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The Wrong Timeline chapter 14: The Stereotypes
"After everyone wanted me and Vegeta/Vegito to be their daddy, we all decide we should take a break from each other and find ourselves." Goku said
Monday morning at Sky High
"THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING!" Chicken Little screamed
"No it not-" Everyone said until
WAM
Everyone died with one hit from the sky
"Told ya." Chicken Little said walking away unhurt from the sky
Chicken Little's YouTube video
I told everyone that the sky was falling but no one believed me and so they died and I was the only survivor. Until next time. Watch the sky because you don't know when it might fall.
Fin
"Whoa! Whoa!" Warren Peace said
"Get out of the story Warren Peace!" Holly said "We need to get to the main characters!"
"Bulma and Vegeta?!" DragonBall787 said with excitement
"No 787!" Holly screamed
Monday morning at Sky High (The main characters)
"Where is Goku?" Chichi asked looking for her man, since he was the only one missing from the group
"I don't why don't call him?" 18 said
"Call daddy." Chichi said to her phone
"Calling Black." Chichi's phone said
"Wait no cancel!" Chichi screamed at her phone
"WHAT?!" Goku said coming behind Chichi
"I mean call Daddy number two" Chichi whispered to her phone
"Calling Goku" Chichi's phone said
Then all of the sudden the Drake and Josh theme song plays. Then everyone listens to Goku's ringtone.
"Is that the Drake and Josh opening?" Black sated
"It's called A THEME SONG" Goku corrected
"Yeah only real weaboo's say that" Vegeta said
"Let's see everyone else's ringtone" Chichi suggested
"Ok" Everyone sated
"I will call Vegeta" Goku said "Call the nigga" Goku said to his phone
"Calling Black" Goku's phone said
"WHAT?!" Vegeta asked sounding a little jelly
"CANCEL! CANCEL!" Goku yelled at his phone "Call Vegeta"
"Calling the other guy" Goku's phone
"I'm THE OTHER GUY?!" Vegeta said in shocked
Everyone stopped talking only to hear Vegeta's ringtone which was the Yuri on Ice opening. Then Zamasu and Vegeta started to sing along.
"That is really gay my nigga cut it out!" Goku said to Vegeta about his ringtone
"The show is weird, but I like the opening." Vegeta said in defense
"I also like the song but not just the show." Zamasu stated
"Anyways lets continue to see everyone else's ringtone!" Chichi said happily
"Why are you so happy to see everyone's ringtone?" Bulma asked
"I don't know?" Chichi said
"Anyways." 18 said "Vegeta call 17."
"Ok." Vegeta said "Call 17" Vegeta said to his phone
"Calling Lapis" Vegeta's phone said
"Why do have my actual name?" 17 asked
The 17's ringtone started to play which was The Little Einstein theme song.
"Are you serious 17? That makes me cringe." Vegeta said
"Yeah its catchy." 17 said while whipping and lowering up the song
"Is that the Little Einstein opening?" Black asked
"It's called a T-H-E-M-E SONG!" Goku said
"The song plays on every episode right?" Black said
"Whatever let's just continue." Goku said
"17 call Bulma." Chichi said
"Ok" 17 said "Call Bulma" 17 said to his phone
"Calling the Bitch" 17's phone said
"What is my name?" Bulma said shocked at what 17's phone said her name was
Then Bulma's ringtone began playing which was Beyond Me by: TobyMac
"WOW BULMA!" Everyone said surprised at her ringtone
"That is not mine 17 must have called another bitch, because that is not my ringtone" Bulma said
"Bulma you actually have a Christian song!" Chichi said "Good job"
"Whatever" Bulma said already on her phone changing her ringtone
"Bulma call Black" Goku said
"Ok, don't mind if I do" Bulma said happily
"I wanted to call him" Chichi said sadly
"She is just calling him it's not like she is going to have sex with him" Vegeta said
"Call Black" Bulma said to her phone
"Calling Daddy number 20" Bulma's phone said
Blacks ringtone began playing which was the first Ever After High theme song
"What is that?" everyone asked except Vegeta, and Zamasu
Both Black and Vegeta began singing along to the song until it ended
"After that whatever that was" Goku said
