Doof: What!? YOU KILLED PHINEAS!?

Adyson: WHY!?

Lichylichy: Get off of me. Roll film! (WARNING! The first bit of this chapter contains... well, if you're squeamish don't read. Someone dies! And, spoilers, it isn't Phineas.)


Phineas

I smiled as Ferb finished messing around with Khaka's robot control system. We didn't just leave Perry's lair. We took along a few... other pleasentries. I put the remote control down. Though it probably saved my life, the fact that Perry had a robot doppleganger of me in his lair was more than unnerving.

"What? Sparks?" Khaka asked. He glanced at the mangled robot in his claws.

"I've finished with your upgrade." Ferb smiled widely at a surprised Khaka. He pushed a joystick left on the arm of the chair, but instead the chair tipped over right. He gasped and fought to keep himself up, ending up tilting to the left. He continued to fight, while Lily, Dr. D, and Ferb spread out a thick blanket that they had found. I jumped, and was immediately caught in it.

"Never again Phineas. So many things could have gone wrong. What if you hit the blanket and exploded." Dr. D said.

"No way." I reply. "There is no possible way anyone here could have gotten hur-" A loud piercing scream filled the entryway. Khaka tipped forward, landing in the windowsill. Blood poured thick from where the glass punctured skin. His eyes widened. And he stopped moving. The mechanical legs twitched. As if Khaka was a dying cockroach.

"Khaka!" Ferb yelled, and ran over to the man. Slowly, he slid the villain off of the glass, more blood spewing out. Ferb winced slightly as the villain came off with a sickening sloooorp. He layed him on the floor, away from the glass. He checked his pulse... and sighed. "He's alive... barely." He pulled out a first-aid kit from... well, I'm not entirely sure. He disinfected the wound and put a strip of cloth over the wound. Ferb got up, packed up, and began walking deeper into City Hall.

"Well... there isn't much more we can do." Doof shrugged, and followed. Stacy glanced back again, and she and Lily left. It was my fault. I left.


"Too early..." A girl whispered. Her voice sounded gentle and kind.

"What should we do?" Another girl asked. Hers was rougher and louder.

"His time is not up..." The first girl said quietly.

"Hey squirt! Do a little of your healing halabaloo."

"Who are you calling a squirt?" A calm voice asked, this one belonging to the boy.

"I'm older. That makes you a squirt."

"I'm taller. That makes you wrong." The darkness lifts. A boy about the age of Phineas steps out. He adjusts the worn out pointed hat on his head. Their was a rip near its brim and a rip at the right of the hat. On the opposite side of that was a six pointed star symbol made of what looked like dry red paint. He adjusted his blue cloak. He stood over Khaka, staring at his eyes, dimming. The boy took out a staff. Two glass spheres were at the end. A blue, with the same symbol as the hat, and a red, this one with a five-pointed star in its center.

"Sanare vulnera tempus adduxi." He almost sang, waving his staff over Khaka's half-dead form. The blue sphere glowed, and little white sparks flew down, tapping wounds, shattering them into nonexistence. "Mortui reviviscent. Pseudolo mortem iterum!" A small blue sphere flew out, and into Khaka. He shuddered once, and stopped moving once more.

"Are we done?" The tempered girl asked.

"Calm down sis. We're done... for now." He slowly stepped into the shadows once more... and disappeared.


Phineas

"That was terrible. I never want to do that again." I groaned.

"It's necessary. They're the bad guys. There is no other way... well... no others as fast as this." Ferb whispered.

"But... we killed him Ferb. No matter how you cut it, we killed someone." My voice was but a croak. Ferb was silent. Not his usual silence, though. It felt like he was trying to shut himself away from the rest of us.

"Oh look. If it isn't Dorito head." That voice. I glance up. Thaddeus and Thor stood there, Thaddeus smirking and Thor with a glazed over look.

"Oh. Hi Thaddeus. You know, you shouldn't be in here. There are kidnappers here." I inform them. Lily glanced closely at the two boys.

"Look out!" She screeched. She managed to push me away as a football flew by, caught in a football helmet at the end of a bunch of metal.

"Auto Football Hikers." Thaddeus smirked. "Completely original."

"Heeeeeey... that looks like our Automatic Baseball Launcher." Thaddeus scowled.

