The Battle of the Bastards

After Izuku Snow explained his world and that is the bastard son of Lord Yagi Stark, but the gods weren't going to tell Izuku Snow his real origin because that is not their job. And if one of them slipped out the truth, Sleepy was going to use his reality powers to make Izuku Snow forget it. Izuku Snow explained his life in the Night's watch, how he was betrayed by his fellow brothers, then resurrected, and now he was going to let the gods show them the battle that made him 'The King in the North'.

Then Izuku Snow sat down leaving everyone in a gaze of how he managed to keep his sanity and trying to imagine what he had been through. Then Sleepy said, "Now that Izuku Snow explained part of his life before The Battle of the Bastards, we are now going to watch the biggest battle the North has ever seen. Before the White Walkers come of course."

AFO Izumi said, "What are the White Walkers, if I may ask?"

Bored then said, "In this world, they are zombies brought back from the dead by the Night King, also known as the First White. The Night King becomes stronger the more people, giants, mammoths, and possibly dragons he resurrects and added to his army."

Mina then asked, "There is magic in this world?"

Sleepy then said, "Yes, but not as there use to be, all the magic in that world started to disappear when Valyria got destroy by the volcano the country was sitting on."

Ghost then said, "I remember that day, I had to work overtime to send people to their destined afterlife."

Izuku Snow then said, "They only ways to kill the Night King and the other White Walker are fire, dragon glass, and Valyrian steel. Which the fire is easy to come by, we found an island full of dragon glass and got Queen Ryukyu (get it I used the dragon hero) Stormborn of House Targaryen to get some of it, and the only people who have Valyrain steel are the nobles."

Nejire eyes shined, "Ryukyu is a queen?"

Izuku said, "Well I'm supporting her to take back the Iron Throne from Queen Endeavor of House Lannister."

Sleepy then said, "The Iron Throne in this world means that who ever sits on it controls the seven kingdoms of Westeros, well they believe they control Dorne but they don't but that is an even longer story."

Todoroki laughed that his dad was a woman in this universe then asked for a picture of her to keep, which Sleepy and Bored smiled and handed him a picture of Queen Endeavor.

Everyone sat down then Bored said, "So Snow, how did Ryukyu enjoy your 'Nine Inches of Snow'?"

Izuku Snow smugged and said, "She got a wonder smile after it."

The gods and Izuku Snow laughed, but the gods were laughing for that Ryukyu was his aunt in this world and Izuku Snow doesn't know that yet.

The scene opened to two armies standing far apart from each other. The army outside also had people burning on X's upside down. The other army was smaller but had a giant with them which the giant revealed to be Mt. Lady. Then Izuku Snow on his horse ride to the front of his army to see his enemy, Muscular Bolton.

The Pussy Cats and a few others flinched at sees Muscular, which the gods were getting excited for the carnage that was going to happen.

Next to Mt. Lady and Izuku was Izuku's Wildling friend Bakugo and Ser Kirishima Seaworth, who were ready for a fight. The two armies stared down each other in silences until Muscular on his horse came up with a boy tied behind him, that boy was Kota Stark of House Stark.

The Pussy Cats gasped at the sight of Kota was captured by Muscular and being held prisoner. Izuku Snow started to tense up because he remembers what happens next.

Muscular got off his horse then revealed a knife for both sides to see.

Everyone was on the edge of their seats, because how intense this was. The gods enjoyed the intense of this world and Izuku Snow was very tense about what was happening.

Muscular then cut the rope off Kota then said, "You like games like man? Let's play a game … Run to your brother."

Almost everyone was confused about this situation.

Muscular continued, "The sooner you make it to him, the sooner you get to see him again. That's it, that's the game."

Izuku then saw Kota start walking toward him, then Muscular said, "No, you have to run those are the rules."

Which one of Muscular's men gave him his bow and arrows, which Kota started running and Izuku saw it then started riding his horse to save Kota.

Everyone was now extremely worried for Kota and were saying, "Come on Izuku save him."

When Izuku Snow started to tear up, which Sleepy gave him some ale to calm him down from getting angry.

Kirishima and Bakugo were now worried for Izuku's safety, which Muscular made the first shot. The arrow landed a few feet to the left of him.

Bakugo then said, "What a bad shot."

But Sleepy said, "No, he missed on purpose, he wants Kota to get close to Izuku. He wants Izuku to have the feeling where he is going to save Kota then take that hope away from him."

Then everyone gasped at Sleepy's comment, then they saw he was right and that Muscular was truly a monster for what he was doing.

Muscular shrugged to then grab another arrow, which Kota was running as fast as he could. Izuku was trying to get his horse to gallop faster to save Kota. Muscular aimed again, then looked at the man next to him and release the arrow. The arrow missed which Izuku and Kota were getting closer but still very far away. Muscular pulled out another arrow to then aim again. Izuku put his arm out ready to grab Kota, which Muscular shot again. The arrow landed right in front of Kota, which now Kota and Izuku were a few from each other. Izuku almost had Kota until Kota hit by Muscular's fourth arrow through his heart and fell to the ground in front of him.

