Once upon a time there was a kind and upbeat man named Lee. Lee worked as a normal businessman, and each day he woke up, showered, ate a breakfast that consisted of one pancake and two oranges, and walked to work.
Lee was always positive, and in his opinion, he had never had any bad days. Each day on his calendar was marked with a smiley face that he drew on lovingly.
But,Lee was going to have to draw a sad face today on his calendar, because he was having a bad day. A very bad day, one so bad he was crying.
But that was understandable because it is not everyday, even in this monster infested world, that you encounter a giant man made out of water who is dead set on killing you because you stared at him one second longer than Mr Water Guy preferred.
He had seen the news report on the water monster heroes had been unable to defeat, after all they could not harm him with physical attacks like most heroes used. The news had said the monster was a few cities away, so Lee had thought he would be safe walking to work like he did everyday.
Well, he was wrong, and as a result Lee was now currently running away as fast as his legs could let him from the monster, still holding onto his briefcase. After all, his boss would kill him if he lost the report he finished yesterday.
Lee took the chance to look behind him, and his already saucer eyes widened more at the sight of a water hand reaching towards him and he let out a loud wail of fright.
~~~ [Name] really did not want to go monster hunting today, Saitama had made her buy him ten more cartons of milk as payment for using his last one. She really regretted showing him she could not die from injuries, as when she got back from the forced errand, he proceeded to punch her.
Saitama's punches really hurt, if you did not know.
But despite her soreness from nearly being reduced into a pile of brain matter (Thanks for the idea, Sasuke), she grabbed her coat and precious shoulder bag and walked into City X, as Saitama had already killed all monsters that had entered City Z. Oddly, the city was barren of humans. The only sound came from birds or the continuous, and annoying, monster siren.
[Name] tightened her grip on her bag, walking forward nervously and scanning the area. She did not know if she could take a demon level monster, especially one that caused a whole city to be evacuated.
Turning a corner, she halted and stared at multiple bodies strewn throughout the street. [Name] rushed forward and fell to her knees in front of the nearest one, checking for a pulse.
After finding one, [Name] sighed in relief and turned the body on it's back. She let out a small gasp seeing it was a B-Class hero. Deciding to be a good person, [Name] placed her coat on the hero with a loving smile before standing up.
Not caring if the hero needed medical attention, [Name] continued on her merry way swerving around bodies.
"Not like I know medical stuff." She muttered, attempting to tell herself it was completely normal and reasonable to leave possible dead heroes behind. Besides, she had left her coat on one so the hero would not get cold.
Looking behind her one last time at the body decorated street, she turned another corner. "How am I gonna defeat this monster if even a B-Class can't?" [Name] whined to herself.
After ten minutes of wandering the abandoned city, a faint wail caught her attention and [Name] turned to look behind her.
The street was empty for a moment, until a panicked man holding a briefcase sprinted past her. She raised an eyebrow as he continued down the street without sparing her a glance. "Jerk."
She looked back from the corner where he came from, letting out a strangled yelp at seeing a giant man made out of what seemed to be water hurling towards her.
Quickly, she fumbled around in her shoulder bag, muttering a "yes!" when she found what she needed.
Feeling a rush of air, [Name] jumped backwards from an outstretched hand, resulting in the giant man go crashing forwards.
As the monster regained its senses and charged forward again, having forgotten about the earlier guy, [Name] held out her Taser, pressing it against the monster's water skin.
As it made contact, he halted in his movements of trying to crush her and instead froze before letting out a large screech.
[Name] looked away and tightly shut her eyes as the man convulsed against the police weapon, until after a minute or so he laid still.
She opened her eyes to see the man convulse once more, before caving in and exploding in a bomb of water.
She squeaked in surprise as the wall of water crashed into her, sending the (H/c) woman flying into a nearby building.
[Name], coughing up water, shakily stood up while brushing invisible dust off her. She frowned at the sight of her clothes ripped in various places and completely soaked.