"What actually was that?" 18 asked
"It the Ever After High Opening" Black said
"It's actually the first Ever After High THEME SONG." Vegeta corrected Black
"Whatever it's really good" Black said
"Anyways let's keep going with this ringtone thing" Goku said
"Yeah Black you call me!" Chichi said happily
"Ok" Black said "Call Chichi" Black said to his phone
"Calling Chichi" Black's phone said
"What I thought it would say like Hot Chi or maybe The hot pocket?" Chichi said
"Chichi shut up!" Goku said
"We can't hear your ringtone" Vegeta said
"Oh sorry I had my phone on mute" Chichi said lowering up her phone
Then Chichi's ringtone started to play which was Veggietales theme song
"What is this?" Bulma asked
"It's The Veggietales opening" Black said
"It's ACTUALLLY the Veggietales THEME SONG!" Goku said annoyed
"You wouldn't know because it teaches kids lessons about story's in the Bible or-" Vegeta tried to explain until Bulma cut him off
"Ok Vega I don't care" Bulma said
"Did you just call me Vega?" Vegeta asked
"Anyways Chichi call me" 18 said to Chichi
"Ok" Chichi said "Call 18" Chichi said to her phone
"Calling 18" Chichi's phone said
"When it should have said hot best friend" 18 said
Then 18's ringtone began playing which was Caillou theme song
"Is that the Caillou-" Black said
"Black I swear if you say OPENING I am going to kill you" Goku said
"Is that the Caillou O-P-E-N-I-N-G?" Black asked "I spelled it"
"Whatever let's just see what Zamasu's ringtone is " Goku said
"Yeah, 18 call Zamasu" Chichi said
"Ok" 18 said "Call Zamasu" 18 said towards her phone
"Calling Daddy" 18's phone said
"Wait did it just say?" Everyone said except 18 and Zamasu
Everyone forgot what 18's phone said when Zamasu's ringtone began playing which was the Arthur theme song
"Well, that was…interesting," Black stated
"No kidding," Vegeta replied, "But honestly my ringtone was the litest,"
"Um, I think you mean my ringtone was the most lit, because Drake and Josh was literally one of the greatest shows ever made," Goku exaggerated
"No, Veggietales is the best," Chichi stated
"Hey, how about instead of auguring we get to class!" Bardock yelled catching the attention of the gang
"Dad, oh I thought you were one of the AP's, you know someone important," Goku said
"Kakarrot, shut up and get to class, heck you're in my class right now, or should be," Bardock replied
"We don't do shit in that class," Vegeta spoke
"Mini me, watch the language," King Vegeta said as he approached the group
"I'm not your fucking 'mini me'!" Vegeta shouted
"Just come to my class, before we all get in trouble," Bardock said
"Whatever, The King of All likes me so I won't get in trouble," Goku said as he began to walk to his dad's class
"And I look like Goku so I'm good," Black said as he followed
"Wait for me Daddy," Chichi said
"Wait you were saying that towards me, right?" Goku asked as he looked back
"Yeah," Chichi responded, "Whatever helps you sleep tonight," She added lowly
In Bardock's Room
"So you guys wanna have a bet?" Goku asked bored
"Sure," Everyone agreed
"But what to bet on?" Goku asked
"How about being a stereotypical high school students like classic white girl, hood nigga, school shooter, etc.," Zamasu said
"Yeah, and loser has to go through their worst nightmare," 18 added
"Great idea, 18," Zamasu said, "Like I said before me and 18 always come up with good ideas,"
"Yeah I'm down for that," Goku said
"So we stay in our stereotype person until someone breaks out of character?" Black clarified
"Yes," Zamasu and 18 said
"Ok let's decide what we want to be" Goku stated
"I will be a Latina hoe!" Chichi said
"Ok" everyone said shocked that Chichi chose something like that
"I will be Mexican fuckboy!" 17 said
"I will be a white girl!" 18 stated
"I will be a white boy" Vegeta said
"I guess I will be a hipster" Goku stated
"You know they wear glasses right?" Chichi said
"Yeah I know I am going to wear fake glasses" Goku said
"Anyways I am going to be a emo girl" Bulma stated
"Me and Black are going to ghetto black guys" Zamasu said
"I am going to be a redneck" Piccolo said but no one heard
