Just another day in the Nordic household, (because America and Prussia don't feel like leaving because that means they'll have to cook for themselves) where we see the Awesome Trio... BORED!
That's right, bored! And what they do when the boredom hits? Plays games(America), watch T.V.(Denmark), and go online(Prussia). However, usually nothing goes right when Prussia goes online. He seeming to always find the weirdest things.
Denmark still hasn't gotten over that video America and Prussia showed him about that one guys with the jar.
Nothing much was going on until Prussia groaned loudly.
This barely got the attention of the other two as their focus still continued be on whatever they had it on.
"Why did Facebook have to have this timeline shit!?" Prussia groaned. "Do you know how hard it is to do the Facebook tag game?"
Denmark still had his gaze upon the T.V. but asked anyway. "What's the Facebook tag game?"
Prussia gotten up and sat besides Denmark and showed him his laptop, seeing that he was on some website about Facebook. "The Facebook tag game is where you go see your friends and whatever order they are in is what order you put them on these status. But it's a lot harder to do with the Facebook Timeline."
"Are you sure it's harder or do you just not like the Facebook Timeline?" America asked as he continued to look at his game.
Prussia looked at America before crossing his arms and turning his head to the side. "Okay... Maybe it's the seconds reason."
(A)"That's what I thought."
"Anyway!" Prussia quickly turned back at his laptop. "Lets see some status that we can put ourselves in!"
"But I don't have a Facebook," Denmark replied.
(P)"Who cares! We can just put our names in this random list generator to see who gets what!"
(A)"Isn't that kind of cheating?"
(P)"Sorry, I couldn't hear over all the fucks I don't give. So lets play! Okay..."
Prussia began to go through the list of games and looks for the best one to start off with. "Oh! This one seems great!" He went and clicked the one labeled 'Road Trip' and began to put names in the list generator. Six people... He quickly typed the first six names that popped into his head.
Prussia, America, Denmark, Norway, Iceland and Germany.
(P)"Now lets see what we get!"
After a few seconds the list was shown and Prussia put each name into the correct spot and showed the other two the results. Denmark and America sat up from their seat and looked at the screen.
Road Trip Status Tagging Game
The driver: Germany
The one who needs to stop for the toilet every 2 miles: Iceland
The one who gets carsick: Norway
The one who comes prepared with the snacks: Denmark
The one who sings '99 bottles of beer on the wall': America
The one that says "ARE WE THERE YET?!" every 5 minutes: Prussia
"I could see all of them except for mine," America commented. "I'm more likely to be bringing the snacks."
"Too bad! It's me!" Denmark laughed. "I hope you like Danishes!"
(A)"Okay you can bring the snacks only because I like Danishes."
(P)"Alright! Next game!"
The one required to have at least ten people on the list, so Prussia quickly typed the first eleven to come into mind.
Prussia, America, Denmark, Norway, Iceland, Germany, Finland, Sweden, Canada, Ladonia, and Sealand.
One the list was done he showed the two the results.
The Dysfunctional Family Xmas Status Tagging Game
1. Pole dances with the Christmas tree: America
2. Sleeps with Santa: Canada
3. Is Santa: Germany
4. Spikes the eggnog with alcohol: Finland
5. Drinks all the eggnog: Sweden
6. Punches an elf in the face: Sealand
7. The elf: Iceland
8. Burns Christmas dinner: Prussia
9. Tells all the kids Santa's not real: Ladonia
10. Makes out under the mistletoe (2 friends): Denmark and Norway
(A)"Wait, is it even possible to pole dance with a Christmas tree? Would the leaves and ordainments like, hurt or something?"
"I would have thought Finland would be Santa and Sweden would be the one to sleep with him." Denmark laughed. "But it looks like your brother is going to have some wurst tonight!"
America glared at the Dane and looked back at the list before smirking. "Well, hopefully my bro won't be the only one getting some tonight! At least try to do something with Norway this time, Den~"
Denmark blushed and turned away. Prussia laughed and took the laptop and went to another game. The next one only needed nine people. After taking a few off the list the results came and Prussia showed them the results.
Horror Movie Status Tagging Game
The Dumb Blonde: Sweden
The one who is always cussing: Canada
The brave one with a plan for survival: Norway
The smart one who grabs a weapon: Prussia
The random one who gets involved: Germany
The one who dies a terrible yet completely outrageous death: Iceland
The one who goes insane: Denmark
The one who gets murdered trying to save us: America
The killer: Finland
(A)"Yup! That's something I'll totally do because I'm the HERO!"
(D)"I wouldn't go insane! I can handle a horror movie situation. Easy! And why is Prussia the only smart to bring a weapon? That'll be the first thing I'll bring!"
(A)"I don't know, but Germany's seem pretty accurate."
"I guess we're not going to talk about Finland being the murderer then..." Prussia took back the laptop, did the same thing and showed the results with ten people this time.
The House Party Status Tagging Game
1st Crashes the party: Norway
2nd Gets too drunk: Denmark
3rd Gets arrested: Iceland
4th Starts a Fight: Sealand
5th Jumps in the pool naked: America
6th Leaves early: Sweden
7th Passes out: Canada
8th Vomits: Germany
9th Strips: Finland
10th Doesn't want to Leave: Prussia
(A)"What's with Sealand being so violent in these? He's punching everyone, apparently."
(D)"Don't know, but this seems spot on for me."
"Alright, alright." Prussia took the laptop once last time. "This will be the last one! My battery is fucking dying." Prussia put in the final result, this last one having just seven people in it. He showed the two the status.
The Royal Facebook Status Tagging Friends Game
The Queen: Norway
The King: Iceland
The Butler: Prussia
The Prince: Denmark
The Princess: America
The maid: Germany
The gardener: Canada
(D)"Woah, woah, woah... If anyone's going to be the king, it's me! I ain't no prince!"
America laughed in response. "I'm not sure if I even want to picture Germany in a maid dress! That'll be hilarious!"
Prussia scuffed. "You're only laughing because he looks better in a maid outfit then you ever will in a dress."
America was still laughing until he process what had been said. "Wait, what?"
(D)"I don't care what anyone says, I demand to be the king!"
AUTHOR'S NOTES: So I was derping around on Facebook and then I remembered, I use to do these Facebook tagging games all the times! They were hilarious! So I decided to do it with these three~ I actually used a real list randomizer thing, and ere are the results~ I hope you enjoyed! I'll try to make a better chapter next time. X3