NYAHAHAHA IT'S KYO WHO HAS BEEN WRITING A LOT OF THE CHAPTERS LATELY
Laguz had a crystal ball. But, it wasn't just any crystal ball.
It was made of crystal candy.
Or rock candy.
Or whatever else you kids call it these days.
And it was red.
"Our future is filled with... BLOOD!" Laguz predicted.
Momo facepalmed, but didn't know there was a piece of wood on her hand (which Laguz put there) and accidentally stabbed herself in the face.
"Ow!" her face started bleeding.
"THE ROCK CANDY NEVER LIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
Meanwhile, Kyo was on the computer. Searching through the Pokemon fanfiction archive.
She suddenly snapped her fingers. "I'm going to the future! Anybody else in?"
Laguz immediately joined in, screaming "I WILL LEARN WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN THE FUTURE AND USE IT TO MAKE MONEY!"
"I WANT TO SEE WHAT TOM LOOKS LIKE IN THE FUTURE- oh wait, I already know, haha" Liza chuckled, "Oh well"
Momo decided to come too.
"Hey, how come I don't get dialogue?"
MISSILEPANDASQUIRREL came in and attached itself to her face. Which was still bleeding, so the MISSILEPANDASQUIRREL got all bloody.
BLOODY MISSILEPANDASQUIRREL IS ANGRY!
MOMO USED-
"NO. NO POKEMON BATTLE SCENES," Kyo screeched as she dragged them away.
~o~
Suddenly the four appeared in a black and white forest.
"Ooh, we're in an old movie!" Liza chirped, "I love those things, since the voices are all scratchy and the music sucks and how do I know this stuff-"
Momo stuffed a canvas bag in her mouth.
Kyo looked around to try and find her latest fandom.
She spotted him.
"Why is it that all my favorite characters are guys? I mean, come on..." she mumbled to herself.
The others looked for Kyo's apparently male fandom.
"I don't see him," Laguz complained.
"FANDOM, FANDOM, GOTTA GET OUT HERE FANDOM," Momo screeched to the tune of Friday off-key.
"Humans? What are humans doing in Dusk Forest? Especially four of them..."
Somebody's deep voice emerged from a random bush in a corner of the circular clearing.
And stepping out of the bushes, was a totally awesome amazing super epic handsome prodigal random Grovyle.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...THIS who you were looking for, Kyo?" Momo asked, pointing at him.
"DON'T QUESTION TEHS FANDOMS"
"Shush, the Sableye will find you if you keep screaming like that!" Grovyle hissed.
"Ooh, burn."
Kyo slapped Liza. Liza went into the Emo corner.
"What are four humans doing here? More importantly, how did you get here?" he asked the three that weren't sobbing in their corner.
"We can do anything!" Momo declared.
"Especially see into the future," Laguz added, "With my candy crystal ball-"
Kyo ate the 'crystal ball', and Laguz joined Liza in the 'corner'.
"Look, if you four are just going to waste my time, I'm leaving," Grovyle grumbled. He turned to leave.
"Hmm, I wonder if my author powers can fix this totally bleak future?" Kyo wondered in a purposefully loud voice, stopping the Pokemon.
"No, that would create a paradox, since the heroes are going to fix it anyway," Laguz pointed out, the two out of the Emoness.
"...Let's do it anyway! :D" Kyo pointed in a random direction and yelled, "GO! AUTHAW PAOWAHS!"
There was a flash and Kyo exploded. Everything was exactly the same. "DAMN!"
"Maybe the god and/or goddesses of this world already know that the problem will be fixed and don't want you interfering?" Momo suggested.
"THERE IS ONLY ONE GOD AND THAT IS HARUHI SUZUMIYA."
"Yeah, I'm leaving."
"NOOOOOOOES! D:"
Little did they know that a certain ghost Pokemon was watching them.
~o~
It had been several hours (even though time technically didn't pass here in the future) and the Randoms were STILL following Grovyle. He slapped a hand to his face. "What do I have to do to get you four to leave?" he grumbled.
"We can leave whenever, we just don't wanna," Laguz declared.
And she suddenly disappeared.
"What happened to Laguz?" Momo asked. She also disappeared.
"I WANNA DISAPPEAR!" Liza yelled to the sky. Nothing happened.
"Yay, Dusknoir is capturing us! ...I think," Kyo added. She vanished as soon as the add-on was completed.
Liza pouted. And then she was gone.
Grovyle blinked. And blinked again. At least they're gone, he thought to himself. Unfortunately he was captured too.
~o~
"Yay! We're in jail! AGAIN!" Kyo said.
Grovyle wasn't surprised that they had been imprisoned previously.
Predictably, the Sableye came in and blindfolded them all.
It wasn't long before they were all tied to stakes and the blindfolds removed.
"Yay! We're gonna die! AGAIN!" Momo cheered.
"...Again?"
"We caused the Apocalypse and-"
"Liza?"
"Yeah?"
"SHUT UP."
"D:"
"All right, so how are we going to get out of here? You got us into this mess, you get us out," Grovyle demanded, looking over the effectively useless girls.
Well, not anymore. Their ropes had dissolved into somewhat random items- Kyo's had become jester head-shaped marshmallows, Liza's had become a doll of another human with spiky brown hair and a blank stare (which she picked up and death-hugged), Laguz's had totally vanished, and Momo's became a rotten peach. She picked it up by the stem.
"Momo picked up the Grimy Food and put it in the Treasure Bag!" Momo glared at Kyo, who grinned sheepishly. "That stuff actually makes for a good weapon."
Momo threw the Grimy Food at Kyo! Kyo caught the Grimy Food!
"Phooey."
"Well, if you four are untied, will you get me down too?" Grovyle requested.
Kyo ran over and took out a sword that was at least two times bigger than she was. "ULTRA SWORD GO!" she swung the sword down and! AND! Delicately cut the ropes. (A wild KIRBY REFERENCE appeared!)
Laguz facepalmed.
Enter 7 random Sableyes!
Kyo sent Kyogre after them. After all she is the Kyogreperson.
Liza became bored and teleported them all back to the Dusk Forest.
"Whoo, that was fun!" Kyo cheered.
"Not as fun as MARRYING TOM!" Liza disagreed, "And by the way, you're still marrying Tord."
"NOES! D:"
Grovyle later asked Celebi to erase his memories of the incident.
MOMO NEEDS TO WRITE ANOTHER OF HER CHAPTERS.
Oh well. :P
~Kyo