"We should change our names" 17 suggested
"Ok. I guess I will be Chris" Goku said
"CHRISTOPHER R. SABAT!" A random guy shouted
"I hate that guy" Vegeta said
"I think he is hot and can do a good impression of you" Bulma said
"Man I wish I had a class with him because he is hilarious, but no my name is going to be just Chris" Goku said
"My name is going to…be…um..Maybe!..No..I guess I will keep Chichi since it does mean boobs in Spanish" Chichi said
"I guess a white boy's name will be Brady. So I will be Brady" Vegeta said
"My name is going to be Katherine" Bulma said
"I am now going to be Samantha" 18 said
"I was looking up Mexican boy names on my phone and some Mexican boy's Instagram popped up named Joshua. So I will be named Joshie" 17 said
"I am going to be called Ant'An" Zamasu said
"Really" Everyone said laughing
"And I am going to be Demonte" Black said
"Ok now that we have decided what are names are we can start the bet tomorrow" Goku said
After we went to sleep
"Hey Brady look at the dumb blacks, there so loud," A white boy named Cody said
"I know I wish Trump was still alive so he could make America great again," Brady replied
"Hey boys, that lake party at Brittney's was lit," McKenzie stated
"Man, I would have gonna but I had a spray tan appointment," Samantha pouted, "But hey Brittney needs to reply so we don't lose our streak,"
In the middle of the courtyard where the Ghettos were
"Ant'An you and Demonte wanna skip school and head over to Popeye's," Tyrone asked
"Naw bruh, my Auntie work there and she wouldn't like me skipping," Ant'An said
"Damn," Tyrone stated
"Nigga, we failing and there's a test today in, what you call that class.., umm," Demonte spoke
"History," Ant'An said
"Man whatever, fuck that shit," Tyrone stated then Juju on that beat began to play
"Bruh turn this shit up!" Demonte yelled as they all began to dance
"Hey y'all need to turnoff those profanity songs," Champ called
"Man Fuck the Police!" They replied
"Grr, man no respect to a God of Destruction I should teach them a lesson," Champ growled, "But- wait I smell *sniff* Bagels with strawberry smear *sniff* 45ft *sniff* North-*Sniff* east," as said as he ran
"What am I gonna do with him," Vados sighed
With the Beaners
"Ven aca Joshie!(*1)" Javier shouted from the soccer field
"Jesucristo agiantar," Joshie replied, "Hoy flaca, quiero pasar el rato después de la escuela ?"
"No Joshie, tengo practica de futbol y estoy seguro de que también," Camila replied
"Buen texto yo," Joshie said as he then walked back to the field to help set up cones
"Wow Camila, I didn't know you were talking to Joshie, he's cute," Victoria stated as she approached her friend, "Si, Chichi,"
"Ah, sí él es… caliente," Chichi answered, "vamos a clase,"
In KV's Class
"Pop Quiz" KV said as students walked into his class "It's at the front of the class, once you grab it you may start"
Everyone grabbed the test and all sat down with their friends (their own group). Chris (Goku had managed to put a 10 baby caps over his hair in order to make the beanie stay on his head. ) was the first to enter wearing maroon skinny jeans, gray shot sleeve button up shirt, a gray beanie, black nerd glasses, holding a book in his left hand, and holding a Starbucks drink in his right hand.
"Chris!" Justin called out to his friend
"Come sit over here with us!" Tom said waving for Chris to see
"Totes" Chris said walking to go sit with his hipster friends
Then Samantha and Brady walked in together. Samantha (18) was wearing Hollister light blue jeans folded at the end, with white high top Converse, a Southern Cotton shirt, and a wearing a James Avery necklace. Brady (Vegeta had also but baby caps over his hair and got a wig that looked like the typical white boy hair the long and in their face kind of hair the kind of hair they constantly flipped out of their face. And Vegeta got colored contacts and different eyebrows. Vega basically looked like a completely different person.) Brady was wearing a red Nike shirt, Khaki shorts, and black Nike long socks with Sperry's.