"Not even close." He snarled, shouldering the device. "Now, hold still and it'll be quick and painless." He shot again, and this time I had to duck, and then jump as the football U-turned and tried to sweep me off my feet.

"Why are you doing this?" I ask.

"Well duh. It's bad enough that we were bullied at our old town for our inventions, but when we came here, we were placed second fiddle? 'Oh, no. We cannot accept these designs. We already have something made by Phineas and Ferb.' Don't you get it!? You have it perfect! Friends, a pet, popularity. And a cute girl that trys her best everyday to get your attention. I mean, come on. How can anyone miss that? Everyday, in and out. No matter the risk. No matter the reason."

"Huh? I don't know anyone like that..." I scratch my chin. "Let's see... Nope." Thaddeus's mouth hung loosely.

"You are hopeless. Better to get rid of you." He fires again. This time Ferb kicked the ball up, and down. Thaddeus gasped and ducked. The football went through his hair making it look like the letter u. He snarled, and fired again. I dodged. He snarled, fired. Fired. Fired. Fired. Fired. The ball stopped. Thaddeus blinked in surprise. He looked down. In his anger, Lily had managed to grab onto the football. She stopped the football with the joystick. Bam! Thaddeus fell to the floor, a black eye already forming. Thor immediately grabbed Lily, holding her in his glove like hands. She struggled, and bit at his fingers.

"Ahem." Both Thor and I, surprised, turned to Dr. D. Who had a black gun held to Thaddeus's head. "Put the cat down." Thor, with a very angry look on his face, put Lily down. "Tie them up."

"With what?" I ask.

"With that." He gestured towards a bunch of rope. "I bet they were going to tie us up with that and throw us with the rest of 'em." Slowly, we tied the two up.

"Didn't think you'd be the type to hold a gun to another person's head, Doofenshmirtz." Thaddeus spat as Ferb finished tying him up.

"Oh, there is alot you don't know about me." Dr. D replied as I finished binding Thor. We slowly opened the next door, revealing a flight of stairs. "Going up?" Dr. D joked, and shut the door behind him. I just stared at him. But Stacy was the one who asked the question.

"You carry a gun?" She asked. He gave her a wierd look.

"No! I may be evil, but I never really liked guns."

"Then what's that?"

"Oh this?" He asked, He pulled the trigger. I flinched. It spewed out warm air. "It's a Japanese hair dryer." He demonstrated blow drying his hair.

"Wait... you threatened Thatddeus and Thor with a hair dryer?" Ferb asked.

"Yeah. Their fault that they didn't know it was a hair dryer." Dr. D replied. The five of us hopped up the stairs in silence. Now, we had three things. A large amount of rope left over from tying up Thaddeus and Thor, a metal net, and a weapon used against royals and members of parlament.


Smiles

"They're getting closer." I hissed. I glared at the screen. Oh well. Let them come. Yesssssss. Let them come. I hope they make it. Cause then I will get my revenge. My revenge... "Bring it Fletcher. Because this time, it won't be just a merry go round. Ehe. Ehehe. Aha! Mwahahahahahahahahah-"

"Sir!" An annoying voice said. "I finished setting up the buffet."

"Gosh darn it Norm, I was in the zone."

"I thought you were just playing with your doll."

"Oh brother Norm. If you think this thing is a doll then we need to get your optical sensors checked." I finished burning off the giant mechanical beak, which landed on the ground hard.


Phineas

"A hair dryer?"

"Yeah, Vanessa got it from Tokyo. Saved me from being arrested by O.W.C.A." Dr. D replied.

"Seriously, the only thing I hear coming out of your mouth is Perry and arrested." I reply.

"Yeah, that happens at times." Dr. D replied. "Though I still don't know why he carries that in his wallet." I glance over to Ferb, who shrugs.

"Whatever is coming up is probably going to be a lot worse than Thaddeus and Thor." Ferb said quietly.

"And Khaka." A wave of sadness washed over me as I said those words. Ferb put a hand on my shoulder. "Yeah, I'm okay. We probably need something to use as a weapon. What have we got?" Stacy held out her cell phone. Dr. D, the blow dryer. Ferb, his toolbox. Lily only had her hat, which had many secret agent attatchments. I found a remote of some sort in my pocket. This remote... I groan and clutch my head. Something pounded angrily against the back of my skull.

Everything wavered. And I fell.