"Aw man! I knew I should have stayed home today." She grumbled, pulling at a sleeve that was plastered to her skin.
Out of the corner of her eye, she spotted a familiar streak of gold and smirked, placing her hands on her hips as Genos landed in front of her. He looked at the soaked streets before turning to her.
"It seems you have defeated the monster-"
[Name] interrupted him as she began to stretch, her back popping occasionally. "Yeah, I'm kinda, like, super strong. Probably stronger than you too."
He stared at her, his stoic face not changing.
"It was sarcasm."
"I see."
Walking past him, [Name] picked up her Taser she had dropped when she was being swept away by the collapsed water man, wiping it on her drenched blouse uselessly.
"Why did you come anyway? I mean you use fire and the guy was made out of water. Those don't mix very well." [Name] asked, tucking the Taser in her shoulder bag after a failed attempt of drying it.
"I thought I could at least distract it before other heroes capable of defeating it arrived."
As he answered, she froze for a moment before frantically searching in her bag and pulling out her now ruined phone.
[Name], ignoring his response, groaned and tossed it to the side with a few colorful, and in Genos's opinion, very creative words.
She turned to give him a thumbs up. "Well, I took care of it so no worries! Let's go get some ice cream!"
As she began to skip away, oblivious to the fact her shirt was torn in shreds from being slammed into a wall and revealing some places most would not like to be seen, Genos cleared his throat.
[Name] turned around to find Genos looking away, his outstretched hand holding his shirt he had taken off moments earlier.
"You might want to put this on."
[Name] raised an eyebrow, before slowly looking down at her blouse, squeaking when she saw her bra was quite conspicuous through the wet fabric and tears.
"Ah, thanks!" [Name] said, her voice high-pitched, as she snatched the shirt and quickly threw it on.
After positioning it accordingly to her liking, she continued skipping with Genos taking long strides beside her.
"Why were you looking there anyway?"
"It was mere observation, anyone would notice."
"You were admiring it, weren't you? I should have known lace was your thing!"
"T-that is completely incorrect!"
/Is it Genos? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lee was always positive, and in his opinion, he had never had any bad days. Each day on his calendar was marked with a smiley face that he drew on lovingly.
But,Lee was going to have to draw a sad face today on his calendar, because he was having a bad day. A very bad day, one so bad he was crying.
But that was understandable because it is not everyday, even in this monster infested world, that you encounter a giant man made out of water who is dead set on killing you because you stared at him one second longer than Mr Water Guy preferred.
He had seen the news report on the water monster heroes had been unable to defeat, after all they could not harm him with physical attacks like most heroes used. The news had said the monster was a few cities away, so Lee had thought he would be safe walking to work like he did everyday.
Well, he was wrong, and as a result Lee was now currently running away as fast as his legs could let him from the monster, still holding onto his briefcase. After all, his boss would kill him if he lost the report he finished yesterday.
Lee took the chance to look behind him, and his already saucer eyes widened more at the sight of a water hand reaching towards him and he let out a loud wail of fright.
~~~ [Name] really did not want to go monster hunting today, Saitama had made her buy him ten more cartons of milk as payment for using his last one. She really regretted showing him she could not die from injuries, as when she got back from the forced errand, he proceeded to punch her.
Saitama's punches really hurt, if you did not know.
But despite her soreness from nearly being reduced into a pile of brain matter (Thanks for the idea, Sasuke), she grabbed her coat and precious shoulder bag and walked into City X, as Saitama had already killed all monsters that had entered City Z. Oddly, the city was barren of humans. The only sound came from birds or the continuous, and annoying, monster siren.
[Name] tightened her grip on her bag, walking forward nervously and scanning the area. She did not know if she could take a demon level monster, especially one that caused a whole city to be evacuated.
Turning a corner, she halted and stared at multiple bodies strewn throughout the street. [Name] rushed forward and fell to her knees in front of the nearest one, checking for a pulse.