"I got your phone Samantha!" Brady said waving Samantha's phone in the air obviously flirting with her
"OMG Brady give it back I am going to lose my streaks with Kendal!" Samantha said reaching for her phone and clearing being a flirt
"Brady!" The white boy group yelled to come sit with them
"Yeah" Brady said coming to go sit with them
"Samantha, over here!" Brittaney called
"Coming!" Samantha said walking to them
Next: walked in Joshie(17) and Chichi. Joshie was wearing Adidas joggers, a navy blue muscle shirt, wearing Sperry's as well with his hair in a man bun, carrying a grey Jamesport small backpack, and was on his Iphone 6 (Black one). Chichi with a few other hoes walked behind Joshie, Chichi wearing some high waisted light blue booty shorts and a white see through low cut shirt, had on high top black Converses and was wearing a lot of make-up
"Grab a test please, "KV reminded the students
After them Katherine (Bulma) came in wearing black skinny jeans, a dark maroon plain t-shirt with a plain black light zip up jacket, with black vans with a white line on it, and she had dark red hair (A wig she dyed) that was styled to the length of her shoulders and large bang that covered her face. But no one noticed her so…
RRRIIINNNNNGGG
KV got to shut the door until a hand stopped him, and opened the door again, "Hey, go get a tardy pass you two are late," KV instructed
"Man you saw us coming," Demonte (Black) stated
"We were at our lockers," Ant'An lied
"Fine, consider this a warning," KV said
Finally came in Ant'An (Zamasu) and Demonte (Black), Demonte with a khaki pair of joggers, and a Nike hoodie, with a pair of some CLEAN Jordan's, while Ant'An wore a pair of grey Nike joggers, and a white Nike 'Just Do It' shirt, also with some Clean! White Jordan's
"Thanks mister," Demonte said, "racist bastard," he added under his breathe
"Oh grab the quiz on that table," KV said
"There's a test?" Demonte asked shooked
"Bro, you never said anything 'bout some test," Ant'An complained
"Yeah he did," McKenzie stated
"Bitch I wasn't talking to you, so shut the hell up!" Ant'An stated
"Yeah, with your crusty, pale as Chioatzu, vampire looking, Trump supporting, boogey ass," Demonte spoke
"Hey calm down, go take a seat and start the quiz you have all class period," KV said as he resumed watching KUWK
The Quiz
"Question 1 Who was the first president?" Demonte read, "Man we didn't even learn this,"
"Just try your best," KV said
"Hey Samantha, what did you get for question one?" Brady asked
"Umm B," She answered
"Wait Brady what did Samantha get for question one?" Cody whispered
"B," Brady replied
"Ugh, I don't know anything on this test," Chris thought to himself
"Well since hoes don't always care for grades I don't need to finish this test," chichi thought
"Hey Brady what did you get for question 5?" Samantha asked
"Umm, C," Brady replied
"Mister I need help," Ant'An called
"Shut up! I'm watching Empire, and Nia Long is in it now so, stfu!" KV raged
"Man I need help and them up there (the white people) are talking," Ant'An argued
"There fine but you keep calling me," KV said
"Man whatever, fuck this class," Demonte stated
"I'm saying," Ant'An agreed
After Chris got done guessing on the quiz he began reading his book: Moby Dick
"Man this book is boring, and I'm already confused on the first page, I can't pronounce these words," Chris thought to himself
"Oh my gosh, Look what that guy is reading," Cody said
"Hahaha, dick," The white gang laughed
"I gotta get this on my Snapchat story," Samantha said as she began to pull out her phone until
"Looks like you won't be able to because I got your phone Samantha," Brady said as he snatched Samantha's phone
"Omg gimme back my phone Brady," Samantha demanded
"Man, Demonte look what that guy reading," Ant'An said
"Bruh, that nigga gay reading about dick," Demonte said
"I know," Ant'An agreed, "He nasty he should just read about booty," he joked
"Oh my God!" Chichi thought to herself because the girl beside her was putting her phone in her shirt to take pictures of her boobs and 'lily'
*buzz* *buzz* Chichi got a text from 'Joshie' reading 'you're the most beautiful girl, send nudes?' "Oh My God!" She thought again, then replied with 'later'
Katherine was in the corner of the classroom, she finished her quiz and was listening to Twenty One Pilots- Ride, and Stressed out
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"Put your quiz in the box as you leave," KV instructed
Lunch
At the white gang