I felt... funny. I was passing through layers of water. At least, that's what it felt like.

"Good. Mwah!" Isabella's voice echoed all around me.

"So you figured out your pet is a secret agent- I don't want your pamphlet!" I heard myself say.

"Hey, I got a one. Pick a Doofopoly instruction card."

"Fix the machine." Said a very squeaky voice.

"I use agression to mask my insecurity."

"I'm Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz."

"You can, but it'd just be platyp."

"It's a Robot Riot!"

"Look, self-destruct button."

"Out of the way. Platyposterior coming through."

"Welcome Phineas." I found my feet on a solid surface of some kind. "Calm yourself. I don't bite. Much. Eheheheh." I slowly stumble in the direction of the voice. I open into a clearing. A boy, a little older than me, stood there. A sword of pure darkness clutched in his hands. He held it out, though it was shaking slightly.

"Impossible. You can't revive twice." The boy said, his black hair flowing. He glanced in my direction. I gasped as I saw deep black eyes, with small red pupils.

"Wrong. You've killed me. But I refuse to stay dead." A new voice snarled. A rotting hand stuck out of the ground and grabbed Akuma's ankle.

"Stay dead!" The pale boy cried, and brought the sword down and through the soil. A loud piercing screech filled the air. I had to cover my ears as a great eruption of white came from where the sword had impacted. "Stay dead." He whispered. He fell to his feet. "I didn't mean to. It was an accident. I just wanted to protect her. I just wanted..." Deep red tears flowed down his face. I reach out instinctively, trying to put a hand on his shoulder. It went through. I just stared.

"Honey!" A girl's voice cut through the night. I instinctively jumped out of the way. A girl ran from the trees. She looked into his eyes. "Honey... are you okay?"

"I'm fine darling. It's just... *sniff* I never meant for this." He said quietly. "I never meant for this to happen to our family." He said quietly, putting a hand on the girl's bulging stomach. She giggled.

"What should we name her?" She asked.

"How about Melody?" He said smiling, wiping the tears from his eyes.

"Melody!" She replied, smacking him in the back of the head. He just laughed. "You just suggested that to piss me off!" She jumped on him and the two playfully wrestled. I watched, intrigued. Suddenly, the boy stopped and pulled the girl closer and layed a gentle kiss on her lips.

"I love you." He said quietly.

"I love you too." She replied. The scene turned black. And the last word echoed as if it was said in a cave. "Forever."

"What are you doing here?" I gasp. And turn. A small ball of gas floated there. Black eyes, red pupils. Staring. "How'd you get here?"

"I-I don't know." I reply, backing away slowly. He stared at me. "You need to get there. Stop the bomb. Stop the bomb. Stop apocalypse. St-" He froze, and the eyes widened. "No. I'm not ready. I'm not ready. He will destroy everything!" He disappeared. "Apocalypse!" He cried. And it was silent. And dark.

"Phineas." I know that voice. I turn. And gasp. I was looking at two large circular T.V. screens.

"Please stop crying Isabella." Vanessa said, looking into the floating screen. It was wierd, because the screens magnified her, her image huge. "We'll get out of here."

"I'm worried about Phineas." I heard Isabella whimper.

"Yeah, well. We all know how much you like Phin, but he'll be fine. He can take care of himself. And chances are Ferb's there too."

"*Sniff* Yeah. But I was just about to tell him. Tell him that I-" The screens filled with static.

"What? You were going to tell me what? Isabella!"

"She can't hear you." I slowly turn. A small jar, glass sat upon a pillar thirty feet up. Little red eyes glowed from within. "No one can hear you now."

"Wh-who are you?" I ask.

"I am the defeated. The dead. The person who gave his all for the one he loved. And therefore lost it all. But you can call me Kaiman." The ball of green gas floated in the container.

"Hi... Kaiman. I'm-"

"Phineas Flynn. I know of his plans. But you do not. I have summoned you here. To witness the past so in order to remake the future. I have spent the last of my energy trying to escape. And I am afraid that I won't make it much longer. So heed my warning now. He will release Apocalypse upon the Tri-state area. You must stop him! At all costs! The bomb! The bomb will-" Everything shimmered, and disappeared.

"Phineas! Wake up!" I jolted awake. "This is no time for napping!" Dr. D said, getting me to my feet. "We've gotta go!"