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AN: Dum dum dumduuuuuum

"Yea! It was totally out of the blue! I wonder if they're going to make a comeback…" Lavi said thoughtfully.

"Oh! Gossip! Please, do tell!" Barbra said excitedly.

Lavi and Allen looked to her and raised an eyebrow, "Maybe later…" Allen said awkwardly. "Anyway, you two were planning on taking me…shopping?" he asked sitting up and holding a towel to his damp hair.

"Well, we were gong to kidnap you to take you shopping, but it looks like you got it covered." Lavi said eyeing Allen's gray vest.

Allen shrugged and stood heading for the styling chair, "I suppose, I still have the money Marian gave me and the money I have from allowance, but I have a feeling that that one hundred bucks is going to dry up fast." he said sitting down.

"No kidding." Lavi said pulling up a chair next to him, "How much have you spent already?"

"Twenty and I'm guessing the cut will be around thirty, right?" he looked to the stylist through the mirror.

"If you want color it will be forty," she said combing through his hair. "But just the cut should be around fifteen."

"No color," Allen said, "its wild enough as it is."

"Aww, come on, you could get purple streaks or blue tips!" Lavi said.

Allen shot him a glare, "I'm kind of on a tight budget, Lavi."

He grinned, "Whatever you say, bean sprout." he said. "So what are you planning on doing?" he asked Barbra.

"Right now I'm just trimming it. Then I'm going to blow dry it and style it." she said sniping at the hair at the tape of Allen's neck.

"How are you going to style it?"

"That's going to be a surprise," she giggled blowing stray hairs off of Allen's neck.

He shuttered and looked to her, "So long as I don't look weird," he shrugged.

"Silly Allen! You already look weird!" Lavi said jumping at his chance to insult the whitette.

"Quiet, Lavi," he said unfazed.

The jumpy redhead's face fell, "Awww…"

"I honestly don't know why you constantly try to torment me, Lavi," he sighed repressing the urge to rub his forehead in frustration. "I get enough of it from the Noah and Marian."

"I'm not trying to torment you," Lavi said.

Allen looked at him with unbelieving eyes and raised a skeptical eyebrow. "Then what is your reason?"

Lavi thought for a moment resuming a position the resembled the famous statue 'The Thinker' before holding his finger up like he had a freaking epiphany. "I honestly have no clue," he sighed putting his hand down in defeat.

Allen rolled his silver colored eyes, "Genius, Lavi, genius." he said sarcastically.

"I know, Allen, I know." he said nodding. Allen gave him a funny look and suddenly wet strands of hair slapped him in the face as the hair dresser turned on the blow dryer.

"Ack!" he exclaimed instinctively brushing them away and rubbing his nose.

"Sorry! My bad!" Barbra said not sounding all that sorry.

Lavi burst out laughing pointing to the smaller boy and clutching his stomach. "Your hair just raped your face!" he laughed.

"Real mature, Lavi," Allen said rolling his eyes yet again at the hyper active bunny.

When Allen's white hair was finally dry Barbra rubbed something gooey in between her palms before applying it to Allen's hair making it shiny and stick up slightly in the back. (1)

"Okay, Lavi, I'm done," Lenalee said standing and brushing hair off her lap. "We can go now."

"Hey, Lenalee," Allen said looking to the girl with noticeably shortened hair through the mirror.

She blinked and looked at him, "Allen?" she asked cocking her head.

"Yep that's him, don't wear out the name." Lavi said standing to pay the stylist.

She blinked slightly as Allen stood and took off the cape like thing and rubbed at his itchy neck. "Lavi! You found him and decorated all by yourself didn't you!" she wailed punching his arm furiously.

"Owowowowow!" Lavi winced with each soft but still painful blow. "No, I did not!" he said. "He did it all by himself! I swear, I'm telling the truth! OW! Lenalee, stop it!"

"Alright stop torturing him, Lenalee." Allen said sweat dropping. "I really did come here by myself. Now, is it true Road came and cut your hair?" he asked pulling a serious face that made Lenalee do a double take. (2)

"Yea…" she said hesitantly. Allen opened his mouth to say something and she interrupted him, "Let's go get you some new clothes, Allen! I saw this awesome panda hat in Hot Topic that would make you look sooooo cute!" She grabbed his arm and tugged him out of the solon. "Lavi, pay for his hair!" she called over her shoulder.

"What?" he exclaimed in a disbelieving tone.

AN: It's done! *dances*

(1) Like when Allen activates Crowned Clown.

(2) That rhymed! (I probably wasted your time there…-.-')

(3) (Now I'm wasting even more of your time) |||D