Everyone was in shock of this, Izuku Snow held himself from getting pissed off, and Sleepy telepathic told Bored, 'If you start singing You Give Love a Bad Name, I will strangle you until I have no strength in my body.'

Bored then telepathy said, 'I wasn't going to say that by the gods, I'm not a monster.'

Muscular smiled at his shot, Izuku looked at Muscular in rage, Bakugo then said, "Don't"

But Izuku charged at Muscular for revenge, which Bakugo, Mt. Lady, the cavalry, and the foot soldier charged to save their leader. Kirishima was in charge of the archers of the army and told them to get ready to shoot. Muscular's men command, "Draw!"

Izuku was full of rage to think clearly at the moment while Muscular's archer shot his horse but missed him. Izuku got up from the ground and saw Muscular's cavalry charging at him, he pulled out his sword prepared to die until Izuku's cavalry came up from behind him to save his life. Izuku watch as his men and Muscular's men fought each other. Then Kirishima order the archers to aim, and Muscular's archers aimed as well. Kirishima said, "No, we will just kill our own men, stand down."

Everyone saw how wise Kirishima was in this world, and Kirshima was complimenting how manly he was in this world.

Muscular then said, "Loose!"

Which Muscular's archers shot their arrows at Izuku's and his own men. Izuku was dodging cavalry charges then he swings at one of the men of their horse which he then went up to him to cut his head off. He sliced another man's stomach to kill him arrow surround him, but he wasn't hit.

Sleepy then said, "I need to talk to Miss Luck next door about that, because what were the chances of that happening."

Izuku Snow then said, "That was exactly what I thought about."

He got up to fight another man which he sliced his back open, he grabbed another man to stab him, then went to another man who was fighting one of his men. Which killed him and grabbed his man to said, "Get Away!"

But the man he was talking to got shot threw the head by an arrow. Which Izuku was now pissed by how lucky he was being right now, he started killing men left and right with ease.

Everyone was impressed by Izuku Snow's skill with the sword which Tokoyami amazed and wanted this Izuku the way of the sword (If y'all remember his sword in his dorm room).

Men and horse were dying soon then started making piled of men, really big piles, soon those piles were making a wall of bodies, which Kirishima said, "We may as well be chicken shits back here."

He got off his horse which he and his men started running to get in the fight, Muscular smiled and said, "It's time go."

Moonfish appeared in front of his men and asked, "Who owns the North?"

His men answered, "We do!"

Moonfish asked again but louder, "WHO OWNS THE NORTH?!"

He men answered louder, "WE DO!"

Which they charged into the battlefield, Izuku was on the ground blocking a soldier swing until Bakugo came behind the soldier to stab his heart which he picked Izuku back on his feet and said, "Hey!"

Which a cavalry man from Muscular's army charged at Mt. Lady which she kicked the horse into the sky. Then Muscular's men surrounded Izuku's men with shieldmen and pike men. Izuku's were between pike men and shield men and a wall of dead bodies.

Everyone saw that they were trapped, which the gods were at the edge of their seats. They knew what was going to happen but scenes like this get them excited.

One of Izuku's men climbed up the wall, but Moonfish appear on top of the wall and kill him. Then Moonfish and his men went in to kill Izuku's men while Muscular's Men surrounding the two forces took steps the stabbing a few of Izuku's men. Mt. Lady fought off some of the shield and pike men by kicking them then grabbing a few of them to rip in half infront of them.

Some people puked from Mt. Lady ripping people in half, and the mass amount of dead bodies.

Muscular watched in the distance as he was going to stop the last rebellion against him in the North with a big grin on his face. Then Izuku's men and Moonfish's men were now squeezed together tightly to where no one could fight each. Then Izuku looked over to Moonfish headbutting Bakugo, which Bakugo grabbed Moonfish and bit a piece of his neck off and stabbed him with his knife in Moonfish's face.

Bakugo smiled at he did to Moonfish while Kirishima was fascinated by this world's Bakugo's manliness, the gods were loving it. While everyone felt sick from what Bakugo did and were horrified.

Then a horn was heard in the distance, Izuku and Muscular looked at the source and saw a huge cavalry forces coming. In the distance was Momo with Giran (yes, I'm making Giran as Little Finger, do y'all have a problem with that) as the huge cavalry force came in to save Izuku's men to slaughter Muscular' men.

Everyone cheered save Izuku Snow was getting saved, while Izuku Snow smiled as his sister saved his life.

Muscular rode back to his castle, which Izuku, Bakugo, and Mt. Lady ran after him. Muscular got inside the castle and said, "Their army is gone."

One of his men said, "Our army is gone."

Muscular looked at the man and said, "We have Winterfell, they don't have the men for a siege. All we have to do is wait."

Which then they heard something hitting the gate, one of the men said, "Archers to the front gate!"

Muscular then saw Mt. Lady's hand punch through the door which he then walked away to some where else to the castle. After Mt. Lady took some arrows and a spear to the hand, she finally broke the door down. She ran a little bit then got on her knees and roared, while Izuku's remaining archers killed Muscular's men. Izuku then walked in and saw how injured Mt. Lady he was reached out to her until Muscular shot her in the eye to kill her.

