Chapter 13: World 6 (2nd part)
Stario was watching Mario and friends learn the will o' wisp, "Everything is going according to plan, now let me pay a short visit to those fellas and time to get rid of Bowser, because he has served his purpose in the storyline of The Original Antagonsticus, the star spirits be with him on his way back to the castle."
Stario jumped into the pipe leading to World 6, the Mountain World. (Maybe I'll stop using brackets because we are getting to the epic part of this story soon.) "Where are you going Stario?" asked Peach. "That is none of your business. At least, none of your non-inter-castle political business." Stario smirked, and then he was transported to World 6.
The spirit of the first Kamek followed him this time, making sure that he will not screw up like the last time. As Mario, Luigi and Bowser proceeded to cross the boundaries between the Mountain World and World 7, they suddenly saw Prince Peasley. "What are you doing here you green-faced snob?" Bowser asked. Luigi got angry with Bowser for insulting Prince Peasley so Luigi took out his Poltergust and used it to knock Bowser backwards. Bowser punched Luigi for revenge. "Hey guys, stop quarrelling! I am here to aid the Mushroom Kingdom superstars in their quest to fight Stario, not to watch Luigi have a war with Bowser," Prince Peasley said. (You may notice that this is a bit OOC for Prince Peasley but you can guess why, right?)
Mario nonsense:{OK, you can come with us. But please don't slow us down.} Prince Peasley agreed. (Hint: you know who "Prince Peasley" really is, don't you? I mean you can't be as stupid as Mario)
The moment they were about to cross the boundary, Bowser suddenly disappeared. He suddenly reappeared back at his castle. "Lord Bowser! You are finally back! We were so worried about you!" all the Bowser Baddies said in unison. They threw a banquet to honor their king's return, Bowser thought the whole Stario thing was just a dream and he was just having nightmares as usual.
Mario, being an idiot, didn't realize that Bowser was gone. Luigi, being Bowser's enemy over the short span of a few days, thought that nobody had noticed Bowser's disappearance, so he kept his trap shut about it. When the brothers turned around to make sure everyone was there, Prince Peasley was also gone. Luigi got scared and panicked, Mario did another headcount and realized there was nobody missing because he counted Luigi four times and skipped himself, so that makes four people, so nothing was out of ordinary to Mario. (Duh, when Luigi is running, Mario thought it was a different person he counted.)
At where Stario is…
"Ah, the good old memories that I had in this place before I discovered the Hack Star…" Stario has a flashback.
Stario flashback
As Stario finally reached the summit of the mountain to meet his friend, a Rocky Wrench named (err…) Rocky Wrench, he fell down, causing him to game over, then Stario kept trying, but he realized that it was no use. He got frustrated but did not give up. Stario tried again and again, he failed every time until he gave up, then he thought to himself: No, I will not give up, I will find a way to get up there!
Then with a burst of light, Stario found himself in a plane of light, there was an old Toad in front of him, "Young traveller, you are determined to reach the summit, but without the power of jumping, you will find no way up. I shall present this to you."
Stario got his First Pair of Jump Boots!
"The road ahead will be a treacherous one, not the road as in this mountain journey, it is the road ahead in life, remember, do not ever give up hope and succumb to the dark side of you, for you do not know the power it consists. Farewell young traveller…"
With that Stario was transported back to where he was originally standing, "What was that about?" Stario wondered, and he got to the top damn easily after that.
Flashback over
Yeah, the good old times, funny when I come to think of it, this is not my dark side, this is just the a bit hacked side of me. Stario was amazed that he never ceased to think about these crappy stuff after he has stupid flashbacks like those.
THE PROPER END OF CHAPTER
A/N: SEE, THE CAPS LOCK DRIVES ME NUTS AND there, I kinda bashed the caps lock's spirit up so that it could keep its mouth shut.
Stario: Okay, that was random, of all the Mario characters, why Prince Peasley? He is a freaking snob, seriously, no offence to Prince Peasley fangirls or anything but that is the truth.
nojoke: yay, stario u suck, I can make u dress up as a baby and make a baby stario. so happy, yay!
Stario: You actually would not dare to do that, you and I know very well that when you created me, I was already born at this age, this size, this height, only not of this intelligence; and due to my true immortality hack, my age remains as 28, so a baby version of me will cause a time paradox, resulting in the quantum flactuation of dimensions of frequential vicinity radius of 10 dimensional pulsation vibration waves per infiminimseconds to alter drastically, which will ultimately result in the connection point of dimensional to discharge small bursts of antimatter throughout dimensions which are made out of matter or small bursts of matter throughout dimensions which are made out of antimatter, causing the dimensional apocalypse predicted by Mario when he was drunk, and Mario was never right, so don't break that record, please.
nojoke: what? I can't catch wad half of what you said even though I wrote that, but never mind and screw that. screw you, I dun wan Mario to be right, so I guess I can't turn u into a baby. sad…
Stario: Thank you very much, oh yeah I freaking forgot to do the disclaimers, for you…
nojoke: WTF! HOW LONG DAMMIT?
Stario: Err… except the first chapter, where you did it, never…
nojoke: SCREW U BLOODY IDIOT!
NOJOKE: I DO NOT OWN MARIO OR DARKRAI, BUT I OWN THE STORYLINE AND I DO OWN A CAPS LOCK KEY THAT NEVER COOPERATES WITH ME. thank u very much.
A/N: Oh btw, to superblooper, thank u. But this is just the way I write, with brackets and I failed my essay and I actually write then put the damn brackets like I'm some wisecracking ass of an idiot who doesn't know how to keep his freaking mouth shut, so there. I also won't be including Darkrai later, he actually just exists as part of Bowser's imagination as some random guy or evil entity that is named Darkrai and sorry I dun swear much, because I am still a good innocent boy…
Nidiot: AS IF!
A/N: Wtf, I could have sworn that I fucking put him in his story, how'd he get here. oh the irony of me not swearing much. Lols. Wait, did I just say 'Lols.'? AWESOME! I HAVEN'T BEEN FREAKING USING THAT SINCE I STARTED BEING SAD FOR NO REASON! Dun blame the caps lock.
Nidiot: Oh yeah, I SENT DARKRAI TO BOWSER'S MIND!
nojoke: now u are freaking screwed, I told u to go back to yr own story, payback time. GO NUETRONIX! USE SPACE-TIME DESTROYER!
Nidiot: damn, I'm out of here, see u, how I wish I was u!
A/N: Super long A/N, sorry, I like reviewers, and I dun beg for reviewers, I simply do that for the or else bit because I like it, so review, or else u will meet the fate that nidiot would have met if it weren't for his status as one of my OCs.