After finding one, [Name] sighed in relief and turned the body on it's back. She let out a small gasp seeing it was a B-Class hero. Deciding to be a good person, [Name] placed her coat on the hero with a loving smile before standing up.
Not caring if the hero needed medical attention, [Name] continued on her merry way swerving around bodies.
"Not like I know medical stuff." She muttered, attempting to tell herself it was completely normal and reasonable to leave possible dead heroes behind. Besides, she had left her coat on one so the hero would not get cold.
Looking behind her one last time at the body decorated street, she turned another corner. "How am I gonna defeat this monster if even a B-Class can't?" [Name] whined to herself.
After ten minutes of wandering the abandoned city, a faint wail caught her attention and [Name] turned to look behind her.
The street was empty for a moment, until a panicked man holding a briefcase sprinted past her. She raised an eyebrow as he continued down the street without sparing her a glance. "Jerk."
She looked back from the corner where he came from, letting out a strangled yelp at seeing a giant man made out of what seemed to be water hurling towards her.
Quickly, she fumbled around in her shoulder bag, muttering a "yes!" when she found what she needed.
Feeling a rush of air, [Name] jumped backwards from an outstretched hand, resulting in the giant man go crashing forwards.
As the monster regained its senses and charged forward again, having forgotten about the earlier guy, [Name] held out her Taser, pressing it against the monster's water skin.
As it made contact, he halted in his movements of trying to crush her and instead froze before letting out a large screech.
[Name] looked away and tightly shut her eyes as the man convulsed against the police weapon, until after a minute or so he laid still.
She opened her eyes to see the man convulse once more, before caving in and exploding in a bomb of water.
She squeaked in surprise as the wall of water crashed into her, sending the (H/c) woman flying into a nearby building.
[Name], coughing up water, shakily stood up while brushing invisible dust off her. She frowned at the sight of her clothes ripped in various places and completely soaked.
"Aw man! I knew I should have stayed home today." She grumbled, pulling at a sleeve that was plastered to her skin.
Out of the corner of her eye, she spotted a familiar streak of gold and smirked, placing her hands on her hips as Genos landed in front of her. He looked at the soaked streets before turning to her.
"It seems you have defeated the monster-"
[Name] interrupted him as she began to stretch, her back popping occasionally. "Yeah, I'm kinda, like, super strong. Probably stronger than you too."
He stared at her, his stoic face not changing.
"It was sarcasm."
"I see."
Walking past him, [Name] picked up her Taser she had dropped when she was being swept away by the collapsed water man, wiping it on her drenched blouse uselessly.
"Why did you come anyway? I mean you use fire and the guy was made out of water. Those don't mix very well." [Name] asked, tucking the Taser in her shoulder bag after a failed attempt of drying it.
"I thought I could at least distract it before other heroes capable of defeating it arrived."
As he answered, she froze for a moment before frantically searching in her bag and pulling out her now ruined phone.
[Name], ignoring his response, groaned and tossed it to the side with a few colorful, and in Genos's opinion, very creative words.
She turned to give him a thumbs up. "Well, I took care of it so no worries! Let's go get some ice cream!"
As she began to skip away, oblivious to the fact her shirt was torn in shreds from being slammed into a wall and revealing some places most would not like to be seen, Genos cleared his throat.
[Name] turned around to find Genos looking away, his outstretched hand holding his shirt he had taken off moments earlier.
"You might want to put this on."
[Name] raised an eyebrow, before slowly looking down at her blouse, squeaking when she saw her bra was quite conspicuous through the wet fabric and tears.
"Ah, thanks!" [Name] said, her voice high-pitched, as she snatched the shirt and quickly threw it on.
After positioning it accordingly to her liking, she continued skipping with Genos taking long strides beside her.
"Why were you looking there anyway?"
"It was mere observation, anyone would notice."
"You were admiring it, weren't you? I should have known lace was your thing!"
"T-that is completely incorrect!"
/Is it Genos? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)