"BOTTLE FLIP!" All the white guys shouted throwing their water bottles
"Hey Samantha did you hear about Trent and Bell breaking up!?" Brittaney asked
"OMG! Really?!" Samantha said not really knowing who she was talking about
"Well honestly Bell is a hoe, and she is not that pretty" Brittaney whispered
"Yeah totally wasn't she dating Andrew Nick last week?" Samantha said not even knowing if there was a Andrew Nick
"Yes she was but they are great together, because you know ugly people with ugly people and Brittaney people with Brittaney people" Brittaney said
"Yeah" Samantha lied
"I think you and Brady would make a great cute couple" Brittaney suggested
"Sure" Samantha said
"Or maybe me and Brady because he is hot and I am too so like I said Brittaney people with Brittaney people" Brittaney said
With the white boys (the girls and guys are at the same table)
"So I was going to the Vending machine to get an ICE raspberry drink, but the Vending machine wouldn't take my 20 dollar bill! So I was like my Dad will sue!" Brady explained
"You know what I say to that" Cody said looking to his white friends
"BOTTLE FLIP!" All the white guys said
Now to the creepy emo group
"Do you cut?" Gabe asked holding a knife already cutting himself
Katherine stood there in silence not knowing what to say but she thought "Get away creepy Gabe and don't you dare get that knife towards me!"
Then to the Hipsters at Starbucks
"Man who knew that the Starbucks in Barnes Noble doesn't allow you to use gift cards," Tom stated as he paid with cash instead
"Yeah," Chris sighed
"Anyways let's go look for some new mystery novels," Justin spoke. The hipster group then passed the Manga section
"Come on guys let's get away from all the mango section." Tom stated
"Manga," Chris corrected in his head
Latina hoes
In the girl's restroom, "Chichi, quieres ir a ver Joshie(*2)?" Camila asked
"Yea, sure," chichi responded as she and the other hoes fixed their hair and make-up
The ghetto Hood Niggas at Popeye's
"Hey Ant'An and Demonte don't y'all auntie work here," Tyrone asked
"Yeah, so we can get a discount," Demonte stated as they walked in
"Well look whose here, whatcha y'all doing?" Demonte and Ant'An's auntie, Tammy asked
"We here to eat," They all stated
The week went on with all basically doing the same similar things until…
"So do you cut?" Gabe the creep asked for the 100th time this whole week
Katherine (Bulma) tried to ignore him still and turned up her music more
"I'll cut for you," Gabe said as he pulled out a pocket knife trying to slit Katherine's wrist
"Ugh! I can't take it anyone!" Bulma broke character, "STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME YOU CREEP!" She yelled bringing the challenge to an end, "Guys I lost! Just get Gabe away from me!" the screamed as she ran sonic speed
"Here's my nudes," A text from Joshie read with an attachment, "Holy Shit!" Chichi screamed, causing the other hoes to look
"Oh muy bien, es grande?" Camila asked teasingly
"Hey Chichi!" Bulma called as she entered the bathroom, "listen I lost so the bet is over,"
"Really," Chichi stated with happiness, "Thank God! Well listen Latina hoes I'm not a hoe so bye,"
"I'm gonna text everyone else," Bulma said
*Bing, Bong* Joshie's phone alerted, reading: 'Bet is over meet everyone at School parking lot by Black's car,' "Cool," 17 said,
"Josh, you gonna come to the field?" Javier asked
"Actually my name is Lazuli/17 and I'm not a Mexican fuckboy and I don't play soccer," he confessed then left
*Buzz, Lighter to the rescue* went Chris' phone as he also received the text, "HALLEUJAH!" He shouted
"Chris where in a library," Justin whispered
"First off my name is Goku not Chris and I'm not a hipster, that does non- mainstream things, I'm a sayian that likes MANGA! Not MANGO you idiots," Goku clarified as he took off to the school
At school
"So Bulma lost?" Goku asked
"Yep," chichi said, "now all we just wait for Black and Zamasu,"
They then arrived, "speak their names and they shall arrive," Bulma said as she saw the guys approaching
"Wait I lost I didn't manage the first day the rednecks were on ancestry looking for a COUSIN to date like eww they gross," Piccolo stated as he popped into the conversation
"I think 17 lost the bet," Black said ignoring Piccolo
"Actually Bulma broke," 17 corrected,
"Man y'all wanna see my pictures from the week I spent at San Francisco?" Piccolo asked
"You try to stay in character when a creepy guy continues to try to cut your wrist," Bulma defended, "Wait you were gonna all last week?"
