A/N: I opened a fortune cookie that said "Time, once lost, can never be regained" and had a good internal laugh(internal because my mom might really admit me to a mental hospital if I spontaneously started laughing at a cookie). It made me want to write something, and I haven't updated here in forever anyway, so why not?

Aaaaand, seeing as I'm in a humorous mood, why not change things up a little? That being said, featuring "Through the Water" Leon and "ADT" Ren. Aichi is Aichi. No spoilers or anything for either series. The only thing that's changed would be... their personalities, I guess. They're still all bros.

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Leon stared at the phone in his hands for the longest time, wondering exactly what it was Ren wanted him to do.

"It's just a call, Leon. Don't worry about it!" The red-head said, smiling widely. Leon didn't believe him, glancing at Aichi. He shrugged.

It can't be that bad...

Hesitantly, he dialed the number Ren told him and held the phone up, listening to the sound of the dial tone.

A click. Then someone spoke.

"Hello?" A gruff voice said, and Leon almost felt like hanging up.

"Hello, Tetsu?" He said, glancing up at Ren. The older boy now held up Aichi's sketchbook, open to a page with writing in black marker. The blue haired boy didn't look too happy. "I've been told there's a problem on the third floor, something about a short circuit?"

He hoped Tetsu didn't notice how he stumbled over his words, nor how he had to pause whenever Ren flipped a page and urged him to keep reading.

"The third floor was Kyou's old room. What is someone doing there?" Tetsu asked suspiciously. Leon furrowed his brow.

"I don't know, I was just told to call you and tell you what happened."

There was a pause on the other end, before Tetsu sighed.

"Got it. I'll check it out." He said. "Just in case, don't go near Ren today. He seems to be in a bad mood."

Oh you have no idea...

He waited until there was a click and the tone sounded again, before placing the phone back on Ren's desk. He looked to the older boy.

"What did you do on the third floor?" He asked warily. He noticed hos Aichi glanced away at that, looking like he was biting the inside of his cheek. Ren chuckled.

"I miiight have filled Kyou's old room with soda balloons." He said. Leon's eyes widened.

"Soda balloo-"

"But!" The red-head cut him off, slapping a hand over his mouth. "Tetsu will definitely know it was me, after he gets hit with thirty gallons of soda via balloon. Then he'll call Kyou-kun over, and he'll have no choice but to tell me why he hasn't responded to me emails!"

Leon looked at Aichi now, who was fiddling with his cell phone and refusing to look up despite how long stared at him. After another moment, he sighed.

"I... might have helped Ren-san carry the soda in. And fill the balloons." He said, though he didn't look as guilty as he sounded. Ren huffed.

"Honestly, this could have all been avoided if he and Kyou-kun weren't so mean to me!"

"What did yo- they do?" Leon corrected himself, noting to ask Tetsu and call up Kyou later. Better to hear their side of the story.

"I asked Kyou-kun to go on a date with me, and he said some very inappropriate things." Ouch. "Then Tetsu told me to get over it! I'm just trying to get our cute teammate back!"

"You never thought you might be going about this the wrong way?" Aichi and Leon said together, before sharing a glance.

Yes, it was good to have someone who occasionally thinks the same way.

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A/N: I said no spoilers, but this could also imply a few things for future "Through the Water" and "ADT" chapters. But that's as far as I got before I ran out of ideas.

And DAMMIT I NEED TO WRITE AICHI MORE. THIS KID HASN'T BEEN GETTING ANY SCREEN TIME AT ALL IN THIS FIC. Anyone got any ideas? Chances are I'd use at least half of them... Leon has also been getting a little too much screen time, so maybe something with him minimally appearing.