Sleepy then said, "There goes the last living giant in their world. RIP Mt. Lady."

Muscular said, "You did suggest one on one combat… I have reconsidered."

Izuku dropped his sword to grab a shield, which Muscular shot but Izuku blocked it. Izuku walked closer then blocked Muscular's second shot; he continues to move forward to block another shot. Then Izuku hit Muscular with the shield hard enough to sent him to the ground and knocked the bow out of his hands. Izuku got on top of him and started punching him over and over again in pure rage for killing Kota and raping Momo.

Everyone watched as Izuku Snow was just absolutely beating the shit of Muscular, some cheered for him, while some wanted him to stop.

Then Izuku saw Momo and stopped then he left the guards to take him away. The soldiers took down all the Bolton flags, shields, and all the dead bodies into a pile to burn. The men asked where they should but Kota, which Izuku said, "Bury my brother in the Crip next to my father."

The men nodded and continued their way, while the Stark flags were being hung again. Momo then asked, "Where is he?"

Later that Momo saw Muscular tied up to a chair, Muscular smiled and said, "Hello Momo… our time together has now come to an end. You can't kill me, I'm part of you."

Momo looked at him to say, "Your words will disappear, your house will disappear, your name will disappear, our memory of you will disappear."

Then Muscular heard his dogs growling, he smiled and said, "They are loyal beasts, they wouldn't hurt me."

Momo then said, "They were, you haven't fed them in seven days, you said it yourself, and now they are starving."

Muscular's hounds started licking him, which Muscular said, "Down, sit, sit!"

But then the hounds started eating him alive, Momo watched with a smile on her face which after a while she walked away.

The next day, Izuku was sitting on the family table with the lords of the North talking about the upcoming war with the White Walkers, which everyone was saying 'We should go home' and 'We shouldn't let the Wildling in the room'.

Bakugo said with a smirk, "We didn't trespass, we were invited."

Izuku then said, "The enemy we are going to face will not wait the storm out, it brings the storm, and if we don't send help to the Night's Watch then we have already lost."

The lords were then continuing with their business of heading home to wait out the storm like what Izuku said was nothing, then a little white-haired girl with red eyes stood up to say, "Your son was butchered at the Red Wedding, Lord Woods. But you refused the call."

Then she looked at another lord and continued, "You swore aligns to House Stark, Lord Yamada. But in their hour of their greatest need you refused the call."

Izuku Snow, the gods, and everyone was enjoying Eri's high level of sass and shaming everyone who wasn't a part of the battle.

Eri then continued, "And you Lord Aizawa, you father was skinned alive by Muscular Bolton, still you refused the call. But House Mormont remembers, the North remembers, we know no King but the King in the North who name is Stark. I don't care if he's a bastard, he still has Yagi Stark's blood in his veins and he's my king from this day until his last day."

She then sat down, and Lord Woods got up to say, "Lady Mormont speaks the truth, my son died for Mirio Stark, the Young Wolf. I didn't think we would find another king in my lifetime, I didn't commit my name into your cause because I didn't want more men dying for nothing. For that I will regret for the rest of my life, Izuku Snow avenged the Red Wedding, he is the 'Green Wolf'…"

Lord Woods pulled out his sword, "… The King in the North!"

He then got on a knee, then Lord Yamada got up and said, "I didn't fight beside you on the battlefield and I will truly regret it for the rest of my life as well. A man could only admit he is wrong and ask forgiveness…"

Izuku said, "There is nothing to forgive my lord."

He also pulled out his sword to say, "… House Yamada will stand besides House Stark for many battles to come and I will fight for Izuku Snow… The King in the North!"

Everyone got up to pull out their swords to say, "The King in the North, The King in the North, The King in the North!"

Izuku was processing what happening, he thought to himself, 'I just wanted you all to send men to the Night's Watch, but I end up being King. Well I guess I will roll with it.'

Everyone laughed at the thought, even Izuku Snow, which is one of those moments where people are like 'well okay, what can go wrong'.

Izuku stood up and enjoyed it. The screen turned black.

Sleepy then said, "Okay, Izukus time to head back."

AFO Izumi then asked, "Are you sure we have to go back?"

AHS Izuku said, "Come man, just one more."

CN Izuku said, "Please, just one more."

Izuku Snow said, "Come on, one more."

F AS Izuku who was cuddling Toga said, "I insist we watch another."

Sleepy then looked at the original Izuku and asked, "How about you?"

Izuku then said, "One more before we head back."

Sleepy then said, "Okay, I will let y'all stay for one more world."

The Izukus cheered, then Sleepy threw the dart at the board, and said, "Really Bored, really?"

Bored then said, "Yes really, I wanted it."

Hardcasekara asked, "What's wrong?"

Sleepy then said, "Initial D Izuku!"

Bored rolled the die and said, "Déjà vu scene please!"

The die landed of 89, which Bored said, "Dammit, well it I the next best thing to me, the race with Gas Gas Gas playing in the background."

Sleepy then said, "Well let's take a five minute break first, before watching this."