"Yeah, that's why I wasn't ion the last chapter, I went to visit my cousin Dende, but he gonna move here anyway so," Piccolo explained
"Ok, so where's 18?" Zamasu asked
"So Samantha like I was saying McKenzie is a bitch!" Brittney stated, "You and me are real bffs,"
"Yeah," Samantha said clearly bored wanting to snap
"Your prices way too high you need to CUT IT, cut it, cut it, BOTTLE FLIP!" The white boys continued to say
"So Brady you gonna date Brittney or Samantha?" Cody asked
"Oh I don't know," Brady sighed
"Hey the bet is over!" Goku yelled
18 jumped up and torn off her white girl outfit revealing her regular clothes, "My name is Lapis/18, and I'm not a white girl but an android whose best friend is ZAMASU!" she yelled and ran to her bf
"18!" Zamasu gleamed
"Hey guys" 18 greeted, "Jeez white people are so rude,"
"Hey I'm go to the restroom, "Brady said as he entered the restroom he took off the disguise and walked out as the regular Vega
"Man McKenzie Samantha was a bitch, like me and you are real bffs," Brittney stated
"Where's Brady?" The white boys questioned
"Well if he is gone, he's a real big DICK! Like we should call him dickhead," Brittney stated
"Wow," Vegeta said as he heard them
"Well that was an interesting experience, but Bulma now you have to go through your worst nightmare," Vegeta said
"Well considering that I was with Gabe and was chased by him I think I already did," Bulma said
"Well I'm gonna change into some appropriate clothes," Chichi said
"What? What's wrong with the clothes your wearing now?" Goku asked
"Hey this is only for marriage," Chichi said as she walked away
"Man," Goku pouted, "But we are gonna get married! You say it all the time," Goku yelled
Goku's YouTube video:
Well what is up you guys! Well after constantly being at Starbucks and reading boring books, I recommend listening to mine, Black's, Bulma's, and Chichi's ringtones because they are lit. And I found out that Brittney was in the Hospital after creepy Gabe attacked her. Her so called friends at school were talking about her and saying she was a Bitch, and how they actually liked Samantha and Brady. I even found out that Vegeta or should I say Brady got a blow job from McKenzie! IN A CAR! But anyways who cares it wasn't really Vegeta it was Brady. Well in the mean time I have to go 'study' with my friends. Until next time don't forget like and subscribe and read The Wrong Timeline chapter 15 'Study groups' (PARTY)! Don't miss it!
Translations for non-Spanish speakers
(*1) Conversation: "Come here Joshie!" Javier shouted from the soccer field
"Jesus Christ hold up," Joshie replied, "Hey skinny girl wanna hang out after school?"
"No Joshie, I have soccer practice and I'm sure you do to," Camila replied
"Fine text me," Joshie said as he then walked back to the field to help set up cones
"Wow Camila, I didn't know you were talking to Joshie, he's cute," Victoria stated as she approached her friend, "Si, Chichi,"
"Ah, yes he's …hot," Chichi answered, "Let's go to class,"
(*2) Conversation: In the girl's restroom, "Chichi, Do you want to go see Joshie?" Camila asked