

On another note, I no longer have any pre-written chapters left so updates will be irregular but hopefully fairly often. I'm having too much fun with this to not write more